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1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Humans are strange creatures. You can do repugnant sexual things to women against their will and still get $230 million if you can throw an oblong ball accurately to a running man.

But not so if you hold the title chaser, seeker, beater, or keeper.

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12 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


The contract has to be approved by the league. I hope they do nothing and hammer his ass in 23.

They have to hammer him with zero notice before the first game, which I doubt the NFL would do to a team, otherwise they will just restructure his contract again next year and covert most of his salary to a bonus and reduce next year’s base again.  

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I overestimated the NFL I suppose. I've seen some backlash in Cleveland but probably not at a level that will create an actual problem for him. God help that organization if he starts doing his creepy ass shit with women in Ohio. 

I assume the browns felt out their sponsors/advertisers before trading for him

Could be ugly if they start getting pressured
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13 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

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Oh not the pervert stuff; I mean allegedly he can still throw the oblong ball and run good with it, right? Has anyone seen him do anything athletic in months or years? Is he staying in shape and working out privately with his own investment and money?

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They have to hammer him with zero notice before the first game, which I doubt the NFL would do to a team, otherwise they will just restructure his contract again next year and covert most of his salary to a bonus and reduce next year’s base again.  

The league can just fucking fine his ass for about $20 million. And they can fit ne Hassan for just about any fucking thing they can think of. Jerry got fined a few mill for shitting on Arthur Blank.
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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


The league can just fucking fine his ass for about $20 million. And they can fit ne Hassan for just about any fucking thing they can think of. Jerry got fined a few mill for shitting on Arthur Blank.

Radio guys said that NFL imposed conduct fines on players are capped to like $250k. He should feel a sting of $12-15 million in lost salary, but instead he could get away with less than a $1 million. 

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On 3/21/2022 at 7:00 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

I'm sorry. But their second video is always what makes me die of laughter:

 

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On 3/21/2022 at 1:03 PM, Ojo Rojo said:

Humans are strange creatures. You can do repugnant sexual things to women against their will and still get $230 million if you can throw an oblong ball accurately to a running man.

Give us a break, we give the same treatment if you can throw a spherical ball as well, or even kick one.  

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On 3/23/2022 at 1:44 AM, Intercourse With Gray said:

 

I'm sorry. But their second video is always what makes me die of laughter:

 

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who in the fuck still uses a payphone?

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12 minutes ago, royiv said:

Sounds like ole Rusty is confirming that his client got some handies.

that's actually their defense.  "it was all consensual."  it's just astounding that one of the greatest living lawyers in texas went on radio and literally said these were "happy ending[s]" and they're "not a crime" as if it's common for people to walk into massage envy and get a handy at the end of the session. 

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18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

that's actually their defense.  "it was all consensual."  it's just astounding that one of the greatest living lawyers in texas went on radio and literally said these were "happy ending[s]" and they're "not a crime" as if it's common for people to walk into massage envy and get a handy at the end of the session. 

It is common according to Pornhub, Xvideos, TNAFlix, etc., or at least that's what I heard. Cause I'm happily married and have no need for that stuff.

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32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

that's actually their defense.  "it was all consensual."  it's just astounding that one of the greatest living lawyers in texas went on radio and literally said these were "happy ending[s]" and they're "not a crime" as if it's common for people to walk into massage envy and get a handy at the end of the session. 

But for the criminal statutes, I guess. 

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9 minutes ago, futureman said:

if I pay for a massage and get said massage, and then the girl says “want me to finish you off?” and jerks me off into a towel, that’s not illegal. 

This is absolutely true.

Also, the happy ending to massages is legal in most of the world, so this is far from “some random fetish”.

A friend (from Texas) lived in Asia with his family for a few years and they had a nanny/babysitter lady for the kids when they went out at night. I think that the boy was like 11-13 or something during their last year and they had to tell the lady NOT to finish the boy off after she gave him a massage before he went to sleep.

(asshole parents)

Another Texas friend was getting 2 massages a day on his first trip to Bangkok for work when he was in his late 20s/early 30s. He said-

“I was the most ‘relaxed’ guy in that city.”

Then he smiled like the Cheshire Cat and laughed.

Some on this board are morons.

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