2021 Drunk Thread

[Hate 20108]

So are you passed out now Buzz?

[Buzzrock 14921]

Still alive!

[Hate 20108]

Awesome.  I'm about to step on the porch for a one hit and then head to the bar for a refill.  Drinking a little Woodford and water tonight.  Where are all the other drunks? @Radical Larry, where the hell have you been? @Zepol87 WTF?

[Scraps 13561]

Is this the equivalent to 2007 hornfans chat or what?

[Radical Larry 28622]

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

Awesome.  I'm about to step on the porch for a one hit and then head to the bar for a refill.  Drinking a little Woodford and water tonight.  Where are all the other drunks? @Radical Larry, where the hell have you been? @Zepol87 WTF?

 

Took an edible about an hour ago and having a pint of Guinness while watching the Cowboys look like ass. 

[Hate 20108]

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Is this the equivalent to 2007 hornfans chat or what?

Damn I miss chat.  @Txslnghrns where you at?

[Hate 20108]

I just started a thread in "Please do this better" for bringing back chat.  We'll see how it goes.

 

[Bullneck 19097]

Checking in.  Two Dark & Stormys after a long week.  

[Hate 20108]

Hell Yes! I just poured another bourbon. 

[Buzzrock 14921]

~12 hours of drinking on a Friday and I’m calling it. Gotta get the boy to baseball evals in the morning. Will check on you miscreants tomorrow night.

[Hate 20108]

I'll be late to the thread tomorrow night.  I'm going to see the Black Crows tomorrow so I won't be on until late.

[Scraps 13561]

I'll be late to the thread tomorrow night.  I'm going to see the Black Crows tomorrow so I won't be on until late.

Damn not to be a debbie downer but me and a buddy talked for years about going to see them then they broke up....then back together so we probably would've went this year....he passed from COVID in January.

RIP Jaime

Have a good time man it should be a blast

Cheers to yall!

[Hate 20108]

Damn Scraps, that sucks.  I'll roll a great big fatty to smoke at the show tomorrow night at the show.  We are meeting some friends for some drinks before the show.  I'll lift one up for Jaime!

[Bullneck 19097]

15 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

~12 hours of drinking on a Friday

Losing to Brentford will do that to you.

[Hate 20108]

Damn...I'm drunk.  I may only have couple more drinks in me for tonight.

[Buzzrock 14921]

Rallying. Had a couple beers by the pool and headed to a wine bar with friends.

[Buzzrock 14921]

Man this has been a rough few days.

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Rando middle of the week drunk post.



Killed half a bottle on some topos. Never tried it before. But it’s getting the job done.

[Hate 20108]

Nice.  I had a mid week drunk last night too, but I forgot about this thread.  Dammit.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the bed it had some light blue stains on it. I'm thinking it might be the detergent or the laundry sanitizer she uses on everything. After I got home today I threw it in in my truck and went to the laundromatdown the street and washed it again with just water. Foam everywhere in the wash! She has a Pedi/Mani appt tonight after work.so after it dries I'll still be home before her. I just hope the stains are out.

BRINGIN IT BACK TO DRINKIN!

I Started out with this Buccee cup at least half full of bourbon and topped off with coke. I refilled it from the flask I packed in my truck and the coke machine here just as I put it in the dryer. That's my comforter in the back ground just above the top of my cup.

Edited August 20, 2021 by Longhornstampede

[Longhornstampede 3182]

The blue stains are GONE!

[PhillyD 1257]

I'm buzzed at an airport.  I'll be drunk later, god willing, because I missed a flight and waiting on a red eye while the rest of the fam made the original flight. You probably have to be buzzed or drunk to get the laundromat post but I appreciate it so much right now.  

[Hate 20108]

So did you miss your next flight because you were
Too drunk? I’d probably miss a flight right now.

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Super. Fukn. Drunk

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Still drinking...pacing myself....but fuck....bourbons almost gone

[Txslnghrns 1353]

I’m with ya chief. Last pull of the night for me.

[Guest Lobo]

If you have the occasion to listen to Nick Kroll’s bit About drunk packing, I highly recommend it.  I think we’ve all been there before.  

[PhillyD 1257]

14 hours ago, Hate said:

So did you miss your next flight because you were
Too drunk? I’d probably miss a flight right now.

I did my best but they couldn't serve me fast enough.  Sobered up by the time the flight landed.

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Fuk it. Let’s go…..

[Hate 20108]

I just got home from dinner with friends so I will be there shortly. 

[tfoolry 8215]

Not going home yet. 
 

 

 

[Hook1997 5355]

3 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk it. Let’s go…..

More about this beer?  That’s sound amazing from the label!

Edited August 22, 2021 by Hook1997

[Hate 20108]

If you are going to "whiskey age" anything, you might as well just go ahead and drink whiskey. 

[Droopy 2626]

I am currently drunk and high. Went to the Austin FC game and left at half time. I’m now watching “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” 
 

Enjoy your evening, Surl. 

[Txslnghrns 1353]

More about this beer?  That’s sound amazing from the label!

From a local brewery here in Fort Worth. Martin House. Originally was called Kookie Monster in past offerings. Was hoping for a little more viscosity out of it. But…it was very good. Definitely had that minty flavor and it only got better as the beer warmed to room temp. Bought this at specs. Also available at the HEB in Hudson oaks. Don’t know what part of the country your in. But here’s a link to Martin House. Also home to Best Maid pickle beer. Regular and spicy.

https://martinhousebrewing.com


And I like to drink barrel aged beers because the alcohol content is way higher than normal. We’re talking 14-15% for some beers. That means you get fukd up faster. But I also like to drink lots of bourbon too as evidenced by my past posts on this thread.



Now time to choose my next beer. Time to take it up a notch…..




Edit: Going with a 13%er.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Not quite 830am and i just mixed aPOTENT blooddy mary to go out and mow the lawn. Mentioned to the wife that I need to get on the roof and blow out the gutters. Her reply: you're gonna need something stronger than that. 😃

[Txslnghrns 1353]

[tfoolry 8215]

Where’s Hate?

 

 

 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

On 8/28/2021 at 7:47 PM, tfoolry said:

Where’s Hate?

 

 

 

Probably drunk...like I am @Hate

Edited September 2, 2021 by Longhornstampede

[Hate 20108]

Sorry guys. This past weekend we had some friends in town so I got pretty drunk both nights. I was taking a few nights off since this is a 3 day weekend coming up and it’s bound to get ugly. The plan was to not drink all week, but I did end up getting drunk last night and forgetting about this thread. I’ll do better.

[Hate 20108]

Well since tomorrow is pretty much an unofficial holiday, I'm going to pre-drunk to get ready for the weekend.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Drank 2 bottles of wine...working on numero tres....might finish it.....might not

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Drank 2 bottles of wine...working on numero tres....might finish it.....might not

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Just poured out the last glass.....and I don't see the end in sight

[Longhornstampede 3182]

But I'm out of wine....gonna have to move on to something else

[Txslnghrns 1353]

But I'm out of wine....gonna have to move on to something else

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Gonna crank up the Old Fashioned production line

That should put me to sleep

[Txslnghrns 1353]

But I'm out of wine....gonna have to move on to something else

Eagerly anticipate your next update!!! Are you quaffing a brew? Are you tippling some bourbon?!?!

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Gonna crank up the Old Fashioned production line
That should put me to sleep

Oh boy……love me a good old fashioned….

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Last one and I'm hitting the sack. 3 bottles and 3 OFs a little fucked ut