What’s your pitch to the recruits?

[DeweyCox 366]

I think there is one helluva story brewing here with this new staff. I think, with this staff, this next season could blow minds. It would take picking up some key pieces in the transfer market and maybe even a couple stud true freshmen, but the pieces might just be out there. 
 

What kinds of things, if you’re a coach, are you telling these recruits about your expectations? 

TIA

Edited January 26, 2021 by DeweyCox
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[Radical Larry 28,659]

[Chad 1,728]

Whataburger bags stuffed with cash.

[RGBIII 22,840]

[DeweyCox 366]

That’s a take, boys. Good work!

[Getafix 28,738]

 

[DeweyCox 366]

Yeah, screw Pepsi. Hard.

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

I can't give you money, but I have on good authority that there's $2000 in cash buried somewhere in west campus. Here's a shovel and a treasure map.  You can keep anything you find, but the letter of intent inside the chest must be signed and brought back to your recruiting coordinator. good luck!

Edited January 26, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[Fondren & Main 6,731]

I’d call in Hugh Freeze as a consultant to fill up my skills bag.

[Kdub 498]

[DeweyCox 366]

Starting to think you guys are serious. 
But, forilldo...this staff has to be super confident in itself as a collective. All eyes are gonna be on UT. Major spotlight. Major opportunity. Major woody. Never waste a woody.

[WBT 20,650]

I save my best material for tweeting recruits directly 

[ztejas 43,526]

You wanna fuck? Let's fuck.

 

(Hopefully they don't interpret it the wrong way)

[Butch Had Not 2,991]

We have a monkey. 

[Mother mopar 3,323]

We have women romancing each other, most recruits like that unless your JaMarkus Mcfarland.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

You’re asking a bunch of guys who probably recruit women by sending dick pics.

Know your audience.

Edited January 26, 2021 by Coelenterate Fuccboi

[Reese Bennett 3,615]

We're building something special so come be a part of it.

We know how to put players in the NFL.

We know how to win championships.

Loyal to the soil. (For instate recruits only)

Education and national alumni network.

Austin.

BBQ and Tex-Mex.

Actual female cheerleaders.

Name and likeness will make you a bunch more bucks here than anywhere else.

Oh yeah, here's a bag full o' money, a Surface, and a PS5 with a bunch of games. You get the loaded F-250 when you sign.

 

 

[cmontexas 3,273]

Slider, low and away

[Tex48 840]

7 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

You get the lifted F-250 when you sign.

FTFY

[Errestaurants 2,570]

You want some money and pussy? 

[Reese Bennett 3,615]

I forgot to add this one:

"Hey, does your mom need a job? I know a few companies right here in Austin that would value her experience and pay top dollar for it."

[trythisathome 971]

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You wanna fuck? Let's fuck.

 

(Hopefully they don't interpret it the wrong way)

Sorry to derail things for a second, but damn, Super Frank... sad days 

 

But yeah basically the pitch should be: 

1. Money

2. Devonta Smith good 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,469]

We got women who romance each other. Wanna be a part of that?

[closetojumping 62,779]

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

We're building something special so come be a part of it.

We know how to put players in the NFL.

We know how to win championships.

Loyal to the soil. (For instate recruits only)

Education and national alumni network.

Austin.

BBQ and Tex-Mex.

Actual female cheerleaders.

Name and likeness will make you a bunch more bucks here than anywhere else.

Oh yeah, here's a bag full o' money, a Surface, and a PS5 with a bunch of games. You get the loaded F-250 when you sign.

 

 

You answer questions the way you create thread titles. I passed out reading this post and woke up to dog piss in my kitchen. Thanks a lot for the literary prozac. 

[immamac 42,900]

All gas no brakes. Work. Trust = time + consistency. 

Oh and here's a big phat stack of circulated hundos.

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

"You see the shit out there now?"

[Reese Bennett 3,615]

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You answer questions the way you create thread titles. I passed out reading this post and woke up to dog piss in my kitchen. Thanks a lot for the literary prozac. 

Get a dog door my guy.

[Okcool 786]

[SydneyCarton 48,147]

Was pretty sad to see we only made it 16 posts before ReeseBennett rolled in here with an earnest response. You are not protecting the sanctity and natural barriers between the recruiting board and football board posters, sir. And you fucking know better. You should feel bad. Do you require a sign that says Don’t Eat The Big White Mint?

Edited January 26, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[Reese Bennett 3,615]

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Was pretty sad to see we only made it 16 posts before ReeseBennett rolled in here with an earnest response. You are not protecting the sanctity and natural barriers between the recruiting board and football board posters, sir. And you fucking know better. You should feel bad. Do you require a sign that says Don’t Eat The Big White Mint?

I get no credit for the PS5 line? Tough crowd.

[SydneyCarton 48,147]

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I get no credit for the PS5 line? Tough crowd.

 

[tantric superman 4,667]

I'd go with some version of "Quiet! Never! Can't! Those are just words, they're meaningless, It's time to get out of bed and do something!"

[IDIOTsavant 8,502]

I feel like we have a real bond and would be heartbroken if you didn't come to Texas...

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

4 hours ago, Okcool said:

[Surly Bevo 25,111]

"We're here to sing The Eyes of Texas and kick some ass.  Looks like we are about out of singing The Eyes of Texas"

[Davis Lane 5,589]

"Tom Herman is no longer here."

[Lou_Sassle 2,887]

[Ghost of Shag 2,615]

We have all Alabama's corches?

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,469]

You know who this is? He's a bad ass mf'er and smart man in the HOF. Be a legend. 

[Bevo 13,593]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

 

 

 

Wait, not PennSt. Nevermind.

[RollLeft 5,045]

ou sucks, atm swallows

 

 

 

oh and...

Spoiler

 

Edited January 27, 2021 by RollLeft

[LebongJames 1,813]

[Texas Flood 1,356]

Women romancing each other

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

On 1/25/2021 at 9:22 PM, Getafix said:

 

A bit unconventional as a recruiting approach, but might work.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,469]

You want the first pass of the season in the first game? Come here.

[MuellerHorn 4,260]

On 1/26/2021 at 12:42 AM, BigHorn'13 said:

"You see the shit out there now?"

The Alex Grinch approach, I see.

[Thiefery 5,017]

19 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

The Alex Grinch approach, I see.

[Tex Pete 20,429]

We'll make you a statue like no other school can...

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

I'd have Reese Bennett compose some heartfelt open letters to recruits on Twitter.  Guarantee he has that experience.