Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[TexArcher 39,072]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

oh. 

Honey, you dressed like a hooker to go to the State of the Union.

[mdmost 44,040]

She dressed like a snow monkey for the SotU. 

[TexArcher 39,072]

A snow monkey hooker.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,587]

50 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Honey, you dressed like a hooker to go to the State of the Union.

Why good sir, that is an insult! An insult to hookers everywhere! How dare you besmirch the good names of women just trying to make a buck by comparing them to Three Toed Monty over there! 

[AnTiM 1,695]

40 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Why good sir, that is an insult! An insult to hookers everywhere! How dare you besmirch the good names of women just trying to make a buck by comparing them to Three Toed Monty over there! 

And what about the insult to the poor snow monkeys?  Someone please get the SPCA on board against this wacko bitch.

[Underdog 29,187]

9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

texans wishing texas was more like florida.  yikes.

any of you are welcome to move your families out west to stay in my guest house.

now all i need is a new pad with a big ass guest house.

You may have missed out on this one..

https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/mark-wahlberg-profit-beverly-hills-mansion-975522-20230221

[NWBuck 8,629]

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

A snow monkey hooker.

There are other kinds?

[Al Czervik 1,261]

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

And what about the insult to the poor snow monkeys?  Someone please get the SPCA on board against this wacko bitch.

Dilley Texas will not stand for this reprehensible comparison to its fine resident population. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

23 hours ago, bolverk said:

Who are our resident Libertarians? Are they down with this too?

 

dehydrated urine yellow seems like a good color for them

23 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Libertarian Party in NH has been off the meds for a while. 
 

 

JFC. just wow. it's not often I am surprised by something on the internet, but today is that day (even it's "parody" or meant to be a joke, that's still a fucked up thing to say).

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

47 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

There are other kinds?

Of hookers?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,916]

Her sole source of political power, if you can call it that, comes from tired, predictable outrage over nutty non-starters that gets clicks and eyeballs.

She’s laughing all the way to crazy. 

[mdmost 44,040]

33 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dehydrated urine yellow seems like a good color for them

JFC. just wow. it's not often I am surprised by something on the internet, but today is that day (even it's "parody" or meant to be a joke, that's still a fucked up thing to say).

Yeah but they're libertarians. They're a national joke. So of course they adopt the edge lord persona. You know, for the lolz. 

[Sawbonz 28,220]

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Dilley Texas will not stand for this reprehensible comparison to its fine resident population. 

[Sbbruin 22,143]

15 hours ago, Satchel said:

It’s hard to wrap your brain around Texas having a link on a board where this kind of thinking is mainstream:

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/mtg-trending-with-her-nationaldivorce-tweet/106974427/

oh dear lord there's this thread

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/is-mtg-sexy/106985409/

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

JFC, their taste in women is offensive as their political opinions. 

[Gatorubet 30,717]

9 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m actually kind of in favor of establishing a separate place where MTG can be Secretary of State and everyone can eat horse medicine and do Crossfits and whatever else. 
 

Florida, inland Georgia,  S.C., Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Southern Ohio, West Virginia sounds right. I’d even gift them Texas behind the Pine Curtain and the hilly parts of NC and Virginia.  Maybe on the condition that Atlanta and New Orleans are free zones. 

I am generally with you, but I propose South of I -10 and West of the Mississippi River (stopping before Lake Charles) as the free zone.   Far too much good Cajun cuisine to write off.

[Gatorubet 30,717]

36 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

oh dear lord there's this thread

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/is-mtg-sexy/106985409/

[Sbbruin 22,143]

9 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m actually kind of in favor of establishing a separate place where MTG can be Secretary of State and everyone can eat horse medicine and do Crossfits and whatever else. 
 

Florida, inland Georgia,  S.C., Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Southern Ohio, West Virginia sounds right. I’d even gift them Texas behind the Pine Curtain and the hilly parts of NC and Virginia.  Maybe on the condition that Atlanta and New Orleans are free zones. 

Maybe we just gotta get Bugs a bigger saw.

[Satchel 6,982]

MTG Is a narcissist, just like man baby and Katari. They look for ways to draw attention to themselves.

[jimmyjazz 47,197]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, their taste in women is offensive as their political opinions. 

[Underdog 29,187]

She looks the type that eats scrambled egg shells for breakfast, throws away the good stuff. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,730]

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

List-eater was such a great story.  for those that do not know: https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

Edited February 21, 2023 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Willfully Horn 8,263]

 New Stonekettle essay in the station.

 

“I'll spare you the Neville Chamberlain analogy and simply point out the staggering irony of presidential candidates, who themselves continue to engage in open insurrection, cheering on a reborn Russian Empire while at the same time suggesting the literal dismantling of the United States. 

And not only do Republicans see this as a legitimate political position, they consider it patriotism.

We live in dangerous times.”

https://www.stonekettle.com/2023/02/piss-and-vinegar.html?m=1

 

Yeah, this is the right thread for this link.

[956 Worldwide 35,594]

I challenge anyone to find something dumber on the internet, from using “alleviate” improperly to the gibberish at the end. 
 

 

[TexasHooch 5,196]

She's so fucking simple.  

Lost in all the rhetoric is the fact that she's really only saying she wants to go back (way back) to a bare bones federal government.  It's not a "divorce" at all, but more of an open marriage (admittedly a concept she knows a lot more about than me).  Red and blue states will still share a house to shelter and protect them, they'll just get rid of the joint bank accounts and vow not to meddle in each other's personal affairs.  

There's actually a way to articulate that sentiment that doesn't set the internet on fire, but when the real goal is attention, what's the point in that?

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

She's so fucking simple.  

Lost in all the rhetoric is the fact that she's really only saying she wants to go back (way back) to a bare bones federal government.  It's not a "divorce" at all, but more of an open marriage (admittedly a concept she knows a lot more about than me).  Red and blue states will still share a house to shelter and protect them, they'll just get rid of the joint bank accounts and vow not to meddle in each other's personal affairs.  

There's actually a way to articulate that sentiment that doesn't set the internet on fire, but when the real goal is attention, what's the point in that?

 

So we'd be The States of America? Go TSA! Dumb

Edited February 21, 2023 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Satchel 6,982]

36 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I challenge anyone to find something dumber on the internet, from using “alleviate” improperly to the gibberish at the end. 
 

 

She should be given a chew toy and left to play in the corner by herself.

[bolverk 30,323]

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

So we'd be The States of America? Go TSA! Dumb

More like a looser confederation of states, so something along the lines of the Confederated States of America. Huh? Where have I heard that before?

[atomheartbevo 90,647]

41 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I challenge anyone to find something dumber on the internet, from using “alleviate” improperly to the gibberish at the end. 

The whole thing is amazing:

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We would immediately alleviate the need for departments like the Department of Education. States would have full control of their public education. Education would look different all over the country. In red states, there would be varying degrees of more traditional public education, charter schools, homeschooling, technical training, and college and universities. Red states would likely ban all gender lies and confusing theories, Drag Queen story times, and LGBTQ indoctrinating teachers, and China’s money and influence in our education while blue states could have government controlled gender transition schools.

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Red state schools would bring back prayer in school and require every student to stand for the national anthem and pledge of allegiance while blue states would likely eliminate the anthem and pledge all together and replace them with anthems and pledges to identity ideologies like the Trans flag and BLM. Perhaps some blue states would even likely have government funded Antifa communists training schools. I mean elected Democrats already support Antifa, so why not.

This dumb fucking idiot doesn't realize there is already prayer in school - my kids get a moment of silence to pray or plan Minecraft to Pokemon shit every morning.  If her kids aren't praying, it's not because they don't have the chance.

But yeah, let's get that religion in there.  Hell, Texas's largest religion is Catholicism.  Let's see how that goes.

[atomheartbevo 90,647]

Holy shit, that's one helluva fever dream she is having

Good luck drinking water out of the tap/

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Red states would throw out all Environmental Social Governance regulations and requirements on corporations and businesses. Companies would no longer have to meet ESG scoring measures on anything from hiring to work culture to products. In red states companies could hire based on work related qualifications not identity and return their focus on their customers, once again going back to real customer service and treating the customer like the king.

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Blue states would likely enforce ESG and require identity to mandate everything perhaps even what customers are allowed to consume based on their identity. We already saw Democrats give life saving monoclonal antibodies to people of color before white people during covid.

So COVID was a thing?  And those life-saving monoclonal antibodies the Qanon nuts were afraid worked?

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Imagine if America decided to just go ahead and have a national divorce. Hollywood elites and celebrities and all the brainwashed leftists women who watch the nasty women on the View, men who identify as women, and Democrat voters who suffer from the lifelong debilitating disease Trump Derangement Syndrome they caught from CNN wouldn’t have to see much less tolerate deplorables anymore.

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They could live in their safe space blue states, own nothing, let their government decide and control everything, and most importantly protect their fragile minds from being shocked and insulted by those of us on the right who believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Then Americans could choose which way, left or right, provides them with the best quality of life, and we don’t have to argue with one another anymore. I am starting to feel like it’s the right thing to do for everyone.

So a person who talks about small government wants tens of millions of Americans to just up and move because they disagree politically with somebody.

What a fucking snowflake.

Also, she's either on something, or she's making a play for McCarthy's seat, and is trying to pull in the Gaetz/Boebert crowd.

 

[Bullneck 19,523]

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

You're a Hitby sock?

[Bullneck 19,523]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

List-eater was such a great story.  for those that do not know: https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

"It was the final game of the 2004 NCAA Division I FBS football season for each team and resulted in a 38–7 Tennessee victory."

[tx 3 putt 78,677]

😂😂😂😂

[Sawbonz 28,220]

33 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You're a Hitby sock?

Aren’t we all?

[mchookem 16,765]

😳

so she literally lost her mind then? cool.

 

 

[Brisketexan 106,898]

so she literally lost her mind then? cool.
 
 

She’s a psychopath…and the literal standard bearer for the GQP. It’s a party of fucking psychopaths.

[TexasHooch 5,196]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

She’s a psychopath…and the literal standard bearer for the GQP. It’s a party of fucking psychopaths.

I don't think she's a psychopath, at least not clinically.  I think she's the poster child for Hanlon's razor.

[Bullneck 19,523]

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

Isn't Georgia a blue state?

[TexasHooch 5,196]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Isn't Georgia a blue state?

Forget it, she's rolling.

Seriously though, in her fantasy scenario, it's more about which party controls the state.

 

Edited February 22, 2023 by TexasHooch

[tx 3 putt 78,677]

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She’s a psychopath…and the literal standard bearer for the GQP. It’s a party of fucking psychopaths.

My theory, it’s hit her that’s she’s not good looking enough to be trump’s vp……….soooooo she’s going extreme right 

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

Every once in a while in between the outrageously stupid shit she says I remember the Buttercream Dream lives in her district. 

 

[Beau Vine 55,865]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Every once in a while in between the outrageously stupid shit she says I remember the Buttercream Dream lives in her district. 

 

SKEE!!!

[atomheartbevo 90,647]

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

My theory, it’s hit her that’s she’s not good looking enough to be trump’s vp……….soooooo she’s going extreme right 

This is very possible and a very good scenario.  That has to scare the shit out of her, as she watches Georgia turn blue, and realizes on some level, even if not consciously, that she can only hang on to his coattails for so long.

She's got a panic attack going on over twitter with this stuff.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

Given the dumbing down of education in Red States, no kid graduating from there will be able to get into a decent college or be employable.  This cunt has gone round the twist.  She is a treasonous twat.

[henrygandorf 29,225]

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I challenge anyone to find something dumber on the internet, from using “alleviate” improperly to the gibberish at the end. 
 

 

holy shit this is the beginning of a 15+ tweet manifesto.

no way i'm going to read it all, but it exists.

[TexasHooch 5,196]

Yep.  Her grand manifesto in a fucking tweet thread.  Ted Kaczynski was nuts too, but at least he took the trouble of writing 35,000 words of detail.

Edited February 22, 2023 by TexasHooch

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

 

 

[henrygandorf 29,225]

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

a right wing parody account influencer will be a legitimate presidential contender in the next 20 years.

[henrygandorf 29,225]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

Don’t the states already have all the power over their elections and law enforcement?