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I got drunk early during the game and took a little nap after the game, so I am up working on my second drunk today.  Where is everyone??

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Bump.

Had to work last night so didn’t get a chance to get fukd up during the game. So I’m trying to make up for it tonight. I despise IPAs but yet…here I am.
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I saw the 9% and put my disdain aside. It tastes like shit but it’s getting the job done. I’ll finish this sixer and carry the buzz out with some Dobel.

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Starting the night with 32 oz of Joe Ts skinny margarita. 22ae4680052a7eefcb9a01f1c54bafc9.jpg

Then probably gonna sail the high seas with my friend Sailor Jerry. I’m prolly gonna get obliviated. But I haven’t commiserated with The Sailor since my oilfield days. Going on 4 years now. It’s time we catch up.

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It’s Thursday night now. I had a happy hour earlier on the porch since it’s so nice out. Now I fired up the spa to watch the game tonight and have some cocktails. Happy weekend everyone!

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11 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

Taking it easy tonight because the Surly tailgate starts around dawn and I have a good ways to drive in from.  Have a couple for the rest of us!

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19 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

I got half in the bag in the SEZ tonight.  But I was smart and left my car parked there by the tailgate so I have a place to pass out in the morning during the tailgate.  

I just need somebody to give me a ride down there in the morning.  I am willing to pay as much as $3 and some gas station wine on the way.

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I have to work so I am only having one more drink before calling it a night.  We are heading to Galveston this weekend for a friend's birthday bash.  I follow that up with a 3 day weekend in  Port A with a group of 20 friends that all have known each other for 30+ years.  It is going to be ugly.  Pray for my liver.

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Drinking and celebrating college football on a friday night. Geebus Iowa fuckstomped the turtles tonight. Good thing I stocked up on Evan Williams for the weekend. Have 1030 tee time tomorrow at Mesquite so I don't have to watch the game.

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25 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Drinking and celebrating college football on a friday night. Geebus Iowa fuckstomped the turtles tonight. Good thing I stocked up on Evan Williams for the weekend. Have 1030 tee time tomorrow at Mesquite so I don't have to watch the game.

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Well, I survived the weekend in Galveston. I’m finishing off the weekend with one last drink before taking a break for the week. I’m heading to Port A next weekend for a 3day binge.

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Haven’t had a drop since the 18th due to some medication I’m on (for another two weeks). The doc said, “It is *imperative* that you not drink. You will projectile vomit.”

This has to be the longest I’ve been dry in decades. It sucks.

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I can’t believe this hasn’t been bumped yet. I’m fukn hammered. And it’s only gonna get worse from here on out. I may need bail money. Is it illegal to kick puppies and children?

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Where is everyone?  We are empty nesters for the night as our son is at a sleepover for his friend's birthday.  I think I am going to get drunk tonight. 

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