Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I see what you're saying and as much as she talks, verbal flubs are gonna happen.  But given her track record.......I think she doesn't know/care where Ukraine actually is.  

Here's how we fuck with her.  202-225-5211.  See what they say when you tell them that not only is Ukraine in Europe and currently under an invasion on their European soil.  But--------wait for it you fucking four-toed failure.........................A huge part of Russia is in Europe too!  Holy Shit, maybe their physical existence in Europe aided their invasion of another sovereign country also in Europe.  

I feel like the Bobs in "Office Space."     'Marjorie, we'd like to get as many as three other European countries working right underneath Putin.  How's that sound?'

When did she grow the 4th toe?

[YGIFS 19452]

Okay.  So I called one of the majority Reps on the Committee on Homeland Security.  Meant to protect us.  Including our most serious adversary since Great Britain, Russia.  About 1/3rd of the land mass of Russia sits in Europe.  About 3/4 of their population resides in Europe.  Plus all of Ukraine.  

Her Senior Staff didn't know this, so I doubt they briefed her to that effect.  

This is the dumbest fucking timeline.

"Hey, I'm in charge of national security of the United States.  I don't need an intel briefing or Rand-McNally to tell me that in fact, Russia and Ukraine are locked in a battle of the far right edge of the RISK board.  

[miguelito 11312]

I heard that in Rand-McNally, hamburgers eat people!

[Pancho 44999]

 

[Underdog 28773]

[YGIFS 19452]

37 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I assume she’ll be releasing this footage any moment now or is it in a police body cam server? 
 

this fucking cunt.  She’ll probably fundraise six figures off this shit too

[jimmyjazz 46141]

Pretty snowflake-y, in my opinion.

[Red Five 40895]

Once again, she gets to say whatever she wants whenever she wants, but the second some of it gets thrown back at her she plays the victim. 

This is the same person who was screaming at the President of the United States at the top of her lungs during the State of the Union.

Edited May 18, 2023 by Red Five
I had more to say dammit.

[TexPx 2324]

I assume she’ll be releasing this footage any moment now or is it in a police body cam server? 
 
this fucking cunt.  She’ll probably fundraise six figures off this shit too

Footage in the replies.

[YGIFS 19452]

thanks will check out.  I can't see that stuff without a twitter account.  but will login using Thomas Massie's account as soon as a I clear the cookies regarding cuckhold porn. 

[mchookem 16386]

i watched and it was literally nothing like she described. shocked 🙄

she's just mad bc he's got a deeper/louder voice and he drowned her own shrill screaming out.

[YGIFS 19452]

Years from now, when her interviews and floor speeches are transcribed...they shall be written out in a font to be called "MTG Karen."  And just looking at the letters will make you want drink bleach.  

[Aqua Buddha 14610]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Once again, she gets to say whatever she wants whenever she wants, but the second some of it gets thrown back at her she plays the victim. 

This is the same person who was screaming at the President of the United States at the top of her lungs during the State of the Union.

And the same person who was running down the Parkland kids while screaming insults at them.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

 

I feel threatened by her cloven hooves.

 

 

[Red Five 40895]

"Calling me a white supremacist is the same as calling a black person the n-word."

She should test this theory by going up to random white people on the street and asking if they are a white supremacist. Then move on to random black people, and ask them if they are... you know. See how that goes.  

[mdmost 43052]

Poor persecuted white supremacist!

[Red Five 40895]

Also, if it's the same thing, why didn't she call it the "WS word". Or say the full n-word. You know, if it's the same. 

[Underdog 28773]

JFC… she looks a bit pregnant in that clip. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

i watched and it was literally nothing like she described. shocked
she's just mad bc he's got a deeper/louder voice and he drowned her own shrill screaming out.

She’s mad because he’s a Black man with power.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19144]

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

JFC… she looks a bit pregnant in that clip. 

[YGIFS 19452]

Was her press conference a fucking outtake from a Quentin Tarantino movie or something?  Or that Rex Kramer scene from "Kentucky Fried Movie"?

What the fuck?  I knew actual Nazis.  Like from WWII, not this low-rent MAGA shit...and even they'd think, 'Yeah, no.  We're white supremacists and other people call us that but that is totally not the same thing as white people calling black people the N-word.  We don't think much of them, but just out of decorum, we don't use that word."  

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

JFC… she looks a bit pregnant in that clip. 

 

She's fattening up before splitting down the middle like an amoeba.

 

[Underdog 28773]

Fattening up like this? 
 

Spoiler

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89805]

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

She’s mad because he’s a Black man with power.

And yet, if he were a crossfit trainer, she would have been coming on to aggressively.

[CTC2 2801]

19 hours ago, Underdog said:

JFC… she looks a bit pregnant in that clip. 

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Phew, turns out it's not unholy babies, just a raging alcohol problem which explains her insanely violent shifts in personality.  

[Pato del Muerto 52604]

I like how that was phrased. It can’t be a baby bump because she’s a Christian. So it must be just her, who likes to post videos of herself crossfitting, getting fat. 

[YGIFS 19452]

^

I don't know why that's making me laugh.  Just more mental gymnastics for them.  Or in this case, Mental Cross-Fit.

I feel like Spade in Tommy Boy watching her work out, "I can literally hear you getting fatter." 

[Red Five 40895]

When I think Christ-like, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

[RDCanecutter 26473]

22 hours ago, mdmost said:

Poor persecuted white supremacist!

Does Homo Erectus fall into any of our modern racial categories?

[Brisketexan 105349]

Does Homo Erectus fall into any of our modern racial categories?

If my only option in life was to be with MTG, I’d turn homo, because she gives me the opposite of erectus.

[jimmyjazz 46141]

Homo deflatis

[Mdhorn 5987]

23 hours ago, Red Five said:

When I think Christ-like, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

Only way to test is to nail her to a cross and after taking her down, see if she rises.  If she does, then she's probably yeast.  

[Underdog 28773]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

If my only option in life was to be with MTG, I’d turn homo, because she gives me the opposite of erectus.

Turtleus? 

[Underdog 28773]

Someone on Twitter had called her obscenity and that's exactly what she is, a walking, talking, breathing obscenity. 

[Gatorubet 30316]

On 5/17/2023 at 4:35 PM, PhillyD said:

My God her stupid is astounding but she has an army of stupid defenders.  I clicked on the twitter link and the first 3 comments I saw were people trying to justify reasons you could say Ukraine is not in Europe.  I'm just left here to shake my head.

[Gatorubet 30316]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Turtleus? 

Sexy time MTG? I’d get less shrinkage in an ice bath.  

[Gatorubet 30316]

On 5/18/2023 at 2:59 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

She's fattening up before splitting down the middle like an amoeba.

 

[Red Five 40895]

Someone on Twitter had called her obscenity and that's exactly what she is, a walking, talking, breathing obscenity. 

…. who demands the utmost respect from everyone else on earth.

[YGIFS 19452]

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Someone on Twitter had called her obscenity and that's exactly what she is, a walking, talking, breathing obscenity. 

Note to self, "Invent fragrance for MAGA women called 'Obscenity'."  It combines traditional fragrance notes with hints of bomb residue, cross fit sweat, and the stench of when you open up a zip-loc baggie of ice that contains two recently severed toes.  

Obscenity for Women.  Metaphorical, Intellectual Toilet Water

[Underdog 28773]

Gump can bark and howl all she wants about Jamal intimidating her but we all know this was her real mood towards him... 

[Bama Chick 28596]

How dare you besmirch the term gump by associating it with this evil clovenhoof ditchpig!

She’s a dawg, goddamnit.

They ought to have to own their embarrassments.

At least our retrograde self hating women are decent looking and resemble actual humans. Not some skulking Lovecraftian night terror come to life.

[Mileslong 4728]

Marg is much more australopithecus africanus than homo erectus. She, without question, still has remnants of a sagittal crest under her bleach blonde mop along with a small braincase.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

Marg is much more australopithecus africanus than homo erectus. She, without question, still has remnants of a sagittal crest under her bleach blonde mop along with a small braincase.

so different species can breed together after all?

[Born to Run 6569]

Note to self, "Invent fragrance for MAGA women called 'Obscenity'."  It combines traditional fragrance notes with hints of bomb residue, cross fit sweat, and the stench of when you open up a zip-loc baggie of ice that contains two recently severed toes.  
Obscenity for Women.  Metaphorical, Intellectual Toilet Water

plus protein shake farts imo

[YGIFS 19452]

Congrats, you fucking nailed it.  I used to say she looked like a sentient thumb.  But you got it.  She looks like a Protein Shake Fart.  

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

41 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Note to self, "Invent fragrance for MAGA women called 'Obscenity'."  It combines traditional fragrance notes with hints of bomb residue, cross fit sweat, and the stench of when you open up a zip-loc baggie of ice that contains two recently severed toes.  
Obscenity for Women.  Metaphorical, Intellectual Toilet Water

plus protein shake farts imo

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77434]

 

[jimmyjazz 46141]

Every accusation.  Every single one of them.

[tx 3 putt 77434]

Do as I say, not as I do. What’s good for me, isn’t good for you. Obey ! ….