Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[RDCanecutter 26473]

We may dislike MTG now, but on some future day when she scoops up a baby from a flooded river and climbs to safety in a tree using only one arm and her toe-thumbs, then we will realize how lucky we are to have her.

[Goredho 17419]

22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

We may dislike MTG now, but on some future day when she scoops up a baby from a flooded river and climbs to safety in a tree using only one arm and her toe-thumbs, then we will realize how lucky we are to have her.

Like a three-toed sloth slut.

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[Blotto 23575]

On 4/21/2024 at 4:29 PM, RDCanecutter said:

 Left alone, she'd be sharing Q themes on FB and yelling at a clerk getting fingercuffed by the crossfit coaches down at her gym. 

 

[wildcat09 29387]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

The government could convict someone for a religious belief?  That’s her position?

[Sawbonz 27588]

Who had MTG as the first hardcore right winger to publicly question Trump’s omnipotence?

[Underdog 28773]

Trying hard to turn the Trump party into the Gump party. 

[The Dog 44140]

 

 

great job, marge!

Edited May 1 by The Dog

[YGIFS 19452]

Ooof ma-goof, look at the Mug-a on that broad.  Yowza.

seriously MTG?  I get the worry about anti-semitism on campuses right now.  It's a valid concern.  But that it could be used against Christians who still blame the Jews and Herod?  That's a bit of a stretch even for you.  Where do you get this shit, seriously?  None of the think tanks are feeding this to you.  You don't formally belong to any particular church.  Your staffers are fucking insane, but even they couldn't concoct this press release.  Where do you get this shit, seriously?  

[Sawbonz 27588]

Dumb bitch probably didn’t even trademark it

[Biff Tannen 45741]

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

 

 

Totes normal

[Anastasis 23485]

lol at Herod. 
 

[YGIFS 19452]

Just now, Anastasis said:

lol at Herod. 
 

Her-odd number of toes?  And I don't mean 5.  You're a scientist, IIRC.  There has to be a connection between her physical appearance and utter and total lack of intellect or reason?  

[Anastasis 23485]

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Her-odd number of toes?  And I don't mean 5.  You're a scientist, IIRC.  There has to be a connection between her physical appearance and utter and total lack of intellect or reason?  

Don't overthink this. She is just as dumb as a bag of rocks and less useful. 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

https://www.saintjavelin.com/en-us/products/muga-cap-pre-order

[YGIFS 19452]

Shit, I do one of those in a heartbeat...but $37 + S&H?  That's a it steep.  I'm already paying for one prank to Gov. Noem's office.  

There's gotta be a way to trick her dumbass staff into buying some from their budget or campaign staff to do the same.  Say it means "Magnificent University of Georgia at Athens" or somesuch shit.  Trust me, they'd fall for it.  They return my most insane phone calls all the time with hard-vetted responses with no sense that I'm fucking with them.  But they wouldn't buy them directly from that site, it'd have to be some kinda more-apolitical looking site.  Hmmmm................

[The Dog 44140]

[Underdog 28773]

please understand that a realistic timeline for delivery is at least 2-3 months from the time you pre-order this hat. 
 

2-3 months? By then they’re hoping you’ll forget about it. 

[The Dog 44140]

 

[Underdog 28773]

$45.00 bucks...  ISWTDT. 

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[Underdog 28773]

For once Fox didn't lie. 

[Red Five 40895]

It always surprises me when a really dumb person says something like that. "Oh, they don't know they're an idiot. Interesting." 

Like, that's how dumb she is. She doesn't know she's dumb. 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

Now it’s out in the open. 
 

 

what does that change?

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

On 5/1/2024 at 4:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

The government could convict someone for a religious belief?  That’s her position?

Of course. Just someone who holds different religious beliefs than she does. 

[Pancho 44995]

[Jive Turkey 12644]

 

[Red Five 40895]

We're sending American troops to the front lines in Ukraine? Huh.

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

We're sending American troops to the front lines in Ukraine? Huh.

We will be if the Republicans win in November.  Wait, no we won’t, Trump would invite them into the White House.

[Underdog 28773]

And for a real nice Golden Arches spread too. 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[Walser 1110]

We're sending American troops to the front lines in Ukraine? Huh.

Grizz Frix standing by

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That chair back looks like something found around Putin's 100 yard long table of intimidation.

[AnTiM 1669]

30 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!  I think I know why they treat you that way!!!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20493]

 

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

20 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That chair back looks like something found around Putin's 100 yard long table of intimidation.

that's likely where she got it

[tx 3 putt 77426]

She’s doa !

 

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So Mike Johnson (and Rod Blagojevich) is there but Three Toes and Dog Killer were not invited….

 

[cactusflinthead 27602]

I still marvel at the fact that the Buttercream Dream and 3 toes live in the same place.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

[Biff Tannen 45741]

On 5/7/2024 at 12:20 AM, cactusflinthead said:

I still marvel at the fact that the Buttercream Dream and 3 toes live in the same place.

Skew!

[Horn Dog 9932]

So when this fails, is there anything to stop Margy from initiating the motion to vacate again, and again, and again?  

[Biff Tannen 45741]

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

So when this fails, is there anything to stop Margy from initiating the motion to vacate again, and again, and again?  

Nope

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

But the speaker may have to give something up each time to get votes if he wants to remain speaker. 
 

or maybe he will dare them not to save him. 

[BamaATL 16593]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the speaker may have to give something up each time to get votes if he wants to remain speaker. 
 

or maybe he will dare them not to save him. 

It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when they blew up the bunker and the Marine? yells don't shoot let em burn.   Let em burn, unless they give you something you want.  

[Biff Tannen 45741]

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when they blew up the bunker and the Marine? yells don't shoot let em burn.   Let em burn, unless they give you something you want.  

I don't think the Dems are doing that though.  I think they are saving the Rs from themselves to keep government functioning (using that term loosely).  I don't think it's necessarily right, but that's what they are doing.

[mr.goodkat 464]

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when they blew up the bunker and the Marine? yells don't shoot let em burn.   Let em burn, unless they give you something you want.  

soldier,  as in army 1st infantry  . 

 

[Welshy 907]

On 5/6/2024 at 11:53 PM, tx 3 putt said:

She’s doa !

 

Seems to me MTG doesn't bring anything to Trump that he doesn't already have. Mike Johnson, however...present a skin of rationality and a far right religious ideology ideology for the christers, and Trump has his running mate.