Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[jimmyjazz 45,557]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

That would explain just about everything. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

[TexasEd 8,064]

On 5/29/2022 at 5:28 PM, Bama Chick said:

Help
 

 

“Peach Tree Dish”?

Is that some fancy Buckhead eatery?

 

This one is awesome because of peach-tree dish but you guys missed the chef's kiss of 

"Babble-movements"  the guy behind the camera even cracked up when he heard it.

[Red Five 40,661]

Peach tree dish sounds like something Pauly Walnuts would have said.

[Fastbreak 3,959]

I think she’s right. The government is bad and we need to get rid of all of them. Starting with her.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,061]

22 hours ago, Red Five said:

Peach tree dish sounds like something Pauly Walnuts would have said.

She makes Paulie look like a Rhodes Scholar. 

[Scheiss Meister 8,399]

She doesn't understand that she is part of the government, does she? 

Peach Tree Dish and the Babble Movements will be the next big Maga friendly fake country band, no doubt.

[956 Worldwide 34,440]

5 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

She doesn't understand that she is part of the government, does she? 

Peach Tree Dish and the Babble Movements will be the next big Maga friendly fake country band, no doubt.

The modern GOP is both incapable and uninterested in governing. They are really in their element as permanent opposition, which was evident with DJT in office— most of his energy was directed at attacking the institutions he controlled. This is why the concept of the “deep state” (which is just a rehash of “obstructionist bureaucrats” with a dash of conspiracy) exists. Once they become “the government” they have to have a second, imaginary government to be in opposition to. 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

My favorite part is when she says Christian Nationalism will take care of the debt problem….checks notes….oh you mean the one Biden is already reducing in record amounts?

 

[Dr. Teeth 5,832]

These idiots are telegraphing their next moves and everyone is worried about higher gas prices being the worst thing a President can do. We are fucked beyond recognition. 

[Beau Vine 54,001]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

My favorite part is when she says Christian Nationalism will take care of the debt problem….checks notes….oh you mean the one Biden is already reducing in record amounts?

 

[elfenix 34,171]

marjorie admitting that she's a domestic terrorist was not on my bingo card today

[atomheartbevo 89,428]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

A bunch of people like Boebert, MTG, etc., bitch about "Americans" not having enough kids, etc., but very few of them will actually walk the walk and turn their vaginas into a decades-long maternity ward.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

A bunch of people like Boebert, MTG, etc., bitch about "Americans" not having enough kids, etc., but very few of them will actually walk the walk and turn their vaginas into a decades-long maternity ward. pedophile factory

fify

[chainsaw 9,838]

Only way to pay for a family that size is some cartel-scale shit. Maybe laundered through a church.

[Brandywine 1,313]

On 6/3/2022 at 11:35 AM, Neonmoon said:

My favorite part is when she says Christian Nationalism will take care of the debt problem….checks notes….oh you mean the one Biden is already reducing in record amounts?

 

Oh, you mean the modern day Nazi Party, MTG? This all is scary to me. Our country has been here before back in the 30’s. 

[SKJ 1,305]

On 6/3/2022 at 11:35 AM, Neonmoon said:

My favorite part is when she says Christian Nationalism will take care of the debt problem….checks notes….oh you mean the one Biden is already reducing in record amounts?

 

Coming from a bitch that has had an affair,  and who's husband has exposed himself to minors...

Seems like she should've been stoned to death,  according to her beliefs

[C-Man 27,052]

Coming from a bitch that has had an affair,  and who's husband has exposed himself to minors...
Seems like she should've been stoned to death,  according to her beliefs

Not that it matters, but it’s Boebert’s husband who exposed himself to minors. (If I I missed a MTG husband exposing himself story, please LMK.

[South Austin 52,144]

I believe MTG’s husband exposed himself to a blind person.

[SKJ 1,305]

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Not that it matters, but it’s Boebert’s husband who exposed himself to minors. (If I I missed a MTG husband exposing himself story, please LMK.

Yeah,  you're right... I think I just kind of combine them in my head since they're just two half humans

[Red Five 40,661]

They are like the Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman of nutjob cunts. 

[brakeman 28,239]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

petri dish.

[Pods 7,528]

Petrie Dish

 

[ConferenceRoom 6,130]

Petrie Dish
 

I requested this in my brain and you came through.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,344]

Words. Fail.

 

 

[4th&Five 41,460]

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

On 6/5/2022 at 3:33 AM, South Austin said:

I believe MTG’s husband exposed himself to a blind person.

Mopery.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Words. Fail.

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45,557]

She harassed the kid for city blocks, and she wants to know why he won't meet with her?

I'm sure the peanut gallery is howling in approval.  What a fucking waste of a human being she is.

[Blotto 23,434]

Hoggs reply is sensible, and you dont ever win by rolling around in the mud with cretins like MTG. That being said, I would have replied:

"My apologies. I just assumed your schedule and b-hole would already be jam-packed as you meet with gym managers and tantric sex gurus."

Probably also why I wouldnt make it long in politics. 

Edited June 6, 2022 by Blotto

[RDCanecutter 26,268]

12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Hoggs reply is sensible, and you dont ever win by rolling around in the mud with cretins like MTG. That being said, I would have replied:

"My apologies. I just assumed your schedule and b-hole would already be jam-packed as you meet with gym managers and tantric sex gurus."

Probably also why I wouldnt make it long in politics. 

I'd be that guy who covers his car in your bumper stickers.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd be that guy who covers his car in your bumper stickers.

Blotto2024: Fuck Your Feelings.

[DDD Dad 14,251]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Oh good fucking grief

[SydneyCarton 47,876]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh good fucking grief
 

Jesus, this fucking shithead is going to find a way to get elected to office, isn't he?

[956 Worldwide 34,440]

21 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh good fucking grief
 

This has to create some sort of singularity or event horizon. 

[Red Five 40,661]

I bet she smells like sulfur. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This has to create some sort of singularity or event horizon. 

my body is ready for either. this status quo bullshit is getting old

[threesheets 1,652]

Hiring gay white supremacists to own the libs.

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

People like Milo and Laura Loomer are totally unemployable and going broke, which leaves the halls of Congress as their only career options. 

Sadly, they'll both be there soon enough.

Edited June 6, 2022 by Queen Bitch

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

Just now, Queen Bitch said:

People like Milo and Laura Loomer are totally unemployable and going broke, which leaves the halls of Congress in DC as their only career options. 

Sadly, they'll both be there soon enough.

pretty sure Milo isn't a citizen, but I'm sure the GOP will change that law soon

[Blotto 23,434]

Its hard to keep track of all the right wing nut jobs, but this was only a few years ago:

 This guy was booted from CPAC for fucks sake. 

[SydneyCarton 47,876]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Its hard to keep track of all the right wing nut jobs, but this was only a few years ago:

 This guy was booted from CPAC for fucks sake. 

So...she's hired an advocate of grooming?

[Blotto 23,434]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So...she's hired an advocate of grooming?

EX-advocate. He found him some jesus, lost the gayness, and is now a model of GQP virtues. Its quite the feel good story. 

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The 36-year-old British political commentator, whose speeches and writings often ridicule political correctness, social justice and feminism, declared himself no longer gay and “sodomy free,” he told LifeSite in an interview.

 

Edited June 6, 2022 by Blotto

[Bama Chick 28,596]

“Sodomy free”

BRB going to change my Tinder bio.

[Sbbruin 21,733]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Its hard to keep track of all the right wing nut jobs, but this was only a few years ago:

 This guy was booted from CPAC for fucks sake. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,344]

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

She harassed the kid for city blocks, and she wants to know why he won't meet with her?

I'm sure the peanut gallery is howling in approval.  What a fucking waste of a human being she is.

You know her father must have had a satisfied smile on his face when he experienced the orgasm that released the sperm that resulted in her birth.  I wonder if he'd like a do over. 

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[speed817 19,113]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

She's got nothing else to do lol

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16 hours ago, Blotto said:

Its hard to keep track of all the right wing nut jobs, but this was only a few years ago:

 This guy was booted from CPAC for fucks sake. 

I don’t know why he was booted, to be perfectly honest. He checks every box their speakers need

-Weird personal life

-Never said anything worth a shit in his professional life

-Never did anything worth a shit in his professional life

-Entire impression of his “purpose” is to string together a bunch of words in arrangements that have no objective other than to “piss off the libs.”

Who among CPAC speakers does NOT fit that description?