Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[WhatTheBuck 28,940]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Sacrifice a chicken to whom?

[Guest Lobo]

to Moloch, duh!  From the book of Leviticus.  Septuagint ruler, or 7th, or 17th---the number of the letter "Q" in our alphabet.  He ordered the Carthaginians to sacrifice children.  And Karl Marx used to refer to paper currency as "Molochs", so he wanted to bring his socialism to America.  

Holy shit, I just realized in 30 seconds how easy it is to fuck with these people.  

Okay, now I get it.  Forget all my other questions.  You can just manipulate them while drunk at home in your underwear.  Okay, cool.  cool.  totally get it now.  

Edited February 4, 2021 by Lobo

[Francisco 2.0 32,610]

Meanwhile in MTG world:

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 90,673]

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Strange hill to die on

3 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

i really do not understand it. i've never had a high opinion of mccarthy, but this is swamp creature shit. this lady is fucking bonkers. 

but mccarthy went to see trump and got his marching orders i guess.

It's not strange at all.

McCarthy has to worry about Gaetz, etc., and obviously he is not seeing enough Republicans step up to him and say "she needs to go".  He does not want to openly push such an action and find out after the fact whether he has the support or not.  By tossing it to the Democrats, he's going to let the Republicans individually go on record.

Republicans were fucking stupid for letting it get to that point, because now they all get to go on the record.  They absolutely should have told him they'd have his back and that she needs to go, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes (go on the record).

This should make McCarthy (and Turtle) feel a bit better - the Q wing of the party is not as big as thought:

 

 

 

[A-Tex Devil 2,500]

That they didn’t Steve King her by silent vote given how the Cheney vote came out is beyond dumb.  

[elfenix 34,777]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

it was her political account, and it wasn't signed by her: "Tweets from her are signed -NP." 

so, not her.

[Brisketexan 107,012]

All of this shit needs to be entered into the record tomorrow 

Meanwhile in MTG world:
 
 
 

It works. She’ll stay in power. She is the GOP now. And she’ll raise a metric shitton of money.

Odds on favorite for the 2024 GQP nominee, of Trump doesn’t run. Because she’s an outsider, who tells it like it is. Ring a bell?

[washparkhorn 9,974]

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Holy shit, I just realized in 30 seconds how easy it is to fuck with these people.  

It's a curse and the blessing. 

Reddit: Conspiracy is beyond the horizon on lunacy. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/

[Jive Turkey 13,018]

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Sacrifice a chicken to whom?

to Jose.  his girlfriend cursed his first baseman's glove.

[Bateshorn 9,991]

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

She’s gonna Be, the 2024 GQP presidential nominee.

Josh Hawley is probably having a total meltdown tonight.

[NorthLoop 14,522]

Hawley is a lot smarter than her and is still in good graces with Q. My money is still on him.

[staboner 5,098]

god damn this is some regarded shit. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 11,289]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

24 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Hawley is a lot smarter than her and is still in good graces with Q. My money is still on him.

He’s definitely smart even though he got sent to the locker room to be examined for injuries. 
 

But Greene? She has this less intelligent and definitely crazier   than Phyllis Schlafly vibe wherein she’s going to save white (mostly) male pride by giving the GOP something to rally around: Trump (obviously), and similar values that Schlafly was keen to endorse but take them to the extreme. 
The worrisome part,IMO, isn’t so much how crazy Greene is but that the backers behind her have a willingness to drive that non integrated school bus off the cliff and may very well fracture the United States to the point of no return. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Yeah. We really need to step away from this smug attitude I see so often on here, pretending we piss on SEC SEC SEC country from a very great height. It is the epitome of glass houses. 

Yeah, like I said a few weeks ago, at least those of us in SEC land have a blue Georgia that actually saved our red asses in both the presidential and senate elections.

The entire Big 12 and the remaining SEC states are very red and the Big 12 states actually had a bigger average margin of victory for Trump than the SEC states did.

(And, technically, Texas is in both groups.)

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, like I said a few weeks ago, at least those of us in SEC land have a blue Georgia that actually saved our red asses in both the presidential and senate elections.

The entire Big 12 and the remaining SEC states are very red and the Big 12 states actually had a bigger average margin of victory for Trump than the SEC states did.

(And, technically, Texas is in both groups.)

Without oil and Mexican-Americans, we'd be a total shit-show. Best-case scenario is we'd be a giant Florida, and heavy on the Panhandle Florida iteration.

And that's best case.  

[Smax 3,800]

The "average Republican" doesn't care about facts or who she is.  The "average Republican" thinks the election was stolen, birtherism, O theories, and on and on.  They voted for 45 again despite injecting bleach, kids in cages, abandonment of the Kurds,and I could go on for days.  The "average Republican" either is insanely ignorant and shielded from all facts or doesn't give a flying fuck about facts or decency.    There is nothing that could come out about her that would change any of their minds.

Im your average republican and dont believe any of this

Just sayin

[Brisketexan 107,012]

Im your average republican and dont believe any of this

Just sayin

Maybe.

But you will continue to support the people who do. As they get crazier. Crazier than a mob that assaulted the Capitol and tried to violently overturn an election and decapitate a branch of government. That’s right, crazier than that.

“I don’t believe what insane fascists believe. But I support them.” Gosh, that sounds nice.

[Brisketexan 107,012]

Im your average republican and dont believe any of this

Just sayin

Maybe.

But you will continue to support the people who do. As they get crazier. Crazier than a mob that assaulted the Capitol and tried to violently overturn an election and decapitate a branch of government. That’s right, crazier than that.

“I don’t believe what insane fascists believe. But I support them.” Gosh, that sounds nice.

[Pato del Muerto 53,589]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's not strange at all.

McCarthy has to worry about Gaetz, etc., and obviously he is not seeing enough Republicans step up to him and say "she needs to go".  He does not want to openly push such an action and find out after the fact whether he has the support or not.  By tossing it to the Democrats, he's going to let the Republicans individually go on record.

Republicans were fucking stupid for letting it get to that point, because now they all get to go on the record.  They absolutely should have told him they'd have his back and that she needs to go, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes (go on the record).

This should make McCarthy (and Turtle) feel a bit better - the Q wing of the party is not as big as thought:

 

 

 

I don’t know if Liz will try to keep her seat or move on, but I suspect she will be primaries and lose in any statewide election, which her current seat is. 

[Gatorubet 30,789]

I think I’d take that lot over Desantis, Gaetz, Rubio, and Scott. 

Texas pols at least have access to and knowledge of good bbq

[Smax 3,800]

Maybe.

But you will continue to support the people who do. As they get crazier. Crazier than a mob that assaulted the Capitol and tried to violently overturn an election and decapitate a branch of government. That’s right, crazier than that.

“I don’t believe what insane fascists believe. But I support them.” Gosh, that sounds nice.

I do? How so

I mean I didn't vote this past election, i haven't donated money to the GOP since W was in office so please ol wise brisket tell me how I am supporting the crazy.

Once again youre full of shit, suprise suprise

[Brisketexan 107,012]

I do? How so

I mean I didn't vote this past election, i haven't donated money to the GOP since W was in office so please ol wise brisket tell me how I am supporting the crazy.

Once again youre full of shit, suprise suprise

Then you’re not the average Republican.

[Mdhorn 6,166]

1 hour ago, staboner said:

god damn this is some regarded shit. 

 

You ain't kidding--it's an ugly critter contest to see who's forked tongue is the longest.  There is actually no upside to being intelligent in this fight.  Jerry Springer was a ringmaster but eventually they picked a fan from the audience and gave them the show.  And we're going to stake some kind of rationality on who wins?  Here's something to think about--does a Jewish space laser get mentioned in the debates?       

Edited February 4, 2021 by Mdhorn

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Texas pols at least have access to and knowledge of good bbq

Ehhhhhhhhh

[Mdhorn 6,166]

So much...tomato paste.  

[atomheartbevo 90,673]

57 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Without oil and Mexican-Americans, we'd be a total shit-show. Best-case scenario is we'd be a giant Florida, and heavy on the Panhandle Florida iteration.

And that's best case.  

Without oil, a majority of the state would be living within 10 miles of the Gulf Coast.

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 

 

It works. She’ll stay in power. She is the GOP now. And she’ll raise a metric shitton of money.

Odds on favorite for the 2024 GQP nominee, of Trump doesn’t run. Because she’s an outsider, who tells it like it is. Ring a bell?

 

 

 

Trump's running. She'll be his running mate. 

I dreamt it in my head. 

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

56 minutes ago, Smax said:

I do? How so

I mean I didn't vote this past election, i haven't donated money to the GOP since W was in office so please ol wise brisket tell me how I am supporting the crazy.

Once again youre full of shit, suprise suprise

How exactly are you the average republican then? Let me guess, you think the election was stolen and that Trump wasn't responsible for 1/6?

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Hawley is a lot smarter than her and is still in good graces with Q. My money is still on him.

You're forgetting that being smart doesn't mean shit to the Rs anymore. Most of them probably think he talks like a fag. 

[lemonlime 5,503]

1 hour ago, Smax said:

Im your average republican and dont believe any of this

Just sayin

56% of republicans believe in oanon.  Only 13% believe it's not true.  https://civiqs.com/reports/2020/9/2/report-americans-pessimistic-on-time-frame-for-coronavirus-recovery

49% of republicans supported trump's child separation policy.  34% opposed.  https://www.lawfareblog.com/new-poll-despite-partisan-divides-immigration-americans-oppose-family-separation

56% of republicans believe Obama was born in Kenya.  https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-birther-myth-stuck-around-for-years-the-election-fraud-myth-might-too/

23% of Republicans think Biden won the 2020 election.  https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2021/01/15/voters-reflections-on-the-2020-election/

If you don't believe these things, then you're not an "average republican."

 

Edited February 4, 2021 by lemonlime

[Gatorubet 30,789]

Ehhhhhhhhh

[fattyflattie 4,640]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Ehhhhhhhhh

No, bullshit. That’s the one fucking guy in the entire state that fucks brisket up.  

[TexasEd 8,268]

Average Republican

 

[Guest Lobo]

I can't post photos for shit on here.  Can somebody please take the top photo in this link and put up this photo of Congresswoman Greene in her office glowing in the aftermath of her apparent standing ovation last night at the Capitol:  

https://allstarbio.com/michael-wincott-bio-wife-net-worth-married-height/

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4,075]

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We see this because -- and this is important, pay attention, folks -- MTG IS the mainstream of the GOP, not an outlier.

 

Yeah.

They gave her a standing ovation.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-standing-ovation-b1797361.html

[TwiceHorn 32,106]

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wouldn’t a Jewish space laser cause trees to burn without actually consuming them?

Moses out front should’ve told ya. 

Y_w_h's space laser, yeah.  A merely Jewish one, nah.

[Guest Lobo]

Congresswoman Greene:  "You know, I have one simple request.  And that is to have Jews with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.  Now evidently, my Qanon colleague informs me that that can't be done.  Can you remind me what I pay you people for?  Honestly, throw me a bone here.  What do we have?"  

[atomheartbevo 90,673]

35 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Yeah.

They gave her a standing ovation.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-standing-ovation-b1797361.html

When you have a tiger by the tail, you act in ways that are meant to keep the tiger from eating you.

I'd need to see Venn diagram of those who voted to keep Liz Cheney in her position, and those who, outside of the public spotlight, do not care for MGT, because I have a feeling they are very much overlapping.

Or to put it another way:  I don't think MGT would keep her committee assignments if the Republicans held a secret vote on it - not if Liz is pulling in 70%.

[atomheartbevo 90,673]

The thing about MGT....I'm sure some of y'all remember those "Post of a Photo/Video of an Irishman!" threads on Shaggy, where one of us would run up to an Irishman, take his photo, and then yell "I JUST TOOK A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL" and then we'd film them trying to chase us down in the vain hope that somehow they could (in their minds) reclaim that little piece of their soul that we stole with our photograph.

The reality/irony was that none of us took a piece of their soul, because you can't take a piece of a soul from somebody who doesn't have a soul in the first place.  The Irishman never could understand that they were just an empty vessel shaped by the forces around them.  Because the Irish have no soul, they couldn't feel whether a piece of it was actually stolen or not.   All they had to go on was our telling them that we had just captured a piece of their soul.   

MGT is the same way - she lacks the same kind of self-awareness that those Irish had - she's got Trump telling her she's doing a good job, she's got twitter people telling her she is, she's got Gym Jordan and Matt Gaetz telling her.  

That vote in support of Liz Cheney should have caused her a lot of concern, because Liz Cheny had very publicly sided against Trump, but MGT is going off of what people who support her are saying.

The only thing MGT has in her favor is that this vote will be public, and that plenty of House Rs are scared shitless of Trump's base.

[Smax 3,800]

How exactly are you the average republican then? Let me guess, you think the election was stolen and that Trump wasn't responsible for 1/6?

Post less, your ass is showing

[Born to Run 6,601]

The thing about MGT....I'm sure some of y'all remember those "Post of a Photo/Video of an Irishman!" threads on Shaggy, where one of us would run up to an Irishman, take his photo, and then yell "I JUST TOOK A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL" and then we'd film them trying to chase us down in the vain hope that somehow they could (in their minds) reclaim that little piece of their soul that we stole with our photograph.
The reality/irony was that none of us took a piece of their soul, because you can't take a piece of a soul from somebody who doesn't have a soul in the first place.  The Irishman never could understand that they were just an empty vessel shaped by the forces around them.  Because the Irish have no soul, they couldn't feel whether a piece of it was actually stolen or not.   All they had to go on was our telling them that we had just captured a piece of their soul.   
MGT is the same way - she lacks the same kind of self-awareness that those Irish had - she's got Trump telling her she's doing a good job, she's got twitter people telling her she is, she's got Gym Jordan and Matt Gaetz telling her.  
That vote in support of Liz Cheney should have caused her a lot of concern, because Liz Cheny had very publicly sided against Trump, but MGT is going off of what people who support her are saying.
The only thing MGT has in her favor is that this vote will be public, and that plenty of House Rs are scared shitless of Trump's base.

Did some Irish bloke fuck your wife or something?

Unless I'm conflating you with someone else who takes every opportunity to use "bog jumper"even if it's only tangently related to the subject at hand.

Is it a bit that I'm unaware of, self deprecating humor, " a jew broad prejudiced against Italians?"

[Guest Lobo]

Does all this Irish talk mean we're getting drunk later today?  

[Underdog 29,213]

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Ehhhhhhhhh

Think I'd rather take my chances with Pennsylvania brisket. 

[hayden_horn 11,403]

7 minutes ago, Smax said:

9 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

How exactly are you the average republican then? Let me guess, you think the election was stolen and that Trump wasn't responsible for 1/6?

Post less, your ass is showing

i mean, yeah, he made some big assumptions, but you saying that you are the average republican in this day and age means something different from the barry goldwater days.

right now, it seems the republican congressional leadership has lost their goddamn minds, but they've really not. they are acting with some kind of political calculus. 

i would ask you to take the first question in his post seriously. how exactly are you the average republican? i'm honestly curious what that means to you.

[Thrawn 540]

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Ehhhhhhhhh

I honestly don’t even know what in the fuck I’m looking at in that picture. That has to be shopped, right?  

It says brisket in the caption, but that ain’t brisket. Is it? I’m so confused.

[wildcat09 29,600]

Maybe Smax is saying that the average Republican enjoys killing dogs?

[Serak The Preparer 3,484]

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Maybe Smax is saying that the average Republican enjoys killing dogs?

Don't forget living off a trust fund.

[lemonlime 5,503]

Maybe he’s saying that the average republican doesn’t believe you should inject bleach to stop covid spread. Of course, over 90% of them supported the republican president’s handling of covid response even after he said that.

[hayden_horn 11,403]

2 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I honestly don’t even know what in the fuck I’m looking at in that picture. That has to be shopped, right?  

It says brisket in the caption, but that ain’t brisket. Is it? I’m so confused.

i mean, the cut of meat is brisket. that's john cornyn's wife's family recipe for holiday brisket. even better, it's twice BAKED, as i recall.