2021 Drunk Thread

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Started drinking straight vodka on ice during the 1st quarter of the Dallas game. .might have to pull the throttle back and drop the flaps a little and start on some shiner so I make it to supper

Edited December 12, 2021 by Longhornstampede

[Txslnghrns 1353]

I’M IN!!!

[Hook1997 5355]

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

Started drinking straight vodka on ice during the 1st quarter of the Dallas game. .might have to pull the throttle back and drop the flaps a little and start on some shiner so I make it to supper

Fuck that.  Push the throttle all the way forward and lift those flaps and fly that SOB right into the mountain!!   

[Txslnghrns 1353]

[Hate 20108]

We’re having a little get together this weekend and some friends are coming in from out of town. It’s going to be a long couple of days for my liver.

[tfoolry 8215]

Cheers to pour decisions this weekend.  

[Humpy 112]

Been a long day/week, fuck the holidays, time to go on a 3 day drunk.

[Hate 20108]

3 day? I’m going to be working on a 16 day drunk. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

My in-laws (all 4 of them) will here Thursday.... I may rest my liver for the coming onslaught....

[Bevo&Pevo 5152]

Forecast for Today, 90% full bottle of Buffalo Trace, 100% chance of watching all the remaining UIL state championship games,  100% chance of bacon wrapped japs, and finally 50% chance of boneless pork ribs on the pit.

[Bevo&Pevo 5152]

Buffalo Trace is a work in progress.  Stay tuned.

[Willfully Horn 8017]

Appropriate thread is appropriate:

 

[Hate 20108]

El borracho….and here is a live look at my liver trying to escape.

[Hate 20108]

Well, I have to celebrate having the rest of the year off by getting a little drunk tonight.  Who's with me??

[Hate 20108]

Where in the hell is everyone? 

[Hate 20108]

Seriously...I'm the only Surly motherfucker getting drunk tonight??  Where is everyone?

[Longhornstampede 3182]

You're not alone in this world. Been entertaining the inlaws....alcohol had to be involved. Rebecca Creek making some money off me this weekend

[Hate 20108]

Woodford employees will be able to retire after the holiday break on behalf of my liver!

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I'm the only one still up...and it's not a bad thing....now I can really pour it on for a while

[Hate 20108]

Nice!  I'm here for a while longer. I'm drinking and listening to the greatest band that ever existed...The Grateful Dead. My son is still up playing Fortnite so I feel that  I have to outlast him even if he isn't drinking bourbon and taking one hits.

[justhookit 4191]

I did my part took Burnt Ends out for the night and it made it home too. Bunch of crap to do tomorrow and then Xmas day will likely be a shitshow. No family in town, two 20 pound honey baked hams and a 15 pound fried turkey. We will end up with 8 people here or 80. I’ll probably have another bud light, too.

[Sbbruin 21856]

4 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I did my part took Burnt Ends out for the night and it made it home too. Bunch of crap to do tomorrow and then Xmas day will likely be a shitshow. No family in town, two 20 pound honey baked hams and a 15 pound fried turkey. We will end up with 8 people here or 80. I’ll probably have another bud light, too.

Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.

[Hate 20108]

All it needs is love and a blanket.

[justhookit 4191]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.

It’s for foot tall FYI you Cali fucker, and it’s all beach, bitch. I love my twig tree.

[Bullneck 19099]

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.

No kidding.  WTF is that sad little thing?  

And where are your cabinet pulls?  

Edited December 24, 2021 by Bullneck

[justhookit 4191]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

All it needs is love and a blanket.

I’m gonna use that line in about 10 minutes. Gracias.

[justhookit 4191]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

No kidding.  WTF is that sad little thing?  

It just shrank another 2 inches when I read that out loud.

[Hate 20108]

Merry Christmas to all you Surly drunks!

[Incredulity 11675]

In,

 

hitting a bottle of Maker’s 46 gifted from a vendor.

feeling no pain, it’s been an enjoyable Christmas Eve. 

[HOOKEM4 5037]

I am waiting for the little fuckers to go to sleep. I am fucking up a bottle of makers 46 as well.  They better go to sleep fast or santa is gonna pass out.

[Hate 20108]

I'm working on a bottle of Woodford Reserve.  My son no longer believes in Santa, but he is still wanting to wake up by 6 tomorrow morning.  I've got to manage my buzz tonight just to be functional in the morning.  I'm also smoking a turkey for Christmas Dinner, so I will have a bunch of work to do in the morning. 

[Incredulity 11675]

Negged

[Hate 20108]

Oh I'm still getting drunk, but it's going to be slight drunk.

Edited December 25, 2021 by Hate
already drunk

[Hate 20108]

Well, it didn't work out how I planned.  I'm still up and getting drunk.  Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

[Sbbruin 21856]

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well, it didn't work out how I planned.  I'm still up and getting drunk.  Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

Could kick the can down the road and start drinking in the morning.  Nice thing is the day after Christmas is Sunday, so nice recovery day.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

4 hours ago, Hate said:

Merry Christmas to all you Surly drunks!

Fuck you! And Merry Christmas to you fellow surly drunk. You've been the one constant on this thread and I applaud you for it! 🤘

[Longhornstampede 3182]

BTW just sent the prudish outlaws to bed after showing then Christmas Vacation for the first time. They actually loved it and I pounded down 5 eggnogs with a shit ton of spiced rum while enjoying that!

[Longhornstampede 3182]

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well, it didn't work out how I planned.  I'm still up and getting drunk.  Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

No it's not!

[Hate 20108]

I'm going to have to start drinking and taking one hits early tomorrow.  I have nobody but myself to blame.

[That Guy 955]

How early can we check in on this thread today? Asking for a friend. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I'm wondering how late one can check into this thread. Everyone in the house has been in bed for at least 2 hours and I'm just turning in. Finally drunk enough to consider going to bed...fuck!

[HornPhD 1368]

I posted this pic in the “bitch about family/holiday” thread because I’m doing a tasting and forgot about this one. This is the pantry in my SIL’s house. I love the holidays. 

[Hate 20108]

Here's to finishing the year off right! 

[tfoolry 8215]

Happy New Year you filthy animals*

Cheers
 

 

*obligatory

[Hate 20108]

Yep…my resolution is that I am not going to get drunk again until next year!

[That Guy 955]

Throwing down the beers at the moment to fight off the omicron. Birthday is in a little over 2 hours. I’m going to down one last sip of bourbon right before midnight and then lay off the drinking for at least January. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

Happy New Years, assholes

[Zepol87 9186]

Getting hammered at hotel bar in Orlando. Evidently NCAA women's field hockey convention is this week. Fun times at the bar but most don't swing my way, the super butch chicks are worse than most dudes. One of the ladies told me she is gonna make the Vermont coach get a divorce lol, tequila it is.

[Hpara759 1778]

Having chorizo plate for breakfast... 

[MissingInAction 25082]

Here I am with Four Roses, my dog, and a harmonica.... she howls while I try to play. Its fucking tits...