Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?

[Deej 77671]

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

This is the first I’ve heard of the happy baby yoga pose. Is that from tik tok? I need a ruling. 

So he didn't ask her to touch his balls or asshole? We're going to need a ruling here. 

Edited June 8, 2022 by Deej

[TonyTexas 10683]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

So he didn't ask her to touch his balls or asshole? Were going to need a ruling here. 

Is the taint considered a sexual organ?  It has proximity but so does your bellybutton. 

[JFKFC 4965]

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

NY Times - Texans Enabled Jizz Massages

Jesus Christ, if this somehow forced the McNairs to sell the team, it would be worth giving back every single one of the draft picks Cleveland forked over...

While there is a glimmer of hope, we're a long way from the McNairs having to sell the team. Let's don't go massaging each other's taints just yet.

[TonyTexas 10683]

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

While there is a glimmer of hope, we're a long way from the McNairs having to sell the team. Let's don't go massaging each other's taints just yet.

Yeah. Providing a Houstonian membership and an NDA is hardly a smoking gun. I’m sure NFL teams hand boilerplate NDAs out like candy. 

[4th&Five 41904]

1 hour ago, naija said:

have to believe you offer that sort of contract with the willingness to accept a 1-year suspension. the question is can you separate the playing penalty from the the financial one

 

66 different massage therapists in 17 months. is there any functioning adult that would see someone doing this and not think, "this shit ain't right"

And the Browns didn’t talk to one of them. 

[Ignatius 4125]

24 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Is the taint considered a sexual organ?  It has proximity but so does your bellybutton. 

You’re doing it wrong bro….

[Ignatius 4125]

20 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

While there is a glimmer of hope, we're a long way from the McNairs having to sell the team. Let's don't go massaging each other's taints just yet.

Dream scenario - DW gets suspended for the season, Browns season goes into the shitter, Texans end up with Will Anderson and the QB of the future, Easterby and Tommy Boy had direct knowledge of the situation and NFL forces a sale (a la Carolina), new owner offers to pay for repairs at Titans’ stadium in exchange for Oilers logo/name/colors….

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Gonna ask for a baby yoga pose tonight

[Murfdogg21 4548]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I hope the NFL gets creative with its punishment. The way the Browns structured that contract to help Watson avoid a big financial penalty from suspension was obscene. 

If they want to send a message to asshole criminal players about cute structuring of contracts, they would put him on the commissioners exempt list (paid suspension but he only makes $1M base) for this year while he resolves the civil cases, then hammers him with a 17 game suspension in 2023. It would serve him and the Browns right. 

[Murfdogg21 4548]

What does Baby Yoda have to do with rubbing someone’s taint and anus?

[TexArcher 38816]

Just now, Murfdogg21 said:

What does Baby Yoda have to do with rubbing someone’s taint and anus?

The German version is a little different.

 

[Brothahorn 10096]

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

And the Browns didn’t talk to one of them. 

Question..How many of the 66 did the grand juries talk to?

 

 

[Updawg 2378]

If they want to send a message to asshole criminal players about cute structuring of contracts, they would put him on the commissioners exempt list (paid suspension but he only makes $1M base) for this year while he resolves the civil cases, then hammers him with a 17 game suspension in 2023. It would serve him and the Browns right. 

That’s a great plan

[Updawg 2378]

Question..How many of the 66 did the grand juries talk to?
 
 

Supposedly there may be criminal interest in this 24th case. Hopefully it happens

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Gonna ask for a baby yoga pose tonight

Make sure and focus on the area between his scrotum and his anus 

[Deej 77671]

66 "massage therapists".

I'm guessing they don't teach proper taint pressure points in massage school. 

Edited June 8, 2022 by Deej

[demos 3032]

Let he who has not gotten in the happy baby yoga pose and got your taint rubbed cast the first stone.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Make sure and focus on the area between his scrotum and his anus 

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Is the taint considered a sexual organ?  It has proximity but so does your bellybutton. 

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

This is the first I’ve heard of the happy baby yoga pose. Is that from tik tok? I need a ruling. 

All 3 appointments...kinda awkward 

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

All 3 appointments...kinda awkward 

I mean yeah. She kept going back. Had sex with him twice. Why would you go back again? 

[Updawg 2378]

NFL QB

$$$$

I’m sure they would overlook his perverse stuff until it wasn’t worth it

[Zeus 6753]

2 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I mean yeah. She kept going back. Had sex with him twice. Why would you go back again? 

She takes her profession seriously. Massage is a serious professional profession. Taints are a critical part of any athletic massage regimen, how is he going to pump fake twice then swallow the ball and get sacked on 3rd down without a freshly massaged taint?

Hope him and Baker both start for Cleveland and just fight for the snap 

[ChickenSandwich 9918]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

66 "massage therapists".

I'm guessing they don't teach proper taint pressure points in massage school. 

His agent is looking to fulfill the suspension time with some extra work.
 

Watson is reported to star in two feature films. 
 

Taint your Wagon

Taint Misbehaving  

[WBT 20884]

I don't know what I expected

 

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

I don't know what I expected

 

I mean the mom is mildly cute. I’d lick her taint if she requested it. 

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

9 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I mean yeah. She kept going back. Had sex with him twice. Why would you go back again? 

She didn’t sue him, so maybe she liked the money/sex.

[Tex Long 4616]

9 hours ago, WBT said:

I don't know what I expected

 

I don't believe this is an authentic Happy Baby pose, uunless she starts succking her own toes.

[Bigbend1812 13021]

14 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Make sure and focus on the area between his scrotum and his anus 

 

 

 

[nnm 37737]

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

That’s one of the most (un?)intentionally ridiculous/hilarious/erotic videos out there. Her face as she rolls around … him finishing the video with “yep! balls and anus…” Good stuff. 

Edited June 8, 2022 by nnm

[Chooky 13337]

The Cleveland Browns are perpetual comedy. 

['stache 22117]

21 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Is the taint considered a sexual organ?  It has proximity but so does your bellybutton. 

Considering Americans smear poop all up and down to “clean” themselves, it’s covered in poop just like the butthole, and many people here seem to love eating poppy buttholes, so I think it’s pretty similar.

[Tex Long 4616]

Cleveland team name checks out.

[Nope 3151]

‘DB does Happy Baby pick 6 celebration’ is going on the bingo card whenever he gets reinstated

[Sandman 3427]

If I still played fantasy football, "Taint Massage" would be a great team name. 

[Deej 77671]

Derka next username should be Gooch Punch. 

[mr. sunshine 2852]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

many people here seem to love eating poppy buttholes

I blame Keith Richards for the whole poppy butthole snacking craze 

[Saint Tacky 1647]

No offense, but Katie is the single best part of this thread to date. I could watch her massage herself for hours.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

There's a massage parlor on north 183.  It's sandwiched between planet k and xxxcite (a sex/porn shop).  The outdoor signage just says "massage" and has tinted windows.  It doesn't show up on Google maps.  Pretty sure it's a deshaun type o place. 

[Irieguy 1059]

12 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There's a massage parlor on north 183.  It's sandwiched between planet k and xxxcite (a sex/porn shop).  The outdoor signage just says "massage" and has tinted windows.  It doesn't show up on Google maps.  Pretty sure it's a deshaun type o place. 

No shit, Sherlock. 

[nnm 37737]

43 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There's a massage parlor on north 183.  It's sandwiched between planet k and xxxcite (a sex/porn shop).  The outdoor signage just says "massage" and has tinted windows.  It doesn't show up on Google maps.  Pretty sure it's a deshaun type o place. 

That place is in every strip mall in every major city in Texas. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

55 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

No shit, Sherlock. 

Consider me naive guys! I thought those places only existed in the movies. 

[demos 3032]

There's a massage parlor on north 183.  It's sandwiched between planet k and xxxcite (a sex/porn shop).  The outdoor signage just says "massage" and has tinted windows.  It doesn't show up on Google maps.  Pretty sure it's a deshaun type o place. 

Do they rub your taint?

[Irieguy 1059]

15 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Consider me naive guys! I thought those places only existed in the movies. 

Any massage parlor open after 8PM that has a neon sign is a rub and tug joint. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

6 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Any massage parlor open after 8PM that has a neon sign is a rub and tug joint. 

So was deshaun pulling these stunts at a massage envy or something?

[Bateshorn 9989]

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

Considering Americans smear poop all up and down to “clean” themselves, it’s covered in poop just like the butthole, and many people here seem to love eating poppy buttholes, so I think it’s pretty similar.

Bidet user here. Ready to baby pose at the drop of a pin.

[Irieguy 1059]

14 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

So was deshaun pulling these stunts at a massage envy or something?

That’s my understanding. The women that work at rub and tug places are usually old and unattractive. It’s not a glamorous enterprise especially after you realize there’s a high chance those women were trafficked or coerced. I believe Watson was trying to get full service at legitimate places and using creepy tactics to do so. 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[JFKFC 4965]

[cabowabo 4645]

Does this guy not have sailva and a right hand?