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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They already aren’t buying Patagonia

Actually, every Trump supporting douchebag in finance/energy who I know has 3 patagonias.  One vest with their company logo, one long sleeve proper jacket, and one from Daddy.  

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Oh no! They lost the Jackson Hole account!?!? With its bustling population of *checks notes* 11k people!?!? How will Patagonia ever recover???

Well it’s not the locals the resort is sellIng their shit to. 

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Her strategy is actually spot-on.  They probably are about to receive favorable polling on this tomorrow morning.  

But can you pro-Trumpers just admit, that yes---even though it was probably very effective---there's just something a wee bit sad about a sitting member of the United States House of Representatives riding around a cow pasture in a golf cart holding up a half-assed sign about the opposition as the warm-up act to the ramblings of a former elected official?  

Seriously, I get it---you think Biden is not the President.  But c'mon...this is the most effective delivery medium?  Crazed broad in pasture golf cart?

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10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But c'mon...this is the most effective delivery medium?  Crazed broad in pasture golf cart?

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8 hours ago, bolverk said:

Old man shouts under strained breath *cough* "Trump won!"

That's the part that got me.  "Patriot" t-shirt, covid-cough, <wheeze>, weak-assed "Trump won" exclamation.

Jesus, dude.  You're the poster "child" for covid.

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22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Racking up those frequent Greyhound miles.   

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

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10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump called ole Marge three names one of his favorite people.  I shudder to think of her reaction to that.

 

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I believe the word you are looking for here is "moist."

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"ole' Marjorie Green Toes?   She's fantastic!  Lot of people saying she would make a great running mate.  Lot of people..." 

Posted
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

Wasn’t she kicked out of all her committees?  I don’t think she actually has anything to do in Washington.  

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52 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wasn’t she kicked out of all her committees?  I don’t think she actually has anything to do in Washington.  

I saw this coming. Getting booted from committees was the best thIng that could happen to her. She’s not interested in legislating, she’s interested in rabble rousing across the country. And she has one more grievance to trot out. 

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If I were Barney, I'd get the operation and totally scissor Betty.  

Wait, what were we talking about?  

Posted
3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sean Hannity takes offense to this. 

Barney Rubble and Sean Hannity both have about the same working knowledge of epidemiology and vaccination science.  Not because Barney is a cartoon, but because he's a product of his era.

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

or if Barney was transgender and became Marnie Rubble.

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In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

Shh… maybe she’ll forget her way home.
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Posted
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I literally used that exact line as I was chatting with my wife tonight.

She didn’t get the reference.

Sigh.

Such a great movie.

You could give her a hint and tell her that one of his other famous lines was, “I’m Batman.” Or, “220, 221, whatever it takes.”

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On 8/23/2021 at 7:37 PM, bolverk said:

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(posting this with all apologies to troph)

I remember that cartoon. Got me thinking lol. It was the bud light ladies night commercials that really brought the awkward. Fuckers didn’t even try.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, tigol said:

Do they sell hair conditioner in Georgia?  Good grief.

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

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7 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

would look like a newborn trying to keep its head up

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She reminds me of my crazy ex wife, who also loves to virtue signal/fellate "patriots".

Ex sent me this along with some threats during our divorce.

She keeps threatening to run for Congress too.

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