Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Underdog 28,584]

Yeah, lets not reach out and help people who helped Americans...  stupid fucking cunt.  I picked a wrong time to get kicked off IG. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,578]

11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

LOOOTHAR

OF THE HILL PEOPLE...

[Underdog 28,584]

Wonder how many Iowans thought she was the bearded lady walking their fair? 

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

5 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

LOOOTHAR

OF THE HILL PEOPLE...

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

New boycott target for the right.

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

They already aren’t buying Patagonia

Edited August 21, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They already aren’t buying Patagonia

The Republicans with money do.

The Cletuses, not so much.

[Underdog 28,584]

But won't stop them from boycotting anyway. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

Oh no! They lost the Jackson Hole account!?!? With its bustling population of *checks notes* 11k people!?!? How will Patagonia ever recover???

[Guest Lobo]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They already aren’t buying Patagonia

Actually, every Trump supporting douchebag in finance/energy who I know has 3 patagonias.  One vest with their company logo, one long sleeve proper jacket, and one from Daddy.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Oh no! They lost the Jackson Hole account!?!? With its bustling population of *checks notes* 11k people!?!? How will Patagonia ever recover???

Well it’s not the locals the resort is sellIng their shit to. 

[Beau Vine 54,208]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

OMG that troglodyte was here too???

No wonder my vibe was so off yesterday.

[bolverk 29,656]

Old man shouts under strained breath *cough* "Trump won!"

[Underdog 28,584]

Racking up those frequent Greyhound miles.   

[Guest Lobo]

Her strategy is actually spot-on.  They probably are about to receive favorable polling on this tomorrow morning.  

But can you pro-Trumpers just admit, that yes---even though it was probably very effective---there's just something a wee bit sad about a sitting member of the United States House of Representatives riding around a cow pasture in a golf cart holding up a half-assed sign about the opposition as the warm-up act to the ramblings of a former elected official?  

Seriously, I get it---you think Biden is not the President.  But c'mon...this is the most effective delivery medium?  Crazed broad in pasture golf cart?

[Genco 3,040]

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But c'mon...this is the most effective delivery medium?  Crazed broad in pasture golf cart?

[RDCanecutter 26,398]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Cracker Barrel must have been empty.

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

8 hours ago, bolverk said:

Old man shouts under strained breath *cough* "Trump won!"

That's the part that got me.  "Patriot" t-shirt, covid-cough, <wheeze>, weak-assed "Trump won" exclamation.

Jesus, dude.  You're the poster "child" for covid.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,578]

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's the part that got me.  "Patriot" t-shirt, covid-cough, <wheeze>, weak-assed "Trump won" exclamation.

Jesus, dude.  You're the poster "child" for covid.

He's sick of winning.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,100]

Trump called ole Marge three names one of his favorite people.  I shudder to think of her reaction to that.

 

[Macanudo 12,975]

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Racking up those frequent Greyhound miles.   

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

[Macanudo 12,975]

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump called ole Marge three names one of his favorite people.  I shudder to think of her reaction to that.

 

I believe the word you are looking for here is "moist."

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump called ole Marge three names one of his favorite people.  I shudder to think of her reaction to that.

 

[Guest Lobo]

"ole' Marjorie Green Toes?   She's fantastic!  Lot of people saying she would make a great running mate.  Lot of people..." 

[RPM 26,318]

20 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

 Does she work for the people of Georgia?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

Wasn’t she kicked out of all her committees?  I don’t think she actually has anything to do in Washington.  

[956 Worldwide 34,704]

52 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wasn’t she kicked out of all her committees?  I don’t think she actually has anything to do in Washington.  

I saw this coming. Getting booted from committees was the best thIng that could happen to her. She’s not interested in legislating, she’s interested in rabble rousing across the country. And she has one more grievance to trot out. 

[PsychMike 1,547]

 

 

[Hmbre97 6,305]

She looks like Barney Rubble a few weeks into hormone therapy.

[Guest Lobo]

If I were Barney, I'd get the operation and totally scissor Betty.  

Wait, what were we talking about?  

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

13 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

She looks like Barney Rubble a few weeks into hormone therapy.

or if Barney was transgender and became Marnie Rubble.

[Underdog 28,584]

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

She looks like Barney Rubble a few weeks into hormone therapy.

Sean Hannity takes offense to this. 

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sean Hannity takes offense to this. 

Barney Rubble and Sean Hannity both have about the same working knowledge of epidemiology and vaccination science.  Not because Barney is a cartoon, but because he's a product of his era.

[bolverk 29,656]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

or if Barney was transgender and became Marnie Rubble.

(posting this with all apologies to troph)

Edited August 24, 2021 by bolverk

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

What an actor. 

[Buzzrock 14,903]

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

Shh… maybe she’ll forget her way home.

[Brisketexan 105,079]

What an actor. 

I literally used that exact line as I was chatting with my wife tonight.

She didn’t get the reference.

Sigh.

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I literally used that exact line as I was chatting with my wife tonight.

She didn’t get the reference.

Sigh.

Such a great movie.

You could give her a hint and tell her that one of his other famous lines was, “I’m Batman.” Or, “220, 221, whatever it takes.”

[Macanudo 12,975]

"220, 221, whatever it takes" is one of my go-to lines.   

Edited August 24, 2021 by Macanudo

[troph 24,781]

On 8/23/2021 at 7:37 PM, bolverk said:

(posting this with all apologies to troph)

I remember that cartoon. Got me thinking lol. It was the bud light ladies night commercials that really brought the awkward. Fuckers didn’t even try.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

 

[hpslugga 4,058]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Only two words come to mind when seeing an ad like that: bewildering inanities

[Horndog 2,228]

2 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Only two words come to mind when seeing an ad like that: bewildering inanities

Bonfire of the Inanities.

[tigol 2,395]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Do they sell hair conditioner in Georgia?  Good grief.

[hpslugga 4,058]

3 minutes ago, tigol said:

Do they sell hair conditioner in Georgia?  Good grief.

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

7 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

would look like a newborn trying to keep its head up

[hpslugga 4,058]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

would look like a newborn trying to keep its head up

^ Except dumber

[BearSchlong 8,083]

She reminds me of my crazy ex wife, who also loves to virtue signal/fellate "patriots".

Ex sent me this along with some threats during our divorce.

She keeps threatening to run for Congress too.

 

Edited September 16, 2021 by BearSchlong

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,100]

Marjorie Eight Toes is so ugly that if you took her to the sea, they would ask what bait you used to catch her with.

 

(I wish Rodney Dangerfield was alive to make fun of her).