Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Red Five 40895]

Ah yes, famously, comedy leans right-wing. 

[YGIFS 19452]

If somebody said, "Do you want to go see a far-right musical starring men in drag celebrating holidays at a restaurant?"  You would immediately call an ambulance for a stroke.  

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19144]

I just can't anymore.

 

 

[mchookem 16386]

[Beau Vine 54432]

 

[YGIFS 19452]

I strongly believe in decorum in politically charged meetings, but to be fair-I think they laughed because when she turns the gavel horizontal, it looks like her foot.  

Like when you see a cartoon when a pirate takes off their own leg to hit somebody, it's like that kinda funny.  

[Beau Vine 54432]

 

[atomheartbevo 89805]

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

[Fudge Nuggets 19225]

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

[atomheartbevo 89805]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

You're thinking of a certain laptop

Spoiler

90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 

[mchookem 16386]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89805]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You're thinking of a certain laptop

 

Hunter Biden, laptop, pornhub
 

 

[atomheartbevo 89805]

 

[YGIFS 19452]

"This pornhub, pornography, sex website."  

Her words, not mine.  Verbatim.  I love it.  

[Fastbreak 3992]

 

First they came for the MILFs and I said nothing

[YGIFS 19452]

First I came on the MILFs.  Is that anything?  

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time and she still manages to get a round of applause calling out sexual deviance.  That's not nothing.  

[RPM 26355]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time

Congresswoman. Thought I had you there for a sec.

[YGIFS 19452]

HI-YO!!!!!!!!!

[kevwun 15915]

This is the type of thing that should get someone shot in to space.

[TexPx 2324]

 

Apparently she spent ample time this week surfing Porn sites.
She’s just like me!

[Pato del Muerto 52604]

On 5/24/2023 at 4:32 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

I like how in the beginning, after the gavel smash, you can hear a male voice telling her what to say. 

Edited May 27, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Brisketexan 105354]

You're thinking of a certain laptop

Spoiler

90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 

Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.

[4th&Five 41590]

[Underdog 28773]

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Over my glazed right hand she will. 

[NWBuck 8586]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.

"Oddly Specific Porn Requests" could be a new Surly motto

[C-Man 27263]

HBD, Sporkfoot! (That’s a rough 49.)

[jimmyjazz 46142]

That's a definite "threw up a little bit in my mouth" photo.

[AnTiM 1670]

Hard for me to understand why she is anti porn...cheapassed porn film production might be the one thing she is actually good at.

[Beau Vine 54432]

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Hard for me to understand why she is anti porn...cheapassed porn film production might be the one thing she is actually good at.

Dude...

[Underdog 28773]

Yeah, that’s a fantasy/fetish best kept to yourself. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19144]

I hope this dumb cunt keeps on this...

 

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

[Pato del Muerto 52604]

23 hours ago, NWBuck said:

"Oddly Specific Porn Requests" could be a new Surly motto

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d779b4e9-ba88-4b7e-8499-6642f4e08bec

[WithoutAClue 15447]

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

She must have a sex tape out there that someone is threatening to release.

[Pato del Muerto 52604]

7 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

And there’s no way to tell if this image is satire and/or photoshopped 

[South Austin 52614]

20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

You’d think so, but all the red states have been passing significant abortion restrictions left and right. 

[Pato del Muerto 52604]

20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hope this dumb cunt keeps on this...

 

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

If this group prayer doesn’t work, wouldn’t that mean that either there is no god, there is a god but he doesn’t listen to prayers, or he is pro-choice?  What are the alternatives?

[Red Five 40895]

How would a god end abortion? And in only one country. Suddenly all centers magically disappear and all the doctors drop dead?

[C-Man 27263]

[Bama Chick 28596]

This ditchpig is 49???

I refuse, REFUSE to believe I’m a year older than her.

Bitch is the definition of “rode hard and put away wet”.

[cactusflinthead 27603]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

How would a god end abortion? And in only one country. Suddenly all centers magically disappear and all the doctors drop dead?

[tx ind 7013]

2 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

She must have a sex tape out there that someone is threatening to release.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19144]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

You’d think so, but all the red states have been passing significant abortion restrictions left and right. 

And I think they are in the fucking around stage. Cannot wait until they get to the find out stage.

[Pancho 45001]

[YGIFS 19452]

You know Marjorie, as an actual fiscal conservative, a couple of your points there aren't as awful as you---FISA courts do need an audit.  And the FBI does not need a new HQ that elaborate.  I won't get into how batshit insane the rest of your list is.  I'll wait until I'm taking my next dump to fuck with your senior staffer who still reminds me once a quarter that you are not, in fact, mentally retarded.  

But you do realize you tweeted, "domestic terror units that target conservatives" on your own, right?  When we say, and especially when members of Congress use the terms "DOJ/FBI/DHS target..." and then name groups of people...we all take that to mean the same thing.  That those people/groups are targets of investigations/raids/cases/etc.  There's only one real way to take your statement.  Those being targeted are being looked for a reason.  I know what you meant to rile up your base about, but you chose your words as poorly as your husband did when he said, "I do."  

[Red Five 40895]

She wants the government to "punish" private citizens that she has political differences with by fucking with their retirement? 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Marj needs some bicycle streamers on those biceps to accentuate that Ultimate Warrior vibe.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

Lil Marjorie Pump would blow up on the way to the ring.

Edited May 31, 2023 by TheStoicPaisano

[cactusflinthead 27603]

 

[Chooky 13319]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is unattractive.