Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[bluto 4934]

I don’t think that’s a thing. 

I can rattle off close to 10 close friends/family members, none of which were highly politicized before ‘20.

[shakahorn 1645]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Shit, does Damone say that to Jefferson?  They only interact 2 or 3 times and there's no mention of a jacket that I recall.  If so, that makes four and you win extra parting gifts.  

Ratner asks Stacy what they do with all the jackets people leave behind.  She says they have a lost and found.  Then he asks for her number so he can ask her out sometime, and she asks for a pen.  That scene gave a young me tons of confidence in just nutting up and asking chicks for their number in the same manner.  I mean...many of them told me to pound sand...but many of them also just gave me their number.  And I know I'm mixing up the scenes here, but upon success, I would always hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" in my head.  

[Guest Lobo]

You win my rep and my telephone number.  

[Genco 3041]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Shit, does Damone say that to Jefferson?  

[Guest Lobo]

He was talking about his car, not his jacket.  

[Genco 3041]

I know that. I just love the gif.

[Guest Lobo]

Whatever you're into man, that's cool.  Forest Whitaker talking dirty to a greaseball.  I'm more of a Phoebe Cates guy myself.  

I forget Nancy Wilson was in that movie. 

 

Back to Marjorie.  She met with a large contingent on Georgian realtors yesterday and none of them sacked our Capitol.  So that was kinda impressive.  

[C-Man 27239]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

That's not a couple.  The dude in the red bb cap is Don, Jr.  I think the woman might be Marla Maples, not sure on that though.  

The look on the face of the guy on the far right in the yellow jacket says it all.  And he looked then like how Liam Neeson will look in 20 years.  

And we know what Liam Neeson does to men who take advantage of young girls.  

Yeah, that's Maples. I never would've noticed Don Jr., though.

[Guest Lobo]

What a perfect synopsis of that fucked up family.  The whole photo is a visual for the most searched videos on Brazzers.  

Don, Jr. is hitting on his stepmom with his goofy ass wardrobe/vibe, and she---based on her body language---appears to be digging it.  

Ivanks is giving her own father a lap dance and he's really, really enjoying it.  Even as strangers look on disgust.  

Tiffany appears to be stuck in the middle there hoping for reprieve.  And Eric presumably locked himself in the car trunk outside.  

[Underdog 28755]

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

You win my rep and my telephone number.  

[jimmyjazz 46001]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Don, Jr. is hitting on his stepmom with his goofy ass wardrobe/vibe, and she---based on her body language---appears to be digging it.  

I always prefer to think of that as Adam Sandler hitting on Princess Di, but I'm weird that way.

[Underdog 28755]

Looks like a young Helen Slater City Slickers days. 

[Guest Lobo]

^
Good call.  She was so cute in that movie.  Also-------who the hell took that photo?  

[Sbbruin 21865]

16 hours ago, C-Man said:

Thousand bucks says Dotard has a woody going in this pic.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Thousand bucks says Dotard has a woody going in this pic.

You think he took his pill that early?

[Bullneck 19186]

 

 

[aggie08 21509]

I agree with...Ben Shapiro? Well, fuck.

[Guest Lobo]

This is gonna ruin Ben's chances at a threesome with her.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

It's so completely CrossFit though. She's totally inept at reading the room.

Edited May 29, 2021 by Mrs Whiggins

[Brisketexan 105181]

This is gonna ruin Ben's chances at a threesome with her.  

Ben Shapiro with TWO women? The Atacama desert would be jealous of that level of dryness.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

On 5/24/2021 at 10:35 AM, Brisketexan said:

Jews.  Chinese Americans.  Hispanics.  We've all gotten pretty used to the "you're not loyal to America, you're not even real Americans" bullshit the last decade or so.  We literally have elected officials of one of our two major political parties calling for ethnic cleansing within the US.

And the GQP is JUST FINE WITH THAT.  What they will NOT accept is . . . any of their elected officials calling the false statements that the election was stolen what they are: false statements.

Calls for ethnic cleansing -- A-OK.

Calls to maybe stop repeating lies -- BEGONE!

Chew on that for a bit.  That's where we are.

 

She and Gaetz were the main speakers at a Moron Convention in Arizona a week or two ago and she mangled the Hail Mary into some kind of comedy bit riffing in teh libtardz....So I guess maybe she's old-school nativist, bringing in the papists for a bashing too.

This is not a winning formula, y'all.

 

On 5/27/2021 at 12:14 PM, Lobo said:

Whatever you're into man, that's cool.  Forest Whitaker talking dirty to a greaseball.  I'm more of a Phoebe Cates guy myself.  

 

Sup

[RPM 26329]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I agree with...Ben Shapiro? Well, fuck.

It's the broken clock analogy

[Underdog 28755]

Ben had to take off both golf gloves to type that tweet. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Ben Shapiro with TWO women? The Atacama desert would be jealous of that level of dryness.

Just dryness?

I imagine my ladybits would shrivel up and disintegrate if I were ever unlucky enough to be in the presence of that sexual black hole.

[Buzzrock 14936]

Crushed her on SNL

[Bullneck 19186]

13 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Moron Convention 

This puzzles me. Was it really a Moron Convention?  Or was it a Mormon Convention?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This puzzles me. Was it really a Moron Convention?  Or was it a Mormon Convention?

Q-related 

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This puzzles me. Was it really a Moron Convention?  Or was it a Mormon Convention?

There’s a difference?

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

 

[Bullneck 19186]

 

 

[Bullneck 19186]

 

 

[Bullneck 19186]

A few more tweets from that page.

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Staffer, "June 31th, Congresswoman Greene?"

MTG, "Yeah, that's right.  It's a leap year!  Now get it done!"  

[Underdog 28755]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

yeah, I think she officially unseated Gohmert as the dumbest in the House.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I think she officially unseated Gohmert as the dumbest in the House.

Nah, she’s ignorant but not stupid.  Gohmert is both ignorant and stupid. 

[RDCanecutter 26458]

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Nah, she’s ignorant but not stupid.  Gohmert is both ignorant and stupid. 

I do not understand why you would say this.

[Underdog 28755]

Why not both? 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Nah, she’s ignorant but not stupid.  Gohmert is both ignorant and stupid. 

if you think she's smart then I am starting to question your intelligence - or my own. someone here is dumb.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if you think she's smart then I am starting to question your intelligence - or my own. someone here is dumb.

I’m not claiming she’s smart but she knows what she is doing.  She’s a professional troll raising millions of dollars in donations.  She is a fool effectively capitalizing on foolishness.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m not claiming she’s smart but she knows what she is doing.  She’s a professional troll raising millions of dollars in donations.  She is a fool effectively capitalizing on foolishness.

nah. I think you're wrong. I think she genuinely believes in what she espouses and is too dumb to see the truth. She is a political cancer and you giving her any kind of credence only helps her metastasize 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m not claiming she’s smart but she knows what she is doing.  She’s a professional troll raising millions of dollars in donations.  She is a fool effectively capitalizing on foolishness.

Dumb people can be con artists. You just need dumber people to believe the con. She's an idiot who is using Trump's base for donations. Trump has built a MLM company to con his base. She is a Tupperware saleswoman who has the list of people to target. She just needs to read the manual to keep selling.

[RDCanecutter 26458]

25 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m not claiming she’s smart but she knows what she is doing.  She’s a professional troll raising millions of dollars in donations.  She is a fool effectively capitalizing on foolishness.

I'll give her "wily" like some sort of predatory creature that sees what it wants, and gets it. I am not sure I'd call it sentience.

[DDD Dad 14346]

On 5/27/2021 at 5:00 PM, Underdog said:

Looks like a young Helen Slater City Slickers days. 

CSB my hallmate first year at UVA went to high school with Helen.

 

"FAIR IS FAIR!"

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll give her "wily" like some sort of predatory creature that sees what it wants, and gets it. I am not sure I'd call it sentience.

Possessed of a certain feral cunning...

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Possessed of a certain feral cunning...

I thought that would get the drool emoji

[Guest Lobo]

Most stupid people I know think they're "street smart" or "I can read people really well."  It's all code for, "Help, I'm a fucking idiot and I'm drowning at real life."  

But every once in awhile, there is somebody who can con people while being pretty average intellectually, even below.  I went to high school with a guy who to this day is a very seasoned and successful confidence man.  I would say by almost every metric conceivable, he is slightly below average intelligence.  Not dumb by any means, but I can't think of any way he's above the bell curve in "smarts."  But the man can tug a heartstring like nobody else I've seen outside of politics or Hollywood.  Since we were teenagers, he's a master at the one thing that people just don't understand---he's not trying to gain your confidence to give him what he needs...he's fixing it so you beg him to give you his confidence.  I've been watching him operate for 25 years and he's still a master.  He even got me once for a few hundred bucks.  If he was a bit bolder and wasn't tied down with kids, I'd bankroll him to go take to a bigger scale.  

If he was a little more "regular Joe" out there in the hill country...I could have him in elected office in a heartbeat.  I haven't seen him in person since pandemic started.  I'm betting he's made a fortune in Qanon shit.  

[Sawbonz 27580]

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll give her "wily" like some sort of predatory creature that sees what it wants, and gets it. I am not sure I'd call it sentience.

[RDCanecutter 26458]

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I thought that would get the drool emoji

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU HAPPY I JUST DON'T KNOW OKAY???

[Pancho 44883]