[Surly Official] Nicknames for the 2021 Staff

[immamac 44420]

Let's hear some ideas for nicknames - we may not be able to fully decide until we see some of the personality their position players play with, but we can get started with legacy names and funny observations. 

[TrashMaster G 18134]

Jeff "I'm not Mike Stoops" Choate

[Effyourcouch 125]

Thread. 

[TexMexBuddha 1007]

Texas Gas Monkeys

[Herpa Derpa 6359]

Bernardo, Chino, Pepe, Indio, Luis, Anxious, Nibbles, Juano, Toro, and Moose.

 

Y'all figger who's who.

[Reese Bennett 3666]

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.

[TrashMaster G 18134]

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.

Because fuck him, that's why.

[RollLeft 5092]

The Sark kNights

The Elasmos

We're gonna need a bigger boat crew

The House of Sark

Sark and the Lords of Winter is Coming

[Jack Wilson 313]

The Swampers or, better yet, The Wrecking Crew.

[ousux 5649]

Paul, John, Ringo, George

The rest are just roadies

[JFKFC 4978]

The Super Terrific Happy Hour

[runthebone 8380]

You've Got One Loss Until You're All Shit and We Fire Up the Urban Thread

 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Errbody

[futureman 22720]

22 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.

say it again. 

[South Austin 53269]

AJ, your new Surly name is Pinto.

[Guest Lobo]

Why Pinto?  

[Butch Had Not 3066]

Sark before dark

AJ - dude where's your hair?

Flood - Texas flood

Banks  - Mr. Assassin 

Coleman- 2nd chance 

Drayton- (I don't have anything)

Kwiatkowski- Alphabet or PK

Bo - Bo bags

Choate- not Mike stoops

Gideon- recruits not bibles or Tip Drill but that's old and tired

Joseph - discount corey Raymond 

Yeah lame but give me 24 hours and will have your list. 

 

[South Austin 53269]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why Pinto?  

Why not?!?!?!

[Laxtonto 13328]

Mothball

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Mothballs for Mothra

[Not a Sock 2366]

Willie, Waylon and Me

[UDontKnow 10572]

CFB's Rat Pack

[RomaVicta 30635]

The Strong Hermans

The Strong Hermans not featuring Mike Stoops

 

[27-25 2088]

Sark Simian Sharks

[Domedriver 655]

The dark night comes, death to OU!

[Stunns38 3805]

“The Pit Crew” ...but without brakes, wouldn’t make sense. Lulz

[FloridaHorn 4887]

10 Men and a Monkey!

[Domedriver 655]

GoonerDoom bringing Disciples of Sarkness

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Poll Assassins"

[GringoSalado 1653]

 

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Gideon- recruits not bibles or Tip Drill but that's old and tired Coach On the Field

 

fifm

Edited January 24, 2021 by GringoSalado

[CHIEF 5230]

The Moncrief Mafia

CHIEF

[jw4381 3251]

The Dynasty Time Mofos.

Edited January 24, 2021 by jw4381

[FloridaHorn 4887]

The Suite Life of CTJ and Sidney

[JFKFC 4978]

My AD went on a coaching search and all I got was this questionable staff. 

[WBT 20997]

The fuck is this shit?  Katy is that you?

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

Del Conte's Ten

Or 

Del Conte's Eleven (including the monkey)

[Davis Lane 6014]

Ronnie.

Bobby.

Ricky.

And Mike.

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

The Enchubbened Ten

[sdm 930]

Sark's Stampede

[Stinkpalm 697]

These are all just terrible, these ideas

 

edit: come to think of it... in a year or two and if things don’t go well, that may be a good nickname for the bunch. I don’t foresee that being the case, though 

Edited January 24, 2021 by Stinkpalm

[Longboard Horn 41396]

17 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Sark before dark

AJ - dude where's your hair?

Flood - Texas flood

Banks  - Mr. Assassin 

Coleman- 2nd chance 

Drayton- (I don't have anything)

Kwiatkowski- Alphabet or PK

Bo - Bo bags

Choate- not Mike stoops

Gideon- recruits not bibles or Tip Drill but that's old and tired

Joseph - discount corey Raymond 

Yeah lame but give me 24 hours and will have your list. 

 

1. Open the flood gates

2. Bijan do your thing

3. Don't a have cow - ski 

[orangecat92 306]

Sarks never sleep smell blood in the water all gas no brakes comin for you OU crew

[General Specific 3508]