Jen Psaki is Good at this Job

[Woland 749]

Or maybe she just has a low bar to reach after her predecessor.

[Brisketexan 105,478]

1 minute ago, Woland said:

 

Or maybe she just has a low bar to reach after her predecessor.

 

Dude.....low? No, subterannean.  The  greatest drilling crew in the history of West Texas could drill for a century and still not get deep enough to hit the bar.

[Francisco 2.0 32,432]

The word of the day is competence. 

 

[TexasHooch 5,152]

She's no CJ Cregg, but I'll take it.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude.....low? No, subterannean.  The  greatest drilling crew in the history of West Texas could drill for a century and still not get deep enough to hit the bar.

Of course not.  Now that they have Ben Affleck leading them. If they still had Bruce Willis, they could have drilled to Spicer depth.  But you'd have to drill through China and keep going into space on the other side before you get to McEnany depth. 

Edited January 21, 2021 by FondrenRoad

[horncyclist 1,391]

Just seeing a normal Whitehouse press briefing is such a relief. Thank gmGid for the return to normalcy.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

This is so refreshing. 

[Dr. Teeth 5,847]

I had to turn the guy off that was talking about the Hyde amendment. I assume if they let him in we might have to deal with OANN at some point too.

[YChang 3,463]

Jen Jen, what’s the plan and details for the next 4 years? Lol

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Yeah, who let the crazy abortion guy in

[Js1 85,651]

Lol these questions. Foreign trip? AF1 colors?

We are in a fucking pandemic and have a domestic terror problem. Focus people. 

[Js1 85,651]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,432]

Just now, Js1 said:

Lol these questions. Foreign trip? AF1 colors?

We are in a fucking pandemic and have a domestic terror problem. Focus people. 

Woah, let's take a breath here.

 

Hope to God Biden signs an EO or withholds payment to Boeing until the new AF1's are their correct scheme.  None of this Trumpism shit.

 

Carry on.

 

 

[Underdog 28,823]

Left eyebrow is wonky...  WNB. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Awwwww poor dumpies 

 

[Js1 85,651]

 

[henrygandorf 29,198]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Awwwww poor dumpies 

 

 

[Mo Horn 8,875]

She hedged on support for the fbi director and whether we should rejoin the Iran nuclear deal. Not saying that's a good or bad thing, just an observation. 

[TexasHooch 5,152]

Bit of a strange answer to the abortion question too.  All she said is that he's Catholic.

[Brisketexan 105,478]

Awwwww poor dumpies 
 

She also didn’t call on the homeless dude down by the Potomac who smears his shit on the sidewalk....and that guy would surely have MUCH better questions than those psychopaths.

[Pato del Muerto 52,664]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

He is still just a notch above brain dead. 

[woohorn 1,131]

I wonder if she has any kids-oh, nevermind she told us several times even though we don't give a shit. Also...

[Pato del Muerto 52,664]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She also didn’t call on the homeless dude down by the Potomac who smears his shit on the sidewalk....and that guy would surely have MUCH better questions than those psychopaths.

He got relocated after his stuff burned up a couple days ago. 

[Constant 6,759]

That was a breath of fresh air. 

[DDD Dad 14,365]

1 hour ago, Woland said:

 

Or maybe she just has a low bar to reach after her predecessor.

 

I'm just looking forward to not seeing game day threads for a fucking press secretary.

[TexasHooch 5,152]

 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

Still cracks me up that that bitch promised to never tell a lie on day 1. Which of course was a lie in itself. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

She looks so...natural. She talks so...natural. She behaves so...natural.

Like an adult doing adult things, capably and with professionalism.

It's a good start.

 

[Chad Fuck 17,829]

Is this where I talk about the boner I got from the smart lady who also happens to be hot? But so smart?

[Gil Bang 26,069]

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Is this where I talk about the boner I got from the smart lady who also happens to be hot? But so smart?

Yeah, she's in my wheelhouse. 

[Js1 85,651]

3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Poor SNL. They can’t do much to mock her yet. Unlike this classic 

[washparkhorn 9,939]

Q:   Is a $1.9 T stimulus bill a starting point?

Jen:   Nope - that is the cost. What would you cut? State and Local aid? Unemployment? Vaccinations?

_________________________

Good strong answer. LBJ'ish/Bill Moyerish.

Edited January 21, 2021 by washparkhorn

[hpslugga 4,068]

5 hours ago, Woland said:

 

Or maybe she just has a low bar to reach after her predecessor.

 

Tallest building in Plains, GA

[Brandywine 1,317]

She was good. Great start! Now that was a full day for those guys.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,530]

Who asked about the future Air Force 1 colors? I get the reporter is trying to get Biden to slam Trump via the plane paint job but is that really an important point on Day 1?

[South Austin 52,659]

9 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Is this where I talk about the boner I got from the smart lady who also happens to be hot? But so smart?

I went to bed having naughty thoughts about her.

[Goredho 17,453]

[TornACL 7,733]

Did anybody ask her whether Texas and A&M should play again? That question usually gets asked at every press conference I watch live. 

[Underdog 28,823]

Should've been asked if a hotdog is a sandwich or not or what constitutes a breakfast taco. 

[Chad Fuck 17,829]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

I've had a lot of hate boners the last few years, but this was the first smart one since probably the last time AOC dunked on that traitor Cruz on twitter.  It felt good.

 

[Goredho 17,453]

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I've had a lot of hate boners the last few years, but this was the first smart one since probably the last time AOC dunked on that traitor Cruz on twitter.  It felt good.

 

Well, if you need fap visions, why not a threesome with Jen, AOC and Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

*ducks and runs for cover*

[Chad Fuck 17,829]

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Well, if you need fap visions, why not a threesome with Jen, AOC and Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

*ducks and runs for cover*

Why you gotta go ruining my perfectly good morning?  

 

 

[Goredho 17,453]

scorpion, frog, something, something.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Should've been asked if a hotdog is a sandwich or not or what constitutes a breakfast taco. 

Seems to me that a mustard variety question would not have been amiss, but sounds like most of you fellows are curious about her opinions on whipped cream.

Although, given the events of 2020, maybe roll with this one:

[Pescado_Rojo 19,452]

6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Well, if you need fap visions, why not a threesome with Jen, AOC and Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

*ducks and runs for cover*

Me naked with Jen and AOC while we throw rotten fruit at Sanders? I can probably work with that. 

[DigDug 1,684]

13 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Still almost unbelievable that’s how we started shit last time, and they dug the whole deeper and deeper and deeper.   Just fucking nuts.

[LurkingHorn 1,072]

I'm sure the honeymoon period is going to wear off, but she was refreshing to watch. 

[TornACL 7,733]

5 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Still almost unbelievable that’s how we started shit last time, and they dug the whole deeper and deeper and deeper.   Just fucking nuts.

The entire Trump administration was bravado mixed with equal parts ignorance and incompetence. An organization takes the culture from its leader, so this was no surprise. 

Bunch of empty suits double fisting bullhorns.

[Underdog 28,823]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Seems to me that a mustard variety question would not have been amiss, but sounds like most of you fellows are curious about her opinions on whipped cream.

Although, given the events of 2020, maybe roll with this one:

Obligatory... NSFW

Spoiler

 

[SydneyCarton 48,240]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

I've had a lot of hate boners the last few years, but this was the first smart one since probably the last time AOC dunked on that traitor Cruz on twitter.  It felt good.

 

I mean, that happens like twice a day so I'm just glad you haven't had to deal with too many spells of limpness lately.