Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Marge steps out of the MAGA bubble and is astonished to find out people actually don't care for her.

 

 

 

 

[BigOrange1 6436]

 

[NWBuck 8552]

6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Jesus — Jesus was arrested and murdered by the Roman government,” Greene told Right Side Broadcasting host Brian Glenn in New York on Tuesday. 

Got it. 

So, let's crucify Trump and see what happens in three days or so. 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2029]

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Got it. 

So, let's crucify Trump and see what happens in three days or so. 

Need trump to get the cult to drink the flavor aid first then crucify himself

[YGIFS 19450]

Trump, "Take this and eat of it, for this is my body.  Take this and drink of it, for this is my blood; poured out for you."

MAGA Nation, "Sir, this tastes a lot like ketchup smothered buns from old Big Macs!"  

Trump, "Hush my stupid children."

I love that you fucking stupid cunts have to suffer this during Holy Week.  The Lord is not forsaking you, he's laughing at you.  Your righteous stupidity shall flow forth from my dick on to your wife's face.  I always knew you were this fucking stupid.  I just always underestimated how proud you'd be of it.  My prize mistake.  

[F250 28767]

56 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

 

 

[TwiceHorn 31450]

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

One can only assume MAGA will read Roger Stone's race baiting and not look at the actual numbers.  Except for Felony Assault and GLA (whatever that is) crime is down this year.  Hmmm.  

GLA=

[TwiceHorn 31450]

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

 

Superboy Babitch ftw.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

2:1 odds that's Michael Rapaport shouting down Marge as being a "filthy animal".

[Burt 4080]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

2:1 odds that's Michael Rapaport shouting down Marge as being a "filthy animal".

Way to go out on a limb there.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

16 minutes ago, Burt said:

Way to go out on a limb there.

Holy shit, I didn't notice the source of the tweet.  I just recognized the voice.  Delete user, etc.

[ChiTownDoc 21151]

Some of our DT brethren would likely cop wood over this one… woof

Edited April 5, 2023 by ChiTownDoc

[jimmyjazz 45898]

Back in the day, though, Motley Crue rocked.

[Dnaguy 11943]

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Some of our DT brethren would like cop wood over this one… woof

I just re watched Highlander in 4K the other day.

Opening wrestling scene actually made me think of her which sucked because I couldn’t focus on how it is that anyone would cast Sean Connery as an Egyptian from antiquity named Ramierez who then goes to Scotland to train French actor playing a Scotsman.
Anyway, she looks like she could have been a member of the ‘Fabulous Freebirds’. The facial features, hair, and physique … it’s really uncanny.

 

[atomheartbevo 89648]

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I always knew you were this fucking stupid.  I just always underestimated how proud you'd be of it.  My prize mistake.  

I don't know - none of them were willing to go to jail and have their lives wrecked for ole Donnie Boy, unlike the January 6 idiots.  Maybe they sensed that, like the January 6 idiots, Trump would fundraise off of their potential legal issues, while failing to pay their legal bills.

Hell, Marjorie was driven away by a fucking whistle.  What cowards.

[YGIFS 19450]

i meant that they were stupid in the sense they showed up, did nothing, served no purpose, ran home, and donated to a lost cause they knew was a complete fraud.  If they had stayed and fought, at least they'd have some concrete memory of 'trying to take action.'  Now, they have a worthless confirmation email saying "Thanks for the $47, we swear the hat is in the mail."  At least the prosperity gospel sends you a bible verse.  

[Beau Vine 54211]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Anyway, she looks like she could have been a member of the ‘Fabulous Freebirds’. The facial features, hair, and physique … it’s really uncanny.

Oh fuck you.  You do not get to besmirch the good names of one Michael PS Hayes and Terry Gordy and whatever the name of the other little troll guy is by associating that troglodyte with the greatest pro wrasslin team to ever enter the ring.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

I just re watched Highlander in 4K the other day.

Opening wrestling scene actually made me think of her which sucked because I couldn’t focus on how it is that anyone would cast Sean Connery as an Egyptian from antiquity named Ramierez who then goes to Scotland to train French actor playing a Scotsman.
Anyway, she looks like she could have been a member of the ‘Fabulous Freebirds’. The facial features, hair, and physique … it’s really uncanny.

 

@michaelpshayes

are you just going to take this like gentleman Chris adams would?

[Macanudo 12976]

Marge wasn't there to do anything other than grandstand.  She gets to go back to Georgia and use all of that video in campaign ads and fundraising material to rile up her mouthbreathing knuckledraggers.

[956 Worldwide 34705]

Marge has thoughts on monetary policy. 
 

 

Edited April 5, 2023 by 956 Worldwide

[Thrawn 538]

I bet she also wants to get of the base 10 numbering system to a base number that matches ever how many fingers and toes the spork-footed amongst us have.

[YGIFS 19450]

7 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I bet she also wants to get of the base 10 numbering system to a base number that matches ever how many fingers and toes the spork-footed amongst us have.

You know, the Egyptians had flair they made the 6-toed people wear.  

(checks our system of time-60 seconds, 60 minutes, 6x4 hours, 6x5 days in a month, 6x12 days in a year)  Shit, she's right.  

[Bullneck 19078]

12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Marge has thoughts on monetary policy. 
 

 

Politics is show business for ugly people.  I wonder what she would be doing right now were she not an elected official.  Managing a Dollar General?

[956 Worldwide 34705]

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Politics is show business for ugly people.  I wonder what she would be doing right now were she not an elected official.  Managing a Dollar General?

Ha, I’ve always heard that as Washington being Hollywood for the uggos/nerds.

She’d be cross-fitting and shitposting on Facebook. Pretty much the same as now. That’s all GQP voters expect. 

[Satchel 6938]

I wonder what she’d be like if she went through steroids detox?

[mdmost 43001]

She probably also wants to go back to where she can own someone who will do all the work she doesn't want to do. 

Edited April 5, 2023 by mdmost

[YGIFS 19450]

I think she'd do well to head the advice of my friend and driver, Argyle.  He told me to truly relax in new environs and drop my anger and frustration---I should take off my shoes and socks and curl my toes into the carpet of my new location.  But for her, it's only half as effective.  Which explains her shitty attitude. 

[nbmishoid 949]

Need to lock her in a room with bernorange 

[mdmost 43001]

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think she'd do well to head the advice of my friend and driver, Argyle.  He told me to truly relax in new environs and drop my anger and frustration---I should take off my shoes and socks and curl my toes into the carpet of my new location.  But for her, it's only half as effective.  Which explains her shitty attitude. 

That was the dude on the airplane, not the limo driver. 

[YGIFS 19450]

Dammit, good callback.  My brain rewiring process these days is rough, can't even do movie quotes correctly.  I stare at the Seinfeld thread and just wonder, "What the fuck episode was that from?"  Have some rep.  

Maybe I should run for Congress this fucked up.  

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

 

Looks like ol' Large Marge found out what free speech looks like.

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

 

 

[Beau Vine 54211]

 

Edited April 5, 2023 by Beau Vine

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

You know, the Egyptians had flair they made the 6-toed people wear.  

(checks our system of time-60 seconds, 60 minutes, 6x4 hours, 6x5 days in a month, 6x12 days in a year)  Shit, she's right.  

Bro don't you even Sumerian?

[YGIFS 19450]

While it should be credited to nearby Sumerian, we went with Egyptian because their statues have more fucked up toes.  

[Red Five 40852]

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

You have to wonder, does she actually believe those things? She seems to be locked in psycho cunt mode 100% of the time... wonder how much is an act. It's hard to believe someone can be that genuinely terrible literally all the time. 

[YGIFS 19450]

I think she's just non-stupid enough that some of her bullshit is an act.  She's dumb and says dumb shit she really believes, but I think there's an extra layer on top that she consciously fabricates to appease the truly stupid in her camp.  She's filled with hate and envy and contempt, but she puts a cherry on top of it to cater to the truly deranged.  In that way, she's actually kinda gifted.  Her evil twin, Boebert is a genuine moron.  A borderline retarded adult.  Completely incapable of self-awareness.  

[Beau Vine 54211]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh fuck you.  You do not get to besmirch the good names of one Michael PS Hayes and Terry Gordy and whatever the name of the other little troll guy is by associating that troglodyte with the greatest pro wrasslin team to ever enter the ring.

Buddy Roberts!   Sorry, I had a senior moment there...

[tx 3 putt 76905]

 

[YGIFS 19450]

^

If Staten Island could take human form. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

31 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

It's uncanny

[RDCanecutter 26411]

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

I wonder what she’d be like if she went through steroids detox?

Crazy.

[RDCanecutter 26411]

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Marge has thoughts on monetary policy. 
 

 

Marge knows precious metals. Other than the time she bought a carton of Marlboro Reds with Carson City silver dollars for face value.

[Neonmoon 38129]

5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Marge has thoughts on monetary policy. 
 

 

Marge posts in 6th street?

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's uncanny

I’m here to defend that monkey. The innocent one.
 

They have the same feet, sure, but I’d wager the monkey hasn’t fucked its CrossFit instructor while extolling the sanctity of marriage. Even if it has, that’s incredible, and I’d still rep the monkey.

Edited April 6, 2023 by Degenerate Gardner

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

You have to wonder, does she actually believe those things? She seems to be locked in psycho cunt mode 100% of the time... wonder how much is an act. It's hard to believe someone can be that genuinely terrible literally all the time. 

When Trump first came onto the scene, I thought it was an act. I figured no one could be that stupid and still be somewhat successful. After a while, I realized that if he was faking all of this, he was a better actor than Sir Laurence Olivier. Since that's not the case, he must be that fucking stupid. Same with her.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

AOC from the top rope 

 

 

[Sawbonz 27546]

23 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh fuck you.  You do not get to besmirch the good names of one Michael PS Hayes and Terry Gordy and whatever the name of the other little troll guy is by associating that troglodyte with the greatest pro wrasslin team to ever enter the ring.

Fuck the Freebirds. Von Erichs for life