Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[aggie08 21531]

I'm not even one to exercise shame. Whatever gets you off your ass, fucking go for it. If CrossFit is your jam, you do you.

 ...but, if you're going to post a workout video with the obvious implication that you're an "unstoppable" bad ass, better dig a little deeper than air squats.

[Neonmoon 38130]

I’m not into CrossFit. Is that a special CrossFit push-up?

[YGIFS 19452]

On 2/20/2023 at 8:29 PM, lemonlime said:

She does realize that she'd be living in the "blue" country in the divorce, right?   No, no she doesn't.

You're absolute lack of will and embrace of cunt-ness will be studied for decades.  let the grownups take care of the garbage and you can bring us snacks

[Woland 749]

People are being mean to MTG.

 

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“I was attacked in a restaurant tonight by an insane women and screamed at by her adult son,” Greene said in a tweet. “They had no respect for the restaurant or the staff or the other people dining or people like me who simply have different political views.”

 

[mdmost 43050]

Yeah, that had to be shocking for her. She's such a fan of proper decorum when people from the other political party are working. 

[Guest]

There's different political views and then there is the treason of a sitting member of Congress saying we need a national divorce, screaming at school shooting survivors, backing election fraud claims from a twice-impeached president, being a Q-anon believer, and a 9/11 conspiracy theorist.

You've gone way beyond "different political views."

[jimmyjazz 46130]

Edited February 28, 2023 by jimmyjazz

[Guest]

 

[YGIFS 19452]

13 minutes ago, Woland said:

People are being mean to MTG.

 

 

Do we even know the restaurant's "No Shirt.  No Shoes.  What the fuck are Those?" policy?  Could have just been a grave misunderstanding.

[956 Worldwide 34772]

21 minutes ago, Woland said:

People are being mean to MTG.

 

 

I have a constitutional horror of loud public disputes and a deep discomfort with the devolving standards of public behavior and respect for institutions. 
 

MTG is a reason that it’s happening and is such a cancer that she’s the exception. People who behave like she does should never feel comfortable in public. 

[smuggs 9353]

I can't help but imagine her garage smells of sweat, farts, gasoline and medium dark roast.

I guess that means we have something in common, though. 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

26 minutes ago, Woland said:

People are being mean to MTG.

 

 

 

and

 

at a guy who simply has different political views, with no respect to the others around her. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

35 minutes ago, Woland said:

People are being mean to MTG.

 

 

Every accusation, part eleventy billion. 

[YGIFS 19452]

Look, I'm not saying we had anything to do with Kyle Rittenhouse's Texas rally canceled earlier this year.  Or that earlier in her term, Marjorie Taylor Greene was forced to respond to her overuse of the word "retarded" to the Special Olympics by some phone conversations we had.  

But what I am saying that is none of you should call 202-225-5211 and claim that other people with Down Syndrome have also been harassed at area Applebee's as was Congresswoman Greene.  Maybe it was a Chili's.  Maybe it was an area Cheesecake Factory.  But what will not stand in America, is people with mental handicaps like Representative Greene, being harassed in fine dining establishments such as those.  We will call for sweeping media coverage and investigations.  The mistreatment in restaurants of the mentally retarded will not be tolerated.  Please call MTG's office and voice your support.  

[Chad Fuck 17777]

Look, I'm not saying we had anything to do with Kyle Rittenhouse's Texas rally canceled earlier this year.  Or that earlier in her term, Marjorie Taylor Greene was forced to respond to her overuse of the word "retarded" to the Special Olympics by some phone conversations we had.  
But what I am saying that is none of you should call 202-225-5211 and claim that other people with Down Syndrome have also been harassed at area Applebee's as was Congresswoman Greene.  Maybe it was a Chili's.  Maybe it was an area Cheesecake Factory.  But what will not stand in America, is people with mental handicaps like Representative Greene, being harassed in fine dining establishments such as those.  We will call for sweeping media coverage and investigations.  The mistreatment in restaurants of the mentally retarded will not be tolerated.  Please call MTG's office and voice your support.  

Honestly, I’m kinda surprised that it hasn’t made the internet rounds about the frequency with which her office is called by people who think she has Down syndrome. Seems like the kind of thing that might slip from an exhausted staffer to a reporter over drinks at the local Applebees. They probably don’t say anything just out of respect for people with that particular affliction.

[crash_davis 23115]

best comment on Reddit. 

She's got summer toes. Some are here, some are there...

Edited February 28, 2023 by crash_davis

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Wee wee wee piggie and no roast beef piggie bounced.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

On 2/26/2023 at 6:43 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I know any orthopedic surgeons are smiling at the amount of shock that puts on the shoulder and elbow joints over and over. 

Given that elected officials have healthcare on the taxpayer dime, I'd rather get more mileage and impact instead of a repetitive motion injury. Perhaps a run-in with a toppling plate rack or a treadmill that projectile vaults runners into said plate rack or something.

[Red Five 40895]

Always funny to see someone who operates 100% of the time with a mindset of "fuck your feelings, I can say and do anything I want, whenever I please, and I don't give a shit what you think about it", gets a tiny bit of that thrown in their face. "But, this time it was happening to me!!". 

[956 Worldwide 34772]

30 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Always funny to see someone who operates 100% of the time with a mindset of "fuck your feelings, I can say and do anything I want, whenever I please, and I don't give a shit what you think about it", gets a tiny bit of that thrown in their face. "But, this time it was happening to me!!". 

She’s tweeted video of herself screaming at school shooting survivors. She’s an inchoate ball of missing decorum and so fuck her and her desire to exist in a public space. 

[TwiceHorn 31536]

On 2/26/2023 at 5:03 PM, HenryJames said:

Worst thing she’s ever posted, imo.

I thought she was supposed to be good at that shit.  No wonder she looks like a lump of manteca.

[TwiceHorn 31536]

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I have a constitutional horror of loud public disputes and a deep discomfort with the devolving standards of public behavior and respect for institutions. 
 

MTG is a reason that it’s happening and is such a cancer that she’s the exception. People who behave like she does should never feel comfortable in public. 

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“People used to respect others even if they had different views. But not anymore,” she added. “Our country is gone.”

Really, Marge?  Really?

[Red Five 40895]

Perhaps she has shown respect to others with different views, but if she has I have never seen it. 

[UTCzech III 2907]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

 

Edited February 28, 2023 by TheStoicPaisano

[South Austin 52604]

3 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

 

Fuck yeah, David Hogg.

[HenryJames 66171]

“Four point eight thousand.”

[Biff Tannen 45741]

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

fuck her and her desire to exist in a public space. 

fixed

[YGIFS 19452]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

“Four point eight thousand.”

 Did it ever occur to any of you insensitive fuckers that maybe she's on the metric system?  Or some sort of imperial measurement scale?  

She was three toes tall if she was a foot!  

[Macanudo 13012]

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

“Four point eight thousand.”

You have to realize that the average American, let alone MAGA American doesn't think that's wrong.

[HenryJames 66171]

 

[staboner 4987]

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

Always funny to see someone who operates 100% of the time with a mindset of "fuck your feelings, I can say and do anything I want, whenever I please, and I don't give a shit what you think about it", gets a tiny bit of that thrown in their face. "But, this time it was happening to me!!". 

sadly, the only adult option on the table is to ignore them. 

granted thats hard to when they have elected power, but thats all we got my man

and I mean people tweeting back at her, like in post 5482 just above ^. that gives degenerates power, can't do that

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

 

poor woman was trying to count on her fingers and toes

 

 

[YGIFS 19452]

I'm starting to think after three of these episodes (budget numbers, not toes), that she somehow got a Euro copy of figures where they had periods and then commas, where we would have opposite-commas, then periods.  And hence her bizarre quotation.  But you'd think that've been screened by staffers.  Anyway, just wanna take it for a test drive on DT threads to see how our resident experts merge that shit with reality.  

[Satchel 6949]

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I'm starting to think after three of these episodes (budget numbers, not toes), that she somehow got a Euro copy of figures where they had periods and then commas, where we would have opposite-commas, then periods.  And hence her bizarre quotation.  But you'd think that've been screened by staffers.  Anyway, just wanna take it for a test drive on DT threads to see how our resident experts merge that shit with reality.  

You can’t mess with a UGA BBA.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

poor woman was trying to count on her fingers and toes

 

 

Georgia grad huh?

S-E-C   S-E-C

Also, I noticed on her fentanyl tweet that she used an apostrophe in error. Must be that Trump grammar.

[Sawbonz 27588]

On 2/24/2023 at 8:33 PM, mchookem said:

 

[atomheartbevo 89799]

34 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

The only good South African.

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

“Four point eight thousand.”

So a direct result of the Biden administration is that over twice as much drugs are being seized at the border?

[elfenix 34332]

On 2/26/2023 at 6:22 PM, aggie08 said:

No. But point taken. Chris Hemsworth couldn't make a CrossFit routine look impressive.

[Gil Bang 26020]

[YGIFS 19452]

I'd like to thank Don, Jr. and his dealer for starting this "air quotes" trend that is sweeping MAGA nation.  I love that they do it at the most inappropriate times, as in when she calls him a "Consultant", and then miss the opportunity to actually use them correctly.  I don't know why it's so goddamn funny to me, but there it is.  There "they are"  

[South Austin 52604]

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I'd like to thank Don, Jr. and his dealer for starting this "air quotes" trend that is sweeping MAGA nation. 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

What are the names and dates of death of these thousands of dead voters?

[jimmyjazz 46130]

I don't know how that guy sat there and listened to all her bullshit.  Dude has the patience of Job.

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

23 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Given that elected officials have healthcare on the taxpayer dime, I'd rather get more mileage and impact instead of a repetitive motion injury. Perhaps a run-in with a toppling plate rack or a treadmill that projectile vaults runners into said plate rack or something.

I would rather she drop fucking dead in the midst of her flopping fish pull-ups and the video get posted on twitter so I can laugh about it.

[RDCanecutter 26473]

On 2/28/2023 at 7:53 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

I have a constitutional horror of loud public disputes and a deep discomfort with the devolving standards of public behavior and respect for institutions. 

Professor Dorr, is that you, suh?

[smuggs 9353]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26473]

Back to the pull-ups, I counted one where her sizable chin went higher than the bar. Not sure that matters in CrossFit, just sayin.

Push-ups looked OK, but those knee-down pauses were odd.

Didn't watch the squats because I was busy skipping leg day.

The whole series looked like a warm-up to a work-out. Is that a full daily work-out?

[El Tri 412]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

serious question... why doesn't anyone ever just straight up laugh at her and tell her to fuck off? why just sit there and take shit from this neanderthal?