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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives at marge’s house because of her unattractiveness. 

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"Why are you lying to us.  We are not Stupid."

Well, I would say the evidence indicates otherwise.

I still firmly believe she shoots up the House, even have my mobile down as collateral on a bet. 

28 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I still firmly believe she shoots up the House, even have my mobile down as collateral on a bet. 

you mean on top of the planting pipe bomb charges?

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Lil Marjorie Pump would blow up on the way to the ring.

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One quad tear or both?

31 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you mean on top of the planting pipe bomb charges?

She goes out like Tom Cruise in Taps… 

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43 minutes ago, Underdog said:

She goes out like Tom Cruise in Taps… 

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under rated flick 

Those sneaky bastards the FBI, bet they tricked her into planting the pipe bombs also. 

32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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They MADE them commit crimes? That’s the party of personal responsibility we all know 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I should stop clicking on these but sometimes I do and this is such horseshit.  All those dumbfucks led by the king of dumbfucks weren't set up.  They did exactly what they were led to do and she probably set the pipe bombs that didn't work.  I would really like to know her role in what happened because I'm convinced she's covering for something. Sadly, this psycho bitch believes her own lies.

I still don't understand why y'all call people like this and their voters, "MAGATS"???

MTG looking for the pipe bomber:

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's decision to vote in support of the debt ceiling deal on Wednesday has been harshly criticized by her former ally Steve Bannon, who called on the Georgia Republican to be challenged in the next party's primary.

In a message posted on the conservative social media platform Gettr on Wednesday night, Bannon called on Greene and Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio—who also voted in line with party's leaders—to "Both Face Primary Challenges from Real MAGA."

 

Members of the hard-line Freedom Caucus, spearheaded by chair Rep. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania, vowed to "do everything" in their power to sink the deal ahead of the vote. On Wednesday, 71 Republicans voted against the deal struck by their own speaker. Greene, a member of the Freedom Caucus, wasn't among them.


"I agree with my conservative friends in the Freedom Caucus on some of the flaws in the Fiscal Responsibility Act and I've never wanted to raise the debt ceiling on debt that I never voted to create," she wrote in a long Twitter thread posted on Wednesday.

"But I came to Washington to make changes and this bill actually provides a tool (an idea from @RepThomasMassie) that gives us a chance to make those fiscal changes."


Her vote in support of the debt ceiling deal marks another rupture between the Georgia Republican and her Freedom Caucus colleagues, with whom she bitterly argued during McCarthy's House speakership bid.


McCarthy was only elected House Speaker in January after 15 grueling rounds of voting forced on Congress by a days-long revolt from a bloc of Republican hardliners. The Republican defectors were finally convinced to support McCarthy's bid after a series of negotiations and concessions.

Throughout the election, Greene was a fierce advocate of McCarthy, despite the fact that this led her into a public spat with those who had long been considered among her closest allies within the GOP—Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado and Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida.

Some of Greene's supporters also found her backing of McCarthy a betrayal, with Infowars viewers accusing her of being a "fraud"—and forcing her to defend herself by saying she was "still the same person."

Greene's loyalty to McCarthy through the process of negotiating the debt ceiling deal, as proven by Bannon's message, is likely to expose the Georgia Republican to further backlash from extreme MAGA Republicans.

All U.S. House districts, including Greene's seat—Georgia's 14th congressional district—will be holding elections in 2024. Greene has held on to her seat for the past couple of years, since first taking office on January 3, 2021.

 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

She voted for what she called a a shit sandwich. The Temptations would call her a Ball of Confusion.

35 minutes ago, Satchel said:

She voted for what she called a a shit sandwich. The Temptations would call her a Ball of Confusion.

Please...

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13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just straight up lying! Someone please lunch her in the dick!

 

Gross. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Just straight up lying! Someone please lunch her in the dick!

 

 

how's eating her snapper a punishment ?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Just straight up lying! Someone please lunch her in the dick!

 

no thanks.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

how's eating her snapper a punishment ?

Read your question again and I think you will understand how it’s a punishment.

On 5/5/2023 at 3:59 AM, Smax said:

Weirdo oh and Christian values and all that nonsense 9593e2727ac5be73c3a161dee41a848f.jpg

The Trump cardboard cutout comes with a realistic lack of crotch bulge.

Oh for fuck's sake...

 

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I don't think that is a particularly good excuse. 

Like, "Sorry I was born in 1976 so I have no idea what this World War 2 thing is you're talking about." 

so born after 1974.  Knows 2nd amendment of 1791 and War of Northern Aggression in 1861.  And then the Dinosaurs, but they got too big and fat and died and turned into oil.  And then the Arabs came.  And they bought Mercedes-Benzes.  And then Prince Charles.....................

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Just admitting crimes on television, as you do.
 

This is the dumbest thing ive ever seen

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Just admitting crimes on television, as you do.
 

I'm a custodian of a SCIF at work and I don't think you're allowed to do that.....

I like how she says it’s not a classified document, but they only let her see it in a scif.  One of those things isn’t true. 

Stick a camera in front of these idiots and they will confess to all kinds of crimes.

Hey, we used to keep Papa John's and Applebee's menus in the SCIF.

Oh wait, we didn't.  

On 6/8/2023 at 10:17 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Resting-Brain-Cell-American, Dude... the preferred term is Resting-Brain-Cell-American.

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is the dumbest thing ive ever seen

this is the dumbest thing (only pasting because she was at the beginning of the MTG video)

 

14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

this is the dumbest thing (only pasting because she was at the beginning of the MTG video)

 

It's the who's on first routine come to life.

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

this is the dumbest thing (only pasting because she was at the beginning of the MTG video)

 

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On 6/9/2023 at 2:47 PM, Sbbruin said:

 

I know that dude!

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