Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[jw4381 3,240]

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

[YGIFS 19,456]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m guessing Secretary of Interior 

This.  It's the smart move.  If ever have a chance to nominate a live Sasquatch to patrol America's National Forests...you take it.  

28 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

She's basically become a real life Brick Tamland.  "Marge, are you just looking around the country for things to blame on the FBI?"
-I hate FBI.  I hate FBI.   (years later, it will be discovered that I have an IQ of 48) 

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

54 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

That came straight from Trump.  He took their orders which included a standard "shoot to kill" authorization and spun it as "they were here to kill me".  Nonsense.

[High Plains Drifter 11,159]

On 6/3/2024 at 8:32 AM, Pancho said:

 

 

She doesn't know any black people. 

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The pathetic thing is that she hasn’t realized that will never, ever, ever happen. Not because she isn’t loyal enough, or Trumpy enough, or enough of a piece of shit - she checks all those boxes. Rather, it’s because she’s a) female and b) ugly. That’s it. Trump has made it plain, he has no problem elevating women…so long as they’re hot. He isn’t going to repeat his Huckabeef failure.

 

you forgot

c) has bigger hands 

 

 

[YGIFS 19,456]

I heard that Marjorie slept with Bill Lumbergh.  

-No, Ron Lumbergh.  The Intetrode guy from her gym.  Who'd you think it was, Bill Lumbergh.  Their children would have hooves.  Literal hooves.  

[Willfully Horn 8,204]

[Bullneck 19,454]

On 6/3/2024 at 9:32 AM, Pancho said:

 

"I know some white people that are even worse than black people."  Did I get that right? 

[YGIFS 19,456]

So every race and ethnicity has lazy and sorry people?  Wow, Marjorie...this is groundbreaking research?  You hurt yourself coming up with this historical scientific study?

I'd tell you to publish in next month's "National Geographic" about commonalities across all peoples of the globe.  But your neanderthal, yard-ape, clubfoot ass is already the subject of an article on page 37.

[MissingInAction 25,478]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:48 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Still going after Fauci. Play the greatest hits. 

 

@TexasHammer is MTG?

Edited June 9 by MissingInAction

[Blotto 23,974]

He wishes he had her smarts.

[Red Five 41,590]

He wishes he had her smarts.

That’s probably the nastiest thing ever said on this site.

[Gatorubet 30,626]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

He wishes he had her smarts.

Counterpoint: Trump is too stupid to be able to differentiate his thoughts from what is “smarter.”

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,077]

20 hours ago, jw4381 said:

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

and a failed pipe bomber.

[bolverk 30,227]

Link for vid.

[YGIFS 19,456]

You know how they had to change diesel pump diameters long ago at retail gas stations (not truck stops) because when unleaded fuel became the norm after 'leaded' was phased out, people would still accidentally put diesel in their unleaded tanks?  I think Marge is the kind of dumbass that would open up the charging port of an EV and put gasoline in it for some bizarre, idiotic photo opp.  And blow herself the car up, and we are laughing.  

Also, "Old Glory Bank"?  Really?  Endorsed by John Rich?  Cancel Culture Banking?  This fucking simulation?  Does Old Glory Bank offer Old Glory IRA's and Old Glory Insurance?  Insurance protection for when the Woke Robots come for us?  I hear they eat Republican's guns for fuel. For when the metal ones come for you.  And they will.  

[Biff Tannen 46,060]

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m guessing Secretary of Interior 

Don’t even put that into the ether man. 

[bolverk 30,227]

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You know how they had to change diesel pump diameters long ago at retail gas stations (not truck stops) because when unleaded fuel became the norm after 'leaded' was phased out, people would still accidentally put diesel in their unleaded tanks?  I think Marge is the kind of dumbass that would open up the charging port of an EV and put gasoline in it for some bizarre, idiotic photo opp.  And blow herself the car up, and we are laughing.  

Also, "Old Glory Bank"?  Really?  Endorsed by John Rich?  Cancel Culture Banking?  This fucking simulation?  Does Old Glory Bank offer Old Glory IRA's and Old Glory Insurance?  Insurance protection for when the Woke Robots come for us?  I hear they eat Republican's guns for fuel. For when the metal ones come for you.  And they will.  

Everything in that clip is full of fail, including the chyron. 

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

I'm no economist, but I did take Macro my freshman year.  I'm pretty sure when demand drops, prices drop.  Of course, supply will be curtailed to roughly match, but come on, Margorie.

I understand Marge has a Bachelor's degree in Business Administration from UGA, which is not a terrible school (although she is making it look bad every time she opens her mouth).  I'm confident she took essentially the same class I did, and then some.

[Gatorubet 30,626]

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I understand Marge has a Bachelor's degree in Business Administration from UGA, which is not a terrible school (although she is making it look bad every time she opens her mouth).  I'm confident she took essentially the same class I did, and then some.

You never met her family.

 

[atomheartbevo 90,538]

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

Link for vid.

[bolverk 30,227]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

CSB: There's actually a tiny little town in West Texas called Old Glory between Aspermont and Haskell. If anyone living there had any sense, they could set up some "Old Glory _____" predatory company with a P.O. Box there to make return addresses look "bonafide" for duping olds and rubes. It'd be a mint.

I only know this because my dad had a great uncle, second cousin, or something who lived there back in the 1980s..

[Pods 7,622]

On 6/3/2024 at 7:50 AM, BamaATL said:

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks. 

There's a bunch of geology folks on here. Challenge accepted. We'll bring hammers.

 

On 6/8/2024 at 3:10 PM, Macanudo said:

Nope, Secretary of Agriculture.  

Secretary of Hagriculture

[6th Street 6,650]

Offered without comment 

 

 

 

[YGIFS 19,456]

CalNaughtonJr, "I like to picture young man Jesus like the guys in 'Stripes' in a tuxedo t-shirt, saying 'Convicted? No, not convicted'."  

Does MTG think they had like juries and evidentiary filings and a sketch artist 'n shit back then?  

I mean, there was a 'trial', but it had no merit.  That was kinda the whole point, he knew it was a sham but he went through it anyway for us (well most us, everybody but Greene).  Trump had 1000 different ways to get out of this but he welcomed it because he could make money off of it.  I don't think Jesus is getting a cut of the schwag sales of cross necklaces and Mel Gibson movies.  

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

I don't know if there was the concept of a felony back in those days, but yes, Jesus was a convicted criminal and was executed for "treason".

Drawing parallels between Donald Trump and the however-mythical story of Jesus you want to believe in is nuts, but hey, Marge keeps doubling down on the fake faith.  Funny how she's all of a sudden pious.

[Blotto 23,974]

22 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Offered without comment 

 

 

 

I imagine the lead time on the kind of industrial mega crane needed to hoist his fat ass up onto a cross is non-trivial, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Lets keep workshopping here, Marge

[YGIFS 19,456]

Yeah, I'm not up on 2,000yo old Sanhedrin criminal statute law.  He was 'convicted criminal.'  But it was largely a show trial put on by Pilate.  He was given a chance to speak and had some "legal advisers", but they basically just shouted accusations at him, asked him a few questions, no jury, just a directorate from Rome to crucify him.  

MTG should understand there's quite a gulf between that and a jury of your peers and a judicial system that gave his counsel ample opportunity to prepare a stronger defense.  One of Christ's primary convictions was "healing on the Sabbath", basically helping sick people on a Saturday.  Trump spent one Saturday raw-dogging a porn star while his wife was home breast-feeding their newborn and then another Saturday telling Cohen (on his Sabbath), to move some campaign funds and cut a check to her by Monday.  

To BamaATL's point below (upon edit), I think in the interest of fairness...I think you should give Trump TWO WEEKS to rise again.  

Edited June 11 by YGIFS

[BamaATL 16,593]

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know if there was the concept of a felony back in those days, but yes, Jesus was a convicted criminal and was executed for "treason".

Drawing parallels between Donald Trump and the however-mythical story of Jesus you want to believe in is nuts, but hey, Marge keeps doubling down on the fake faith.  Funny how she's all of a sudden pious.

You know, there is only one real way to see if Trump is modern day Jebus, and I'm all for trying it out.  Let's see if he rises in 3 days.  What can I say, I have a scientific mind.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,077]

12 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Offered without comment 

 

 

 

the "man" that I worship. and there you go folks. you wonder how people how these people can worship dotard? they think jesus was a mere man and not a divine vessel. so it's not much of a leap to worship a living man after worshipping a dead one. makes a helluva lot of sense to me now

Edited June 11 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,325]

On 6/10/2024 at 9:23 PM, BamaATL said:

You know, there is only one real way to see if Trump is modern day Jebus, and I'm all for trying it out.  Let's see if he rises in 3 days.  What can I say, I have a scientific mind.  

Need to publicly scourge him first 

[Pancho 46,039]

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

Uh, what?  Is this a new Trump fever dream?

[Macanudo 13,249]

21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, what?  Is this a new Trump fever dream?

Not sure about taxes on tips but he did propose eliminating income taxes and putting tariffs on stuff.

 

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-income-tax-cut-would-cost-average-family-5000economist-1912874

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

I just can't tell if Trump & Marge are referring to sales tax on a tip I give, or if they're talking about income tax for servers, etc. on tips they receive.

[Js1 86,913]

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just can't tell if Trump & Marge are referring to sales tax on a tip I give, or if they're talking about income tax for servers, etc. on tips they receive.

I think it’s not counting tips as taxable income for the employees. Wouldn’t have to declare tips 

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

Just now, Js1 said:

I think it’s not counting tips as taxable income for the employees. Wouldn’t have to declare tips 

. . . so writing it on the receipt makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  The server nor restaurant management has any say in such a change in tax law.  On the other hand, tips aren't ever subject to sales tax, so that makes no sense either.

Performative foolishness.

[Js1 86,913]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

. . . so writing it on the receipt makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  The server nor restaurant management has any say in such a change in tax law.  On the other hand, tips aren't ever subject to sales tax, so that makes no sense either.

Performative foolishness.

Of course it was. He said it in Nevada. He’s pandering to the restaurant union workers in Vegas that usually endorse and canvass for Dems 

[Willfully Horn 8,204]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Of course it was. He said it in Nevada. He’s pandering to the restaurant union workers in Vegas that usually endorse and canvass for Dems 

Tax breaks are not the same as buying votes, and you’d be a fool and a communist to think they are.

[Underdog 29,095]

I'll bet good odds she disputes the CC charge. 

[Js1 86,913]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I'll bet good odds she disputes the CC charge. 

Campaign credit card, probably. The rubes paid it 

[HenryJames 67,113]

It’s cool how Trump just shits stuff out that becomes Republican policy.

[Pato del Muerto 53,325]

If she didn’t want that server to pay income tax on that tip, she’d have paid it in cash and let them decide. 

[Red Five 41,590]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

It’s cool how Trump just shits stuff out that becomes Republican policy.

The lifelong NY democrat who became a republican because it would be easy to get their votes. 

[Underdog 29,095]

Bitch too stupid to do simple math and round out that ticket(trivial rant over). 

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Bitch too stupid to do simple math and round out that ticket(trivial rant over). 

I do it the way she did it.  I figure out the tip (rounded up to an even dollar) and just leave the detail in the total.

Well, now there's usually the electronic option for (say) 20% so that will be exact.  It actually takes money out of their pockets, but if you're gonna give me the option to press a (virtual) button, then that's what I'm doing.

[royiv 9,673]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

That’s a lot of money to spend at Applebee’s.

[Burt 4,114]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Cheap bitch can't even tip 20%!

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,077]

19 minutes ago, Burt said:

Cheap bitch can't even tip 20%!

same thought.

[jimmyjazz 46,958]

19.97% cheap ass ditch pig (hey to whoever coined that phrase)