Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Satchel 6,949]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Had no idea either. Here's the family photo on her .gov website.

Honestly, I’ve seen worse. Say hi Huckaees.

[Red Five 40,895]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Of course the husband has a goatee

I know that guy. There's a bunch of him. He also drives a really big truck and takes lots of selfies inside of it. 

[Macanudo 13,012]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Still, though, and more importantly than the "pro-tip." I don't know is a credibility shredder, particularly as the questions become more incriminating and the likelihood of not knowing increases.

Juries are excellent at sniffing that out, as are most judges.

74,000,000 people voted for Trump.   Forgive me if I don't have faith in the American legal system.

[Foosters 17,887]

I've heard that she stinks. That she literally smells like sulfur.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,224]

6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

She will play the victim after today to record fundraising. This is not perfect for her but she can easily use this whole day to her advantage. 

Surely the dumbass rubes have to run out of money at some point.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,224]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Of course the husband has a goatee

At least he took off the Oakleys and camo / MAGA hat for the picture.

[Chooky 13,319]

18 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I've heard that she stinks. That she literally smells like sulfur.

I saw her and Principal Skinner in the closet making babies and then she ate the baby and the baby looked at me. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And, you can always start adding adjectives.  Flapping.  Gaping.  Suppurating, or oozing if you want to be crude.

Ditchpig.

The word y’all are looking for is ditchpig.

[jimmyjazz 46,130]

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ditchpig.

The word y’all are looking for is ditchpig.

Close cousin of the

[mchookem 16,385]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Close cousin of the

except they^ most assuredly have more honor and integrity

[Chooky 13,319]

Ditchpig has just been officially added to my permanent lexicon. My phone even tried to correct it and i said no, phone, you will recognize it and like it. If someone asks, I will give general credit to protect the innocent. "I learned it from some judgy Alabama wine moms with the nice calves."

[Chooky 13,319]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Close cousin of the

Lot lizard? Cab stab? 

[tchookem 3,906]

"I learned it from some judgy Alabama wine moms with the nice calves."

Wait, what did I miss?

[Sawbonz 27,588]

Did this bitch really just sit there with I don’t remember over and over and the attorney had no clips or tweets loaded to jog her memory?

[Chooky 13,319]

28 minutes ago, tchookem said:

 

 

Wait, what did I miss?

 

I heard that term applied to specific supporters of Beto. Or something.

[RDCanecutter 26,472]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I know that guy. There's a bunch of him. He also drives a really big clean truck and takes lots of selfies inside of it. 

Truck must be big and clean.

[Beau Vine 54,428]

 

[Underdog 28,773]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She’s a traitor to this country 

And a coward.  How many times has she backtracked from one of her blowhard comments/tirades?  
 

Loved the Pelosi bit where she didn’t remember and Counsel was about to cue up some exhibit and then all of a sudden she chimed up as about.  A true coward any other Republican/Trumplican. 

[Underdog 28,773]

“I don’t condone violence…” 

Lyin’ Cunt. 

 

[Underdog 28,773]

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Had no idea either. Here's the family photo on her .gov website.

Three different daddys? 

[Underdog 28,773]

Jenna Ellis?  The Jenna Rudy farted on me Ellis, that Jenna Ellis?

She's a cunt. 

 

[Sawbonz 27,588]

So is that it? Is she done testifying? That attorney didn’t really seem to roast her like I expected. Where are all the exhibits showing her tweets and videos?

[jimmyjazz 46,130]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Three different daddys? 

More likely parthenogenesis.

[Pods 7,586]

38 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

So is that it? Is she done testifying? That attorney didn’t really seem to roast her like I expected. Where are all the exhibits showing her tweets and videos?

It was a farce. There wasn't any discovery, depositions, or witnesses.

Petitioner was reduced to submitting copies of stuff they downloaded off CNN, Youtube and Facebook. He showed them, MTG attacked them as biased sources, or of being edited to make her look worse, usually without answering the question. Judge told the Petitioner to move on.

 

[Red Five 40,895]

Maybe they should have showed the above video where she says she is planning the events of January 6th and that she won't let Biden win. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Posters on this thread would do a better job presenting the evidence and questioning her.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,553]

16 hours ago, Red Five said:

I know that guy. There's a bunch of him. He also drives a really big truck and takes lots of selfies inside of it. 

Reporting live, from the comments section…

[Fastbreak 3,992]

All this shit was teed up for the Dems and they still fuck it up. They have a 10 shot lead on 18 and hit 7 drives in the water.

[Underdog 28,773]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

More likely parthenogenesis.

You’re gonna make me google parthenogenesis, aren’t you? 

[jimmyjazz 46,130]

Just now, Underdog said:

You’re gonna make me google parthenogenesis, aren’t you? 

Asexual virgin birth.  (Not sure if that's wholly correct, I'm no biologist -- basically birth without breeding.)

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Ditchpig has just been officially added to my permanent lexicon. My phone even tried to correct it and i said no, phone, you will recognize it and like it. If someone asks, I will give general credit to protect the innocent. "I learned it from some judgy Alabama wine moms with the nice calves."

lol

I don’t drink but I do have nice calves and I am judgy as fuck.

[Jack Straw 2,954]

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She’s a traitor to this country 

along with about 74 million other folks

[Chad Fuck 17,773]

Man, someone should've sent those lawyers the link to this thread.  It'd make their arguments for them.

[Underdog 28,773]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

I don’t drink but I do have nice calves and I am judgy as fuck.

Rules...  You know the routine. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Do you look like this?



Or this?



No?

Then you don’t get to see my calves.

[TwiceHorn 31,535]

8 hours ago, Pods said:

It was a farce. There wasn't any discovery, depositions, or witnesses.

Petitioner was reduced to submitting copies of stuff they downloaded off CNN, Youtube and Facebook. He showed them, MTG attacked them as biased sources, or of being edited to make her look worse, usually without answering the question. Judge told the Petitioner to move on.

 

To be fair, it was a preliminary injunction hearing in a case she filed against the state proceeding before the Georgia Secretary of State.

By nature, there tends not to be much or any discovery on those.  And, I'm not sure that whether she "engaged in insurrection or rebellion" within the meaning of the 14th Amendment was really "teed up" as an issue.

The issues were more likely something pertaining to the authority of the Georgia Secretary of State to determine the eligibility of a candidate, which is generally "plenary."  That is, does Ga. SOS have the authority to make that determination, or to make it on the 14th Amendment ground.

While it probably wasn't strictly legally necessary to determine those questions, a little bit about her activities was probably on point, and she probably tried to make a self-serving denial of same, opening herself to cross-examination.

[DDD Dad 14,351]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Do you look like this?



Or this?



No?

Then you don’t get to see my calves.

That's a pretty short list.  You wear long pants all the time?

[Underdog 28,773]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Do you look like this?



Or this?



No?

Then you don’t get to see my calves.

 

 

[Chooky 13,319]

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

That's a pretty short list. 

She admitted to being judgy as fuck.

[MissingInAction 25,183]

On 4/22/2022 at 6:13 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Close cousin of the

Applebee's parking lot?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,238]

Dems are pathetically weak. 

[South Austin 52,601]

The Dems would lose to Kansas.

[Underdog 28,773]

Or St. Peter's. 

[Matuka 1,315]

or ACU

[Brisketexan 105,334]

Or the Washington Generals.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,559]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Or the Washington Generals.

Sorry, but I can’t resist any excuse to use this Simpson’s clip.

 

 

[MissingInAction 25,183]

Or trump... oh wait..

[TheStoicPaisano 9,939]

Or 1916 Cumberland.

In pop culture news:

 

[grazinhorn 472]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Or 1916 Cumberland.

In pop culture news:

 

Didn't realize MGT had so much facial hair

[Underdog 28,773]

Is that the same outfit she wore on the stand on Friday(assuming TT Show was another day)?