Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

How exactly does one "spy" on information that someone publishes on an open forum? Oh right, intellectual honestly isn't exactly their strong suit.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted
On 6/21/2021 at 11:55 AM, Gil Bang said:

Nice little bitchslap for Gym.

 

 

Let it be written that I HATE JIM JORDAN!!!!!!! He is vapor and a waste of space and air. He will die alone.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
23 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Awesome

 

 

That is going to ruffle some feathers. Sean Spicer only tossed one for the Pawtucket Red Sox, Psaki gets the major league Nationals. HAHAHA.

  • Haha 1
Posted
Doocy just keeps coming back for more.
 
Cue RomancingTheStoneThisDudeWho'sFollowingYouIsVeryPersistent.gif
 

There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.
  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
Posted
12 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.

Psaki needs to incrementally cut him off quicker on those fallacious questions he asks so that at some point he looks and sounds like this:

 

Posted
28 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.

I mean this seems like it might be your thing, this was oddly specific. NTTIAWWT

  • Like 2
Posted
13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is going to ruffle some feathers. Sean Spicer only tossed one for the Pawtucket Red Sox, Psaki gets the major league Nationals. HAHAHA.

The cherry on top would be Biden meeting with the Pope and taking Psaki with him so she could also meet him.  

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Posted
9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The cherry on top would be Biden meeting with the Pope and taking Psaki with him so she could also meet him.  

It will never sink in to those people that while some world leaders had to meet with them, only the handful of equally shitty leaders actually wanted to (and that was for their own gain).

Anyone else, or anything else, was off the table because of how toxic and self-serving they were.  Well, Trump went to a Nationals game (I think?) and got boooed. 

Anybody know if we've having a White House Correspondents Dinner this year.   The roasts are going to be awesome.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Anybody know if we've having a White House Correspondents Dinner this year.   The roasts are going to be awesome.

Oh man that will be fun.  It will be a full on dotard hate fest.

Edited by Biff Tannen
dammit. https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/14/white-house-correspondents-dinner-cancelled-481502
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted

OT: Would be cool if Biden hung one of Hunter's paintings in place of TFG's portrait in the WH.  We'd all grab a chair and some popcorn for the fireworks.   

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
15 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is going to ruffle some feathers. Sean Spicer only tossed one for the Pawtucket Red Sox, Psaki gets the major league Nationals. HAHAHA.

To be fair, the Nats gave up 24 runs last night.  Still hilarious she gets an MLB first pitch, unlike the 83 Press Secretaries TFG had.

Posted
5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

 This will be the best it ever gets for him.

He did get married recently. That was some of the context for Psaki's 'welcome back' in an earlier briefing. I believe he and the Mrs. Doocy delayed the honeymoon for a while due to the pandemic.

Fox News' Peter Doocy Officiated His Sister's Wedding amid ...

2 hours ago, Native Horn said:

To be fair, the Nats gave up 24 runs last night.  Still hilarious she gets an MLB first pitch, unlike the 83 Press Secretaries TFG had.

She is on tap for tomorrow, so if they win(?) then maybe she'll be like a good luck charm. Baseball players are some of the most superstitious folks I've ever met.

Posted
21 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

She is on tap for tomorrow, so if they win(?) then maybe she'll be like a good luck charm. Baseball players are some of the most superstitious folks I've ever met.

Whew! Only a shooting near the stadium last night, game suspended.  C'mon Jen!!

Posted
On 7/17/2021 at 8:23 AM, Chad Fuck said:


There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.

yea, I watch those beat downs and think "This dude secretly loves this". Your version is much more specific, though. 

Posted

Have the presser on while I'm working and the press pool is waiting for the WH staff to enter. Front row was missing Peter Doocy and my first though was 'damn, she broke him", but he was just late.

Posted

Was he kinda, sorta teetering over the rabbit hole with "Maybe more rural Americans would take the vaccine if you'd just acknowledge President Trump's role in its development and/or show some gratitude"  ???

I get the outreach part, but is that what he thinks the hold up is?  We haven't shown Dear Leader enough love?  He's like Vincent Vega when Mr. Wolf is trying to show him a clear, fast, safe way out of the predicament.  But Vincent needs more acknowledgement and politeness.  I wouldn't blame Psaki for saying, "If self-preservation is an instinct your idiot viewers possess, they'd better get the fucking shot.  So pretty please, with sugar on top, we thank Donald Trump emphatically...always and forever." 

In fact, I think it was the great Vincent Vegas who once said, "JUST GIVE ME THE SHOT!"  

  • 1 month later...
  • 4 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Ruh, roh

 

 

Eh they're all vaccinated, if unvaxxed Fat Cheeto didn't die of Covid a vaxxed Biden isn't likely to meet his maker from it either.  

Posted
8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Eh they're all vaccinated, if unvaxxed Fat Cheeto didn't die of Covid a vaxxed Biden isn't likely to meet his maker from it either.  

not when you have dead fetus stem cells at your disposal!

Posted
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not when you have dead fetus stem cells at your disposal!

Dead fetus?  Dude, Biden has access to the Adrenochrome of live children.  Pretty sure Trump discovered the secret compartment on Air Force One that held the children they harvest it from, and that's why he was ordering changes to be made on it and future AF1's, so that the compartment would no longer exist.

  • Haha 1
  • Drool 1
Posted
11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dead fetus?  Dude, Biden has access to the Adrenochrome of live children.  Pretty sure Trump discovered the secret compartment on Air Force One that held the children they harvest it from, and that's why he was ordering changes to be made on it and future AF1's, so that the compartment would no longer exist.

image.thumb.jpeg.13418faab3396a714811b8135438b7b0.jpeg

  • Haha 1
  • 4 weeks later...
Posted
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I want to have her babies.
 

 

It'd be hilarious to find out someday that they were working together.

His questions help him "stand up to the man" in the eyes of conservatives., her responses help her image with progressives. Win/win

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

We should send them out for free. 

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

Dude don't you know those tests are just fronts to get your DNA into the Socialist database? 

  • Rage+1 1
Posted

i hear those swabs can tell what kind of guns you own.  

Posted
11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

 

*every

 

but I agree.

Posted
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

Probably 80% of the country lives within 1 mile of a Walgreens, CVS, or other pharmacy that provides free rapid tests. How much easier access do people need?

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Probably 80% of the country lives within 1 mile of a Walgreens, CVS, or other pharmacy that provides free rapid tests. How much easier access do people need?

 

A LOT. People, and Americans especially, are lazy entitled selfish pieces of shit. 

Every online retailer should have a giant surplus of Covid Tests and there should be a "add a free Covid Test to your package button".  

If we want to get back to normal, we need everyone to take more shots and to do more tests (all free). Yes, Biden's Admin should be encouraging this

  • Hook 'Em 6
Posted
6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

A LOT. People, and Americans especially, are lazy entitled selfish pieces of shit. 

Every online retailer should have a giant surplus of Covid Tests and there should be a "add a free Covid Test to your package button".  

If we want to get back to normal, we need everyone to take more shots and to do more tests (all free). Yes, Biden's Admin should be encouraging this

To put a sense of scale on the cost of such a program, the retail price of a BinaxNow kit (2 tests) is $25, so $12.50 per test.  Let's say every American took 1 test per month, so 12 tests per year.  That's $150 per American, annual, or approximately $50B.

We are currently handing out $120B in stimulus money each month.  The annual cost of testing every American once per month would be 3.5% that of our stimulus program.  Yes, it's a lot of money.  That's retail price.  I'm pretty sure the actual cost is much lower.

Posted (edited)
22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the actual cost is much lower.

~$2 per test to produce has been reported. I've burned through 7 or 8 boxes for my family over the course of things. 

Edited by Anastasis
  • Hook 'Em 1


×
×
  • Create New...