WE DID IT - Mike Stoops Fired

[Handcruser 2,805]

That is all.

[thunderlounge 7,813]

[satyanash 14,473]

He may be a fucking terrible coach... but at least he's a reputed asshole who got himself fired by his own brother!

Hooray!!

Edited January 22, 2021 by satyanash

[Handcruser 2,805]

I see a banner in our future. First game.

[Handcruser 2,805]

512-471-5757

Call him or Elizabeth tomorrow and tell him to stop this shit.

[immamac 42,834]

wait wait is it official?

[thunderlounge 7,813]

Just now, immamac said:

wait wait is it official?

Either that or the bammer 9.95’s are trolling us late on a Thursday night. 

[ButtFumble 5,164]

very poor (and very the ghey) Joey Freshwater starter kit

 

 

with this very punchable face

[GRHorn 105]

In on PG 1. What the fuck is going on here? Someone needs to explain to Sark that this is like hiring Gene Chizik’s loser brother Fred to coach a position he hadn’t coached in 3 decades. 

[USMCHorn 1,369]

@immamac fire up the fucking “Fire Mike Stoops” thread. A special exception to the rule of Surly Law.

[Burt Macklin 19,019]

12 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

 

That is all.

 

Fuck your pussy ass title. Man up and change it to Fire Mike Stoops. That thread title is more than warranted. 

[immamac 42,834]

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

@immamac fire up the fucking “Fire Mike Stoops” thread. A special exception to the rule of Surly Law.

and so it was done.

[EverywhereMan 50]

FMS. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

[Machinator 32,099]

In for the firing.

[The Ghost of Hau Pham 41]

So... what now?

[Handcruser 2,805]

Banner time.

[Handcruser 2,805]

What is del contes email?

[thunderlounge 7,813]

2 minutes ago, The Ghost of Hau Pham said:

So... what now?

A late dinner I guess. Not like I’m getting in the truck and actually going to go somewhere and protest or anything. 
 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Fuck Mike Stoops. Fuck Sark. Fuck all the goddamn morons in our administration who somehow failed to stop this. How could you EVER think that hiring the jackass retarded Stoops brother is going to be okay?? How the fuck do you let a good, well liked, respected LB coach go out the door so you can hire that fucking retard in the first place???  Just fuck every decision maker involved in this and fuck every pussy ass suit who didn't stop it.

 

No wonder we didn't manage to close the deal on the better options- this dumb fuck Sark was just trying to pull a Charlie all along and sneak in Stoops through the backdoor. Watson 2.0. 

Edited January 22, 2021 by HateYouAndMyself

[Guadaloopy 10,954]

[TKthunder2 4,985]

[CowboyFred 1,151]

God damnit!

[dcar00 14,149]

can we get antifa to run an op at Bellmont tomorrow?

[Handcruser 2,805]

I’m so pissed off I don’t know what to do.

This is an unbelievable turn of events. We have an unlimited budget and we get Mike Stoops. And he hasn’t even coached linebackers in 30 years. And his brother fired him.

[Horny Bull 2,759]

[Teryor 4,449]

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

What is del contes email?

AD@athletics.utexas.edu seems to be an email used

[RGBIII 22,838]

Do not just terminate his position..fire him into the Fucking sun

[immamac 42,834]

DM me for the hot take hotline number. We will feature them on tomorrows podcast or next fridays or both.

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

This is the diametric counterpoint to proving the existence of a loving God.

[Tex Pete 20,328]

Fuck Mike Stoops!

[Tex Pete 20,328]

[Machinator 32,099]

We need a @THUJONE thread for this abomination.

[Griff 513]

I’m pissed and ready to kick ass...

 

 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

At least we have a satisfactory banner for the spring game now

[Handcruser 2,805]

Already shot off an email.

[oh_snap 694]

Sark must already back on the sauce. That was fucking quick. 

[perfectchaos007 6,621]

Sark was doing so well too. All that good will he was building up, out the window.

[honolulu horn 6,158]

Wait, what the fuck?!? We're hiring this fucking guy??

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

[TenCarryTom 398]

19 minutes ago, Griff said:

I’m pissed and ready to kick ass...

 

 

Who’s finding out what plane Mike is getting on so we can raise hell when he lands at the airport?

Edited January 22, 2021 by TenCarryTom
Too many fucking stoops

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

3 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Who’s finding out what plane Mike is getting on so we can raise hell when he lands at the airport?

Maybe the plane just has the other property brother on it and this was all a bad dream. 

[fatheryeet 1,532]

If Tennessee fans could stop Schiano surely we can stop Stoops

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[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

Non exhaustive list of people I’d prefer at lb coach:

tom herman

shaka smart

girl kicker from vandy

coco

watson brown

david hasselhoff 

kanye west 

coleman fucking hutzler

blake gideon

scott derry

Edited January 22, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Txslnghrns 1,352]

[NTVTXN 1,432]

9 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Doesn’t he say “Rat Farts” or something of the sort?

[Foosters 17,820]

2021 gonna be a bitch too huh

[NTVTXN 1,432]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Non exhaustive list of people I’d prefer at lb coach:

tom herman

shaka smart

girl kicker from vandy

coco

watson brown

david hasselhoff 

kanye west 

Wait. Which “coco”? 
Chanel...or the bird on the Disney movie?

[Hammerhead 257]