Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Queen Bitch 1692]

I suspect we won’t hear a peep from Marge on this

[Guest Lobo]

i mean, I've heard of grooming young children for sex trafficking, but agreeing to marry them seems a bridge too far even for Southern Republicans.

So there's a pizza restaurant that traffics in baby's blood and pedophilia that is behind all global evil.  But nobody can prove it.  But here's a public bill being debated by duly elected officials on the floor of a major state legislature.  That will tacitly allow grown men to marry child-brides in order to molest them, and it'll all be legal 'cause you can't rape your wife.  I got that about right?  Anything you wanna add, 4Doors?  

Edited April 5, 2022 by Lobo

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

Here's my yearly reminder that MTG openly cheated on her husband with a "tantric sex guru"  before moving on to her gym manager.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html

 

[Beau Vine 54230]

 

[Sbbruin 21853]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

What a fucking cuntface cunt.

[Red Five 40858]

Nothing is really shocking anymore, but that sort of is. Damn. She needs her ass kicked. 

[Guest]

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Take a few seconds today to report that absolutely insane tweet

[jimmyjazz 45953]

I'm no attorney, but it seems she's creeping up on the business end of a libel suit.

[Red Five 40858]

9 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Take a few seconds today to report that absolutely insane tweet

done

[The Royal We 3072]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

21 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Take a few seconds today to report that absolutely insane tweet

good call. just did

[Brisketexan 105139]

14 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

As an amateur geologist, I feel like I need to speak up on behalf of boxes of rocks, who you just insulted by the association.

[Guest Lobo]

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm no attorney, but it seems she's creeping up on the business end of a libel suit.

Yeah, I think a judge would summarily dismiss some politician claiming damages 'cause they were called pro-socialist, or pro-gun, or pro-abortion, or pro-insurrection, or pro-murder...even if by another elected official with a large broadcasting platform.  But I would think once you start getting into like pro-child molestation or pro-serial killer...I think an open minded judge would probably at least take a look at the filing.  

[AUinHsv 579]

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Isn’t Adam’s Ribs the place in Chicago that Hawkeye was wanting to get delivery from for the 4077?

Correct - and then forgot to order coleslaw with them

[RDCanecutter 26443]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

As an amateur geologist, I feel like I need to speak up on behalf of boxes of rocks, who you just insulted by the association.

Yeah, stones have been useful to the human race since our earliest days. As for MTG, in some more enlightened future time maybe there will be a syndrome named after her.

[Macanudo 12978]

6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yeah, stones have been useful to the human race since our earliest days. As for MTG, in some more enlightened future time maybe there will be a syndrome named after her.

Or a new STD.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Or a new STD.

[RPM 26321]

8 hours ago, AUinHsv said:

Correct - and then forgot to order coleslaw with them

How do you forget the coleslaw?

Edited April 6, 2022 by RPM

[Queen Bitch 1692]

She is deeply, deeply unwell. Report this tweet too, thanks 

[AUinHsv 579]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

How do you forget the coleslaw?

sorry - we were drafted

[grazinhorn 472]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

5 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She is deeply, deeply unwell. Report this tweet too, thanks 

Reported.  She needs to be kicked out of Congress.  She is awful.

[South Austin 52504]

28 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Reported.  She needs to be kicked out of Congress.  She is awful.

Agree. But she won’t get kicked out of Congress. She’ll get re-elected, probably by a comfortable margin.

[Macanudo 12978]

52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Agree. But she won’t get kicked out of Congress. She’ll get re-elected, probably by a comfortable margin.

And when Trump triumphantly returns to the Oval Office after the 2024 election, ladies and gentleman, give it up for your next Speaker of the House!

[hpslugga 4058]

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She is deeply, deeply unwell. Report this tweet too, thanks 

I mean this came from an airhead whose party in Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that effectively eliminates the age requirement of marriage.

 

[RDCanecutter 26443]

2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

I mean this came from an airhead whose party in Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that effectively eliminates the age requirement of marriage.

 

Soon you won't find a creeper van at any price in Tennessee.

[safe sex 11727]

Tweet is still up, womp womp

[Native Horn 3504]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Soon you won't find a creeper van at any price in Tennessee.

Well to be fair, creeper vans will no longer be necessary in Tennessee.  

[Foosters 17856]

6 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Tweet is still up, womp womp

Thanks Elon

[SKJ 1311]

I can't figure Elon out at all. 

How is he becoming the great right wing hope?

[crash_davis 23113]

2 minutes ago, SKJ said:

I can't figure Elon out at all. 

How is he becoming the great right wing hope?

Elon spent $3B so that he can stop that teenager from tweeting about his flights. 

[Foosters 17856]

39 minutes ago, SKJ said:

I can't figure Elon out at all. 

How is he becoming the great right wing hope?

Because if he wasn't a billionaire, he'd be on 4-chan owning libs by sharing misogynistic and racist memes

[TexasEd 8067]

On 3/27/2022 at 11:53 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

The modern GOP is just professional wrestling but only the hype videos and callouts. 

What? Their rallies have cage matches,

ladder matches, 

Rope matches,

death matches, 

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

48 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Because if he wasn't a billionaire, he'd be on 4-chan owning libs by sharing misogynistic and racist memes

you can take the boy out of South Africa, but you can't take the South Africa out of the boy.

[C-Man 27227]

On 3/8/2022 at 3:02 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Oh, she's vaxxed alright. She might not be boosted but she's definitely had the first two shots. Remember her old "that question violates my HIPAA" shit from last year?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Reported.  She needs to be kicked out of Congress.  She is awful.

Well, @fattyflattie, we know what a POS you are for supporting ole Marge.  Idiot.

[fattyflattie 4639]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well, @fattyflattie, we know what a POS you are for supporting ole Marge.  Idiot.

No. I’m just catching up your neg spree from last night.  

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m just catching up your neg spree from last night.  

You got negged for saying W was a better President than Obama and all the other idiotic arguments you were making in the Ukraine War thread.  You are a complete cunt to whine about it.  Reported.  Then again, with your shitty takes, wouldn’t be surprised to find out you support Ole Marge.

[fattyflattie 4639]

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You got negged for saying W was a better President than Obama and all the other idiotic arguments you were making in the Ukraine War thread.  You are a complete cunt to whine about it.  Reported.  Then again, with your shitty takes, wouldn’t be surprised to find out you support Ole Marge.

You hit me 5 or 6 times, which you know.  Usually when someone calls me an idiot, its someone intelligent enough that I can shrug my shoulders and accept it.  But from you, it actually stung a bit. 

[Sawbonz 27562]

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well, @fattyflattie, we know what a POS you are for supporting ole Marge.  Idiot.

 

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m just catching up your neg spree from last night.  

 

 

[Pancho 44803]

Need more of this:

 

[Sawbonz 27562]

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Need more of this:

 

I like it. But the gratuitous “forthwith” at the end had me thinking

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I like it. But the gratuitous “forthwith” at the end had me thinking

 

Winthorpe or Bateman/Yale Thing gifs will suffice for most of these guys.

*checks Wikipedia*

Like oh, sure, Raskin went to Harvard.

Edited April 6, 2022 by TheStoicPaisano

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

 

Edited April 6, 2022 by Dr. Teeth

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Something big must be coming out if we are getting all these distractions

 

[TexasEd 8067]

 

She is confusing me, isn't this one of her best friends?

[Satchel 6938]

12 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

She is confusing me, isn't this one of her best friends?

I can’t decide if she looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz or a female equine animal.

[SKJ 1311]

3 hours ago, TexasEd said:

 

She is confusing me, isn't this one of her best friends?

This guys' shoulder pads are way wider than his shoulders.  He's such a narrow little bitch

[Whitewater Horn 968]

Maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention. Is anyone actually pro pedophile, or is that a blanket statement regarding anyone not a part of the GQP tribe?