Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?

[Pam Cummings 9823]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Does this guy not have sailva and a right hand?

[n64ra 1149]

The more and more that comes out (of Watson) the more you realize how dumb Cleveland is.

Edited June 9, 2022 by n64ra

[Murfdogg21 4548]

Lance Zierlein said yesterday that the behind the scenes story was the deal was done to Atlanta (3 firsts and a recent first round player) and they had a Skype champagne toast with Falcons people and Deshaun and his agent. Without having done full due diligence but being in a panic, Cleveland called Deshaun’s agent later that night and offered the $230M fully guaranteed, protected for suspensions, and structured to minimize the fine Deshaun might incur from suspension in 2022. They said YEP! and concocted that preposterous story that Deshaun “had a change of heart” overnight and through Cleveland was a better team for him. 
 

After all his bitching about the Texans, in the end it was just about getting more money. And Cleveland is likely going to get their taint violated. 

[Tex Long 4614]

Guy played at Clemson, right? Does Dabo own a bar, like Urban? Or maybe a massage parlor?

 

... and does Dabo share some of Urban's proclivities anent Urban's known sexual prferences?

Edited June 9, 2022 by Tex Long

[52-80 19379]

the level of coordinated malfeasance is incredibe

[Texzilla58 4778]

Lance Zierlein said yesterday that the behind the scenes story was the deal was done to Atlanta (3 firsts and a recent first round player) and they had a Skype champagne toast with Falcons people and Deshaun and his agent. Without having done full due diligence but being in a panic, Cleveland called Deshaun’s agent later that night and offered the $230M fully guaranteed, protected for suspensions, and structured to minimize the fine Deshaun might incur from suspension in 2022. They said YEP! and concocted that preposterous story that Deshaun “had a change of heart” overnight and through Cleveland was a better team for him. 
 
After all his bitching about the Texans, in the end it was just about getting more money. And Cleveland is likely going to get their taint violated. 

This sounds like fucking Arthur Blank. He is such a douchebag. He did everything he could to cover Mike Vick and the made a litany of excuses for his behavior, like every black guy is torturing dogs. So his pursuit of Watson doesn’t surprise me. He’s a total piece of shit. I have a hard time going to a Home Depot because of fucking dipshit Arthur Blank.

[TonyTexas 10683]

^^^

Murfdogg’s story above isn’t anything new. Watson had the Texans over a barrel and illustrates that Caserio did a pretty damn good job in maximizing that trade’s value. 
 

[Sleepygrad 1031]

^^^
Murfdogg’s story above isn’t anything new. Watson had the Texans over a barrel and illustrates that Caserio did a pretty damn good job in maximizing that trade’s value. 
 

He’s had a couple masseuses over a barrel too

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

19 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

So was deshaun pulling these stunts at a massage envy or something?

No, mainly at a hotel room.... that the Texans set him up with.  They reportedly didn't know (and it sounds like they didn't want to know) what he was doing though.

 

6 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Lance Zierlein said yesterday that the behind the scenes story was the deal was done to Atlanta (3 firsts and a recent first round player) and they had a Skype champagne toast with Falcons people and Deshaun and his agent. Without having done full due diligence but being in a panic, Cleveland called Deshaun’s agent later that night and offered the $230M fully guaranteed, protected for suspensions, and structured to minimize the fine Deshaun might incur from suspension in 2022. They said YEP! and concocted that preposterous story that Deshaun “had a change of heart” overnight and through Cleveland was a better team for him. 
 

After all his bitching about the Texans, in the end it was just about getting more money. And Cleveland is likely going to get their taint violated. 

This has been out there for a few weeks, but it's also understood by a few as well.  It sounds like they guaranteed his contract, and may have given protections to him surrounding future suspensions with a few caveats.  Now this hasn't been confirmed but that's the rumor.  After that, there may be some ways the Browns go after him, but it was fairly obvious after details of the contract came out that Watson did an about face after the Browns got fucking silly with the contract.  New GM, so he had some equity in the bank and pushed in all his chips....

 

[Sleepygrad 1031]

Anyway the Browns can weasel out of his contract?

Also, I’m sure every responsible NFL team (NOT claiming the Texans are responsible in any way) talks to their players about women and pass out blanket NDAs to cover their asses if they wanna get freaky with some randos

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

$100 says he did the old "dick in a box" trick with the popcorn 

 

 

[B00M 6725]

40 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

That's the feel good story we all needed to wrap this one up. Good job everybody

Edited June 15, 2022 by B00M

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

On 6/9/2022 at 9:33 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

Lance Zierlein said yesterday that the behind the scenes story was the deal was done to Atlanta (3 firsts and a recent first round player) and they had a Skype champagne toast with Falcons people and Deshaun and his agent. Without having done full due diligence but being in a panic, Cleveland called Deshaun’s agent later that night and offered the $230M fully guaranteed, protected for suspensions, and structured to minimize the fine Deshaun might incur from suspension in 2022. They said YEP! and concocted that preposterous story that Deshaun “had a change of heart” overnight and through Cleveland was a better team for him. 
 

After all his bitching about the Texans, in the end it was just about getting more money. And Cleveland is likely going to get their taint violated. 

If it was Kyle Pitts + 3 first round picks, I wish nothing but bad things for Watson and his agent. 

[Royale with cheese 1491]

On 6/5/2022 at 1:38 PM, immamac said:

I mean he should have just paid whores. It's not hard to pay whores to massage you then jerk you off. 

This excerpt from a book I read recently pretty well sums it up:

“You really want to help your guy?” Rogers said.

“Of course. That’s why I’m here,” Abel replied.

“You need a madam,” Rogers said.

“A what?” Abel said. “Rogers, you’re a cop.”

“That’s why I know what I’m talking about. You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.”

Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving.

“Look, Aronson,” Rogers said, “all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just because she’s the best, but because she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. And, most important, she don’t get intentionally knocked up. If your guy don’t have somebody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels.”

[naija 2961]

16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

$100 says he did the old "dick in a box" trick with the popcorn 

 

 

imagine the sort of batshit woman that stays with a dude going around enlisting 66 women to massage his taint (and has admitted to sexual contact with more than a few of them).... I'm sure it's a true love situation

[Eskimohorn 5675]

If it was Kyle Pitts + 3 first round picks, I wish nothing but bad things for Watson and his agent. 

Think the League office was asleep at the wheel and could have torpedoed the deal to the Browns

[Murfdogg21 4548]

17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If it was Kyle Pitts + 3 first round picks, I wish nothing but bad things for Watson and his agent. 

I think it was their CB AJ Terrell, not Pitts. But still a better deal than with Cleveland. 

[Auto Driller 2563]

5 hours ago, naija said:

imagine the sort of batshit woman that stays with a dude going around enlisting 66 women to massage his taint (and has admitted to sexual contact with more than a few of them).... I'm sure it's a true love situation

True love of money.

[Ignatius 4125]

22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

$100 says he did the old "dick in a box" trick with the popcorn 

 

 

Is that a variation of the banana in the tailpipe trick?

[Deej 77671]

22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

$100 says he did the old "dick in a box" trick with the popcorn 

 

 

They handed him his popcorn after girlfriend gave him a hand job and he jizzed all over it. 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

 

[Nope 3151]

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

No shit, Mark

[General Specific 3484]

Should we not update the thread title to reflect current state? Something like “Deshawn Watson finished in Cleveland”?

[nnm 37737]

33 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Should we not update the thread title to reflect current state? Something like “Deshawn Watson finished in Cleveland”?

I think he finished in the massage. Repeatedly. 

[General Specific 3484]

imagine the sort of batshit woman that stays with a dude going around enlisting 66 women to massage his taint (and has admitted to sexual contact with more than a few of them).... I'm sure it's a true love situation

We will know if DW has a “shared” FB account, right. Right?

[B00M 6725]

On 6/18/2022 at 12:57 PM, General Specific said:

Should we not update the thread title to reflect current state? Something like “Deshawn Watson finished in Cleveland”?

“Deshawn Watson finishing in Cleveland”

“Deshawn Watson hip tilting so it touches down in Cleveland”

“Deshawn Watson's towel struggling in coverage in Cleveland”

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

On 6/14/2022 at 7:22 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

$100 says he did the old "dick in a box" trick with the popcorn 

 

 

lmao, if that doesn't just sum up hardcore nfl fans then nothing does. some working class, rust belt yokels insisted on buying a $10 bucket of popcorn for a guy who signed a $230 million deal, despite the fact that he's a sexual predator and hasn't even taken a snap for their team. USA! USA! USA!

[4th&Five 41904]

 

[Laxtonto 13013]

46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Would love to see the cost per case settlement breakdown vs how much they asked for initially vs how much he lost during all of this.

[nnm 37737]

 

[JFKFC 4965]

From earlier this month: https://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/Deshaun-Watson-lawsuits-Texans-added-Tony-Buzbee-17230139.php

Quote

We intend to make sure all involved in Watson’s conduct are held accountable, in addition to and including Watson himself

If these ladies all sign NDAs and cash these checks, have they truly held Watson to account? 

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

 

If these ladies all sign NDAs and cash these checks, have they truly held Watson to account? 

Doesn’t hurt Shaggy 1%ers like me who are flush with Best Buy coupons and elite yard sale finds, but for most people, cutting fat checks hurts as much, and punishes as much, as other relative judicial punitive action. Watson may be getting off easy (teehee!) because he has lots of cash but I doubt he’s shrugging it off. This is going to be expensive.

[royiv 9687]

17 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Doesn’t hurt Shaggy 1%ers like me who are flush with Best Buy coupons and elite yard sale finds, but for most people, cutting fat checks hurts as much, and punishes as much, as other relative judicial punitive action. Watson may be getting off easy (teehee!) because he has lots of cash but I doubt he’s shrugging it off. This is going to be expensive.

I can't imagine what the monthly check is that he's been writing to Rusty Hardin for the last 15 months. And those will continue until the last case is resolved. That number alone has to be painful. 

[Ignatius 4125]

4 hours ago, JFKFC said:

From earlier this month: https://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/Deshaun-Watson-lawsuits-Texans-added-Tony-Buzbee-17230139.php

If these ladies all sign NDAs and cash these checks, have they truly held Watson to account? 

To his brokerage account? Fuck yeah…

[Deej 77671]

19 hours ago, B00M said:

“Deshawn Watson finishing in Cleveland”

“Deshawn Watson hip tilting so it touches down in Cleveland”

“Deshawn Watson's towel struggling in coverage in Cleveland”

 

"DeShawn Watson taint playing this season"

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Doesn’t hurt Shaggy 1%ers like me who are flush with Best Buy coupons and elite yard sale finds, but for most people, cutting fat checks hurts as much, and punishes as much, as other relative judicial punitive action. Watson may be getting off easy (teehee!) because he has lots of cash but I doubt he’s shrugging it off. This is going to be expensive.

Yes, you’re right. Watson will spends hundreds of dollars on stamps when he mails his legal bills to the Haslams. 

Edited June 21, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

On 6/9/2022 at 11:13 AM, Texzilla58 said:

This sounds like fucking Arthur Blank. He is such a douchebag. He did everything he could to cover Mike Vick and the made a litany of excuses for his behavior, like every black guy is torturing dogs. So his pursuit of Watson doesn’t surprise me. He’s a total piece of shit. I have a hard time going to a Home Depot because of fucking dipshit Arthur Blank.

I don’t necessarily disagree with you. But, hasn’t he given us a shit ton of money?

[Ignatius 4125]

On 6/9/2022 at 11:13 AM, Texzilla58 said:

This sounds like fucking Arthur Blank. He is such a douchebag. He did everything he could to cover Mike Vick and the made a litany of excuses for his behavior, like every black guy is torturing dogs. So his pursuit of Watson doesn’t surprise me. He’s a total piece of shit. I have a hard time going to a Home Depot because of fucking dipshit Arthur Blank.

Never heard this story before, can you post a link to a story where Blank says all of those Negros do this?

[GringoSalado 1652]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"DeShawn Watson taint playing this season"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Deshaun Watson?"

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

just found out $230mil over 5 years!  He's not elite, wtf.   Why is this idiot not buying the very best pro escorts money can buy?  Why did Rob Kraft go a cheap parlor in Florida? wtf is wrong with these ultra wealthy idiots? 

[PilotsError 2342]

For the same fucking reason Clinton fucked a pudgy intern who was five feet from him.  Do you people really not understand human males and sex?  

[nnm 37737]

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

For the same fucking reason Clinton fucked a pudgy intern who was five feet from him.  Do you people really not understand human males and sex?  

Surly only has relations with 10s. 

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

57 minutes ago, nnm said:

Surly only has relations with 10s. 

Is that like when you make a 5 cum twice

Edited June 22, 2022 by The Earl of Texas

[General Specific 3484]

Is that like when you make a 5 cum twice

Close, this is Surly after all. It’s more like 2s cum 5 times, or more on point, 10 ones!

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

The more the term “at least a year” gets mentioned by Rappaport & Company, the more that seems like it’ll be the case for his suspension. 

Not rooting for it one way or another, but if that happens, he will have lost two prime years of his career, bringing his career total yardage down by as much as 7k or 8k, and career TDs down by 60 or 70. Not small numbers. And he lost time to injury already. Yikes.

Edited June 29, 2022 by The Earl of Texas

[Tailgate 3054]

Sorry if this was asked up thread. What’s this do to his massive deal if he’s suspended a year or more? They start it when he’s done with his suspension or cancel it…redo it?

[DougO 5261]

He'll probably get less than Zeke for touching a boob.

[4th&Five 41904]

13 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Sorry if this was asked up thread. What’s this do to his massive deal if he’s suspended a year or more? They start it when he’s done with his suspension or cancel it…redo it?

They thought of that. 

 

[Ignatius 4125]

As fucked up as Houston’s front office is, it increasingly looks like Caserio did a hell of a job with that particular facet of the shitshow. Getting 3 firsts and 6 total for a guy facing a lengthy suspension with complete control of where he went via the no-trade clause is outstanding. That 2023 pick is looking better and better….

[Nope 3151]

 

NFL appears to be attempting to pressure the woman into doing what they want…great optics, no way that backfires