Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Underdog 28662]

Someone should throw out a FF order at her…. Yeah, Gump, get me a Double Qtr pounder with fries and a Diet Coke. 

[Red Five 40859]

How did they expect that to go? Might as well have a clown up there in full clown get-up. "I demand respect!"

[Js1 85348]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Double Qtr pounder

Known as a Hunter Biden

[Underdog 28662]

[shakahorn 1645]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Why in the hell does that cunt have the gavel anyway?

Serious answer - on a regular basis, the speaker designates someone else to run the show, usually on slow days.  Typically it's just to hit the opening/closing gavels, call for lunch breaks, recognize the elementary school visiting from BFE, and other minor procedural issues.  It rotates from member to member of the party in charge.

[Red Five 40859]

I wonder how the search is going for the person who planted the pipe bombs on 1/6. Kind of strange that it's been over three years, and we have the person on video, and still nothing. 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

14 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Serious answer - on a regular basis, the speaker designates someone else to run the show, usually on slow days.  Typically it's just to hit the opening/closing gavels, call for lunch breaks, recognize the elementary school visiting from BFE, and other minor procedural issues.  It rotates from member to member of the party in charge.

And in those instances, the speaker designate demands order and wields the gavel like John Henry?

[UTCzech III 2907]

Still funny, but isn't this from last year?  Doubt she is getting near the speaker's chair any time soon.

[MissingInAction 25086]

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

[Jack Straw 2954]

On 3/13/2024 at 10:13 AM, crash_davis said:

The gerrymandered district will still vote for this cunt, again. Republican voters are beyond fucking stupid.

Every single Republican in this country would vote for her if they had the opportunity to do so.

Because they are huge pieces of shit.  

[Horn Dog 9868]

16 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Every single Republican in this country would vote for her if they had the opportunity to do so.

Because they are huge pieces of shit.  

Absolutely true.  But don’t forget that the “party of personal responsibility” will simultaneously whine about how it’s not their fault they voted for POS like Marge… the libs and their constant demand for rights and participation left them no choice!!

[Smax 3800]

nvm

 

Edited March 17 by Smax

[Pancho 44809]

 

 

[Chewbacca 7780]

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

[jimmyjazz 45961]

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

They're not loaded.  Drury Inn would be a stretch.

[Brisketexan 105151]

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

Business Garden Inn and Suites and Hotel Room Inn.

[Genco 3041]

 

[BamaATL 16593]

33 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

Behind Denny's?

[atomheartbevo 89675]

58 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

Don’t see a Denny’s around.

[tx ind 7013]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

4 Seasons was already booked

[YGIFS 19450]

Had 4 cups of coffee at a business meeting this morning.  Had to run home and take a runny dump that smelled worse than MTG's hair.  But I couldn't help it on the can, called her staffer and asked if the Black Market baby harvesting scandal included the Congresswoman trying to obtain "this little piggy" toes to complete her feet.  He called me back and said that while they respect my 1st amendment right, it's troubling to some staffers to hear "That fucking four-toed failure" on the voicemail box.  So I guess I'm some kinda government toe watch list now.  We are in the dumbest fucking timeline.  

[NWBuck 8569]

5 hours ago, tx ind said:

4 Seasons was already booked

Well, it is the start of the gardening season 

[Dnaguy 11969]

6 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Did they hold it at a fucking La Quinta Inn?

Plot twist:

After it was over and after the congratulatory trip to the bar, everyone woke up in their hotel room bathtubs and their kidneys had been removed!

The organ harvesters playing chess while we playin checkers.

[Willfully Horn 8017]

On 3/20/2024 at 1:40 AM, Dnaguy said:

Plot twist:

After it was over and after the congratulatory trip to the bar, everyone woke up in their hotel room bathtubs and their kidneys had been removed!

The organ harvesters playing chess while we playin checkers.

After weighing the pros and cons, I decided I am against baby organ harvesting. I would also be against shanghai organ harvesting, but the metal dimension carries weight, and the brains, hearts, and spines in that Drury Inn are not in use.

[Satchel 6938]

This heifer is addicted to cameras:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-files-motion-oust-mike-johnson-house-speake-rcna134385

WASHINGTON — Far-right Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Friday filed a motion to oust Speaker Mike Johnson, doing so just as the House voted to avoid a government shutdown.

Johnson, R-La., has served as speaker for five months, having taken over for Kevin McCarthy, who was ousted from the top job under a similar process.

It was not immediately clear how the House would act on her motion, which requires just a majority vote to remove the speaker. Greene, R-Ga., did not file the motion as privileged — which would force a vote within two legislative days — but instead as a regular motion, which could be referred to a committee, where it would likely languish.

[Sbbruin 21856]

She is the biggest shitstain in America.  Well, maybe 2nd biggest.

[dcbc 14486]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

She is the biggest shitstain in America.  Well, maybe 2nd biggest.

Two shitstains, same asshole.

[YGIFS 19450]

10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Two shitstains, same asshole.

I think we've all pulled off that hat-trick after Waffle House.  

[The Dog 44058]

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

The earthquake in Taiwan?  The eclipse that we calculated was coming decades ago using math and science?

[Js1 85348]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The eclipse that we calculated was coming decades ago using math and science?

COMMIE LIBTARD! I bet you used Arabic numbers to figure that out 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

COMMIE LIBTARD! I bet you used Arabic numbers to figure that out 

Guilty

[Js1 85348]

Also there was an eclipse in 2017.  I forget, who was President then? 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

But ice melting at the caps, ocean levels and pH changing, those things aren’t signs that we should change. 

[Js1 85348]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But ice melting at the caps, ocean levels and pH changing, those things aren’t signs that we should change. 

None of that is real to them. Some dumbfuck will bring a snow ball onto the house floor to laugh at “global warming”

[Al Czervik 1229]

I would like to extend my gratitude to those brave two homos that held hands that one time in a Chick-fil-A at some undisclosed location that is causing the upcoming eclipse.  
Her god is getting a little lazy by only sending an eclipse as a warning to the USA instead of punishing some random Brown non American speaking peoples. 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

18 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Her god is getting a little lazy by only sending an eclipse as a warning to the USA instead of punishing some random Brown non American speaking peoples. 

Maybe it’s a sign that He wants America to punish the random brown people…some more. 

[Macanudo 12979]

43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The earthquake in Taiwan?  The eclipse that we calculated was coming decades ago using math and science?

Dude... NYC had one this morning!!!!!

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also there was an eclipse in 2017.  I forget, who was President then? 

Also, if we are claiming God is sending political signs to America then he REALLY fucking hated the guy in charge in 2020. 

[elfenix 34251]

8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Dude... NYC had one this morning!!!!!

That was just harmonics from @Brisketexan dropping one in the Hilton on Avenue of the Americas just as the F train was going past

[strangulation! 1716]

i put your mom on the f train

[Smax 3800]

Dear ignorant spork footed ditch pig cunt,

God sent covid during your orange false prophets reign. America did listen and voted him out of office

[grazinhorn 472]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Also there was an eclipse in 2017.  I forget, who was President then? 

[Bullneck 19101]

 

 

[Sawbonz 27565]

5 hours ago, grazinhorn said:

This should be his official presidential portrait if one must hang in the White House

[TexPx 2323]

Also there was an eclipse in 2017.  I forget, who was President then? 

Dangit

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

This should be his official presidential portrait if one must hang in the White House

This one gets my vote:

[YGIFS 19450]

So yeah. At it again.  Called after I saw that post and asked the deputy chief of her staff “does the Congresswoman  propose that Jewish space lasers caused the earthquake today and will cause the moon to pass in front of the sun on Monday.”  He said he’d check.  He actually called me back and left a voicemail indicating that no, It was intended as more of a cautionary tale regarding the state of affairs in our country. 
 

But he had To check.  My insane ramblings to politicians aside, the guy had ‘to check’ on whether or Not she might believe Jewish space lasers caused an eclipse we’ve known was coming for 400 years.

 A duly compensated high level staffeR Of a prominent member Of the U.S. House spent 15 minutes of taxpayer money to inquire if their policy stance was or was not lasers causing earthquakes and eclipses   He could have told me to get fucked and I’d have been less taken aback than I am at his genuine response.  I think he actually ‘checked’   This happened on 2024   Today.  And she might be our VP one day   

 

[atomheartbevo 89675]

It’s crazy how the party of Reagan has sold itself off to Russia and an ex-KGB agent.

 

[South Austin 52515]

On 4/5/2024 at 7:03 PM, Sawbonz said:

This should be his official presidential portrait if one must hang in the White House

 

On 4/5/2024 at 8:06 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

This one gets my vote:

There is no other answer: