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We need a badass rapper that loves Texas, like Snoop Dogg is with USC. Give him a paid recruiting position on campus, and have him perform in the locker room before each game. I would mention getting to hang out with him at Moncrief.

CHIEF

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3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

We need a badass rapper that loves Texas, like Snoop Dogg is with USC. Give him a paid recruiting position on campus, and have him perform in the locker room before each game. I would mention getting to hang out with him at Moncrief.

CHIEF

Travis Scott is the name you're looking for

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The patented @RomaVicta school of wooing

 

36 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dude, Texags.com has perfected the art of the open letter to recruits.  Roma is a rookie compared to Bailout Billy Liucci's website

Imagine the simple pleasure of stroking their hands and making them smile. 

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That is awl veddy nice, Roma, but I need a mawn.

 

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40 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dude, Texags.com has perfected the art of the open letter to recruits.  Roma is a rookie compared to Bailout Billy Liucci's website

We could film a documentary for every recruit, who cares where they sign

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“Bring us your best offer! We take pride in our guarantee to beat it! You’re gonna like the way you look come draft day!”

-Sark’s Warehouse for NFL Prospects

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Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So you will have  that goin’ for you, which is nice.

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