Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Sbbruin 21587]

21 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Well, if God gives some people lobster feet, there logically have to be others with guns as appendages, right? That's why they call it a "right to bear arms"?

No, they have the arms of a bear.

 

Edited July 10 by Sbbruin

[NWBuck 8525]

14 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No, they have the arms of a bear.

Ah... totally tracks:

[C-Man 26617]

Well, if God gives some people lobster feet, there logically have to be others with guns as appendages, right? That's why they call it a "right to bear arms"?

Arms … or legs, whatever it takes.

[DixonHur 10837]

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Owning firearms is a “God-given” right according to MTG

I missed that part of the Bible.

[Pato del Muerto 52036]

When did god grant that right?  Before or after he had the Asian cultures that didnt follow him work out gunpowder and then firearms?

[Willfully Horn 7854]

When somebody offends you, change your magazine before firing.

[YGIFS 19445]

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

When somebody offends you, change your magazine before firing.

This is MTG husband's magazine of choice:

 

[baboso 6035]

[Pancho 42227]

This bitch

 

[Js1 82948]

Man, I’ve missed all the meetings about the left’s civil war planning. Dang 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13406]

Mrs. We Need A National Divorce is a uniter for "ALL AMERICANS".

[Neonmoon 38126]

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This bitch

 

ALL Americans?

[mdmost 42316]

The left wants a civil war, that's why they tried to stop the peaceful transition of power. Oh wait. 

[RPM 26090]

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Man, I’ve missed all the meetings about the left’s civil war planning. Dang 

Isn't there a phone tree or newsletter or something?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Isn't there a phone tree or newsletter or something?

nah bro, we're back to carrier pigeons. can't drone strike those - yet!

[RPM 26090]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah bro, we're back to carrier pigeons. can't drone strike those - yet!

Pigeons have the same number of toes. Makes sense.

[Gil Bang 25551]

On 7/10/2024 at 2:36 PM, Sbbruin said:

No, they have the arms of a bear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45162]

I remember when Marge tried to unite America by promoting the execution of random Democratic politicians, and when she hounded Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg in Washington DC over his gun control stance.  She's a tireless advocate for all Americans when she supports putting a bullet in Nancy Pelosi's head as well as the heads of multiple FBI agents, and when she supports hanging Obama and Hillary Clinton.  She's a uniter, dammit!

Edited July 17 by jimmyjazz

[TwiceHorn 30834]

21 hours ago, Js1 said:

Man, I’ve missed all the meetings about the left’s civil war planning. Dang 

They're at brisket's house, by the spiral staircase.

[jimmyjazz 45162]

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

They're at brisket's house, by the spiral staircase.

Gotta be careful, I almost got bit by a coyote at the pot luck.

[Jive Turkey 12323]

 

[Zonahorn 7921]

Mistook one radical republican for the other

Edited July 20 by Zonahorn

[TheStoicPaisano 9786]

[Chewbacca 7617]

On 7/14/2024 at 9:09 AM, Pancho said:

This bitch

 

By faith, she means the opposite of faith.  But that's redundant, I know.

[Satchel 6901]

Where are MTG and her one time sidekick, Boebert? Are Republicans hiding them so they won’t scare voters in the run up to the election?

[RPM 26090]

9 hours ago, Satchel said:

Where are MTG and her one time sidekick, Boebert? Are Republicans hiding them so they won’t scare voters in the run up to the election?

Shouldn't they be on the campaign trail with JD? Tres Weirdos.

[High Plains Drifter 10930]

 

nvm

 

Edited August 14 by High Plains Drifter

[High Plains Drifter 10930]

On 6/13/2024 at 4:07 PM, Art Vandelay said:

 

 

 

It has been a long damn time since I've had a flight attendant that looks like that. 

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 10930]

On 6/18/2024 at 12:35 PM, DixonHur said:

I like this idea.  Instead of collecting a salary from my business, I'll just pay myself in tips.

Thanks Marge!

 

You jest, but that is exactly why DoTArD is pushing this. You will see CEOs and their ilk getting salaries of 50k but end of year tips in the tens of millions. 

 

[High Plains Drifter 10930]

On 7/7/2024 at 5:21 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

The Declaration of Independence was not signed on July 4. 

There are not "more than a dozen" names listed. 

Three of those ages are older than 35. 

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

[jimmyjazz 45162]

. . . never mind the fact that Kamala Harris' job was not to secure the border.

[Sawbonz 26808]

Nm

Edited August 14 by Sawbonz

[Mo Horn 8696]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . never mind the fact that Kamala Harris' job was not to secure the border.

Or the fact that she voted against the bill that would do exactly what she's talking about. 

[jimmyjazz 45162]

nm

Edited August 14 by jimmyjazz

[Sawbonz 26808]

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure 1M+ Americans don't choke to death on food every year.

I read it as 300 per year hence my edit. 

[6th Street 6270]

 

This is amazing schadenfreude

 

[crash_davis 23040]

[DDD Dad 14060]

29 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Probably nothing.  She is the epitome of "useful idiot."

[Brisketexan 103515]

18 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Probably nothing.  She is the epitome of "useful idiot."

Yep.  She's the embodiment of this fictional character.

[DDD Dad 14060]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  She's the embodiment of this fictional character.

[aggie08 20344]

21 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Probably nothing.  She is the epitome of "useful idiot."

If you're good at something, do it for free. That's what her cousin/mom used to say.

[Pancho 42227]

I was just thinking the other day about how we haven’t heard a lot coming from butch body once Uncle Joe dropped out. 

Until…

 

[Mo Horn 8696]

I love British journalists. They ask the questions that need to be asked. And we are an embarrassment in the eyes of the rest of the world. 

[Underdog 28118]

That cunt can't die in a most painful way soon enough.  Yeah, I said that Immasnitch's LE friends. 

[Js1 82948]

14 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I love British journalists. They ask the questions that need to be asked. And we are an embarrassment in the eyes of the rest of the world. 

Foreign media, especially the UK and Australia, absolutely a) ask good questions and b) pushes back when they don’t get an answer or the person is just lying nonstop

Some Republican politician can go on CNN and lie nonstop and threaten to have the reporter executed and Tapper would be like “wow thank you for that insight, truly thought provoking”

[bolverk 29036]

On 9/7/2024 at 10:44 AM, Js1 said:

Foreign media, especially the UK and Australia, absolutely a) ask good questions and b) pushes back when they don’t get an answer or the person is just lying nonstop

Some Republican politician can go on CNN and lie nonstop and threaten to have the reporter executed and Tapper would be like “wow thank you for that insight, truly thought provoking”

My pet theory is that many of our broadcast "journalists" didn't actually go to journalism school in college but instead majored in mass communications. 

[jimmyjazz 45162]

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

My pet theory is that many of our broadcast "journalists" didn't actually go to journalism school in college but instead majored in mass communications. 

Tapper majored in History at Dartmoth, and did well.  Good school.  Not at all j-school training.

[bolverk 29036]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Tapper majored in History at Dartmoth, and did well.  Good school.  Not at all j-school training.

I've never taken a journalism class, but I'd like to think there'd be coursework on "how to interview a liar." You certainly wouldn't learn that by studying history, no matter how highly touted the school. And other than public speaking, I have no idea what a mass comm major studies.

Anyway, I don't really know what I'm talking about. I just don't get why other English-speaking countries have such better broadcast journalists so I'm just throwing an idea against the wall.

[jimmyjazz 45162]

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I've never taken a journalism class, but I'd like to think there'd be coursework on "how to interview a liar." You certainly wouldn't learn that by studying history, no matter how highly touted the school. And other than public speaking, I have no idea what a mass comm major studies.

Anyway, I don't really know what I'm talking about. I just don't get why other English-speaking countries have such better broadcast journalists so I'm just throwing an idea against the wall.

I considered j-school.  I was editor of my HS paper for two years.  It's surprisingly technical and process-oriented, and of course I have none of the collegiate training.  I just don't think CNN and other media outlets give a shit.