2021 Drunk Thread

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Last one and I'm hitting the sac.

NTTAWWT

[tfoolry 8219]

https://m.facebook.com/diceone4life/videos/344409417152337/
 

 

 

[Hate 20116]

What a dumbass. I feel bad for that kid having to see his dad be such a dumbass.

[tfoolry 8219]

They gave him more than ample time to leave. Feel sorry for wife & kid.  Imagine what goes on in their house when he’s all fucked up. 

[That Guy 959]

Gleaming the Cube on Hulu and drinking whiskey. Movie is pretty fantastic. 

[Hate 20116]

I just took a big one hit and poured a glass of bourbon.  I'm about to listen to a Grateful Dead concert. 

[Hate 20116]

Where are all the drunks tonight???

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Drunk. That's where. HAHAHA!

[Hate 20116]

I got drunk early during the game and took a little nap after the game, so I am up working on my second drunk today.  Where is everyone??

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Semi present. Listening to joy division and prince.

[Hate 20116]

Well, that's something at least.  We can't be the only drunks celebrating a big win to kick off a new era tonight. 

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Present at 6:10am and a screwdriver by my side

[burntorangebongos 10747]

That dude got belligerent drunk like that on Miller Lites? Psssh, Amateur. 

[Hate 20116]

We get a second "Saturday" night tonight.  There is a pretty good chance I'm getting drunk tonight.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Bump.

Had to work last night so didn’t get a chance to get fukd up during the game. So I’m trying to make up for it tonight. I despise IPAs but yet…here I am.

I saw the 9% and put my disdain aside. It tastes like shit but it’s getting the job done. I’ll finish this sixer and carry the buzz out with some Dobel.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Starting the night with 32 oz of Joe Ts skinny margarita.

Then probably gonna sail the high seas with my friend Sailor Jerry. I’m prolly gonna get obliviated. But I haven’t commiserated with The Sailor since my oilfield days. Going on 4 years now. It’s time we catch up.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

HAMMER TIME!!!!

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Am I the only one here? Does anyone even visit this place anymore?

[Hate 20116]

You are not alone.  I could be talked into one more drink, even if I have an early morning meeting.

 

[DalTxHornFan 3107]

You are not alone, indeed.  This Surly is having some 100 proof bourbon, neat, in downtown Dallas tonight.  It would be sad to be drinking alone!

[Hate 20116]

Where are all of the Friday night drunks?

[Zepol87 9188]

Hello mfers. Makers it is tonight. Driving to Houston in the morning so might have to call it soon

[Hate 20116]

I’m not that drunk yet, but I keep seeing@burntorangebongos avatar next to my username…which I’m fine with cause it’s awesome!

[Zepol87 9188]

I don't see that but I agree it is awesome

[Hate 20116]

It went away which is why I took a screenshot…that and to prove I’m not that drunk/high yet.

[Hate 20116]

I guess everyone got too drunk?

[Hate 20116]

Damn, I’m drunk enough that I am listening to county music. I’m currently listening to “London Homesick Blues”.

[burntorangebongos 10747]

hey, @hate ! How were you me? I guess shit got borked for a bit.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Just getting started with some beer..starting slow today waiting for the Cowboys game to start. Drove home from Fredericksburg last night after several days of playing golf and drinking.

[Hate 20116]

It’s Thursday night now. I had a happy hour earlier on the porch since it’s so nice out. Now I fired up the spa to watch the game tonight and have some cocktails. Happy weekend everyone!

[Hate 20116]

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

[DalTxHornFan 3107]

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

Taking it easy tonight because the Surly tailgate starts around dawn and I have a good ways to drive in from.  Have a couple for the rest of us!

[Guest Lobo]

19 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

I got half in the bag in the SEZ tonight.  But I was smart and left my car parked there by the tailgate so I have a place to pass out in the morning during the tailgate.  

I just need somebody to give me a ride down there in the morning.  I am willing to pay as much as $3 and some gas station wine on the way.

[DaysOff 7952]

Hi34

[Hate 20116]

I can't be the last one up drinking, can I???

[millhouse 2615]

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

I can't be the last one up drinking, can I???

Sup

[Hate 20116]

Hell yes!

[Radical Larry 28645]

[Txslnghrns 1354]

I’m off tomorrow. Let’s go….

16%

[Hate 20116]

I have to work so I am only having one more drink before calling it a night.  We are heading to Galveston this weekend for a friend's birthday bash.  I follow that up with a 3 day weekend in  Port A with a group of 20 friends that all have known each other for 30+ years.  It is going to be ugly.  Pray for my liver.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Drinking and celebrating college football on a friday night. Geebus Iowa fuckstomped the turtles tonight. Good thing I stocked up on Evan Williams for the weekend. Have 1030 tee time tomorrow at Mesquite so I don't have to watch the game.

[Droopy 2626]

25 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Drinking and celebrating college football on a friday night. Geebus Iowa fuckstomped the turtles tonight. Good thing I stocked up on Evan Williams for the weekend. Have 1030 tee time tomorrow at Mesquite so I don't have to watch the game.

Edited October 2, 2021 by Droopy
Huh?

[Radical Larry 28645]

[Longhornstampede 3184]

10 hours ago, Droopy said:

You heard me. If I watch the game they will lose. Yes, I'm one of those types. The only game ive watched was the piggy game and look what I did to this team. 🤮

[Hate 20116]

Well, I survived the weekend in Galveston. I’m finishing off the weekend with one last drink before taking a break for the week. I’m heading to Port A next weekend for a 3day binge.

[Buzzrock 14926]

Haven’t had a drop since the 18th due to some medication I’m on (for another two weeks). The doc said, “It is *imperative* that you not drink. You will projectile vomit.”

This has to be the longest I’ve been dry in decades. It sucks.

[Hate 20116]

Yeah, I lasted 24 hours. I’m having drinks while watching the game from the spa.

[Buzzrock 14926]

I will say though, I’m sleeping like a rock.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

I can’t believe this hasn’t been bumped yet. I’m fukn hammered. And it’s only gonna get worse from here on out. I may need bail money. Is it illegal to kick puppies and children?

[Hate 20116]

Where is everyone?  We are empty nesters for the night as our son is at a sleepover for his friend's birthday.  I think I am going to get drunk tonight.