Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Blotto 23,462]

11 hours ago, aggie08 said:

We're actually doing this? All right then.

I know she's Qanon adjacent, but she's a sitting U.S. Congresswoman for fuck's sake. It's got to be performative since she's not in the public eye nearly as much these days. This is too dumb even for her.

You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP. 

[High Plains Drifter 10,993]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP. 

 

is that when we finally get to the death part of the death cult?

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

that's incredible, especially for a lawyer

[Macanudo 12,945]

21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's incredible, especially for a lawyer

I bet he's not a "real" lawyer.  He probably went to a couple of Bob Loblaw's seminars.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

I prefer the law blog myself, but you're probably right

[Tuco 5,076]

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP. 

Yeah, let's talk math here.  If she is not primaried by 2026, that means at least 25% of the voting citizens in a congressional district believes she is the best they could do.  Because, this isn't just about voting party lines.  In a safe district, the real election is at the primary, and half of those voters picked her. That is how shitty the Republican Party is. 

Edited October 5 by Tuco

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11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I bet he's not a "real" lawyer.  He probably went to a couple of Bob Loblaw's seminars.  

or a Harvard extension course

[Mittens 8,198]

 

[The Dog 43,866]

 

[pacman 7,341]

On 10/4/2024 at 10:18 AM, Blotto said:

You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP. 

less than 24 hours later, this is worth repeating

holy shit, lol

she has to be a twitter parody account in the living flesh

[Bullneck 19,030]

18 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Real lawyer, after all.  Seems like he'd be the "Cleveland Stadium" kind of guy.

 

 

[miguelito 11,225]

23 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Can't she just look up her ancestor's files?

[Macanudo 12,945]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Real lawyer, after all.  Seems like he'd be the "Cleveland Stadium" kind of guy.

 

 

Still doesn't answer where he went to law school.  It could have been the Rocco Clubo School along with typewriter maintenance and other law stuff.

[Bullneck 19,030]

9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Still doesn't answer where he went to law school.  It could have been the Rocco Clubo School along with typewriter maintenance and other law stuff.

[Macanudo 12,945]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Thanks, Buzzkill.  I mean, Bullneck.

[TeeDubya 3,360]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Can't she just look up her parent’s files?

FIFY

[Underdog 28,485]

Ms. Crockett refers Gump as B6 now. 

[Macanudo 12,945]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Ms. Crockett refers Gump as B6 now. 

She sunk her battleship?

[Underdog 28,485]

Dinghy

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dinghy

 

No I did that at the press conference 

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She just needs to think about before she was unfrozen.... was there a toll to cross the land bridge?

[The Dog 43,866]

 

[Sawbonz 27,466]

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

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[atomheartbevo 89,503]

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

We bought raw milk from a local farm for a few months in 2020.  No issues. I understand the point of pasteurization, and it’s a good thing. I sure wouldn’t pimp raw milk as better, just an alternative with additional risks and benefits. Of course the benefits can be had in other ways, while avoiding the risks. 

Edited October 7 by Pato del Muerto

[Tuco 5,076]

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

She doesn't like Italian food. 

[TDunk 590]

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

Hard to smell it when she goes down. 

[Underdog 28,485]

“that can result in serious complications and death.“

By all means, Marge, drink up! 

[High Plains Drifter 10,993]

On 10/5/2024 at 10:38 AM, Mittens said:

 

 

I don't know Marjorie, seems like you'd be best to answer the question what Neanderthals were doing in the ice age. 

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 10,993]

On 10/5/2024 at 11:02 AM, miguelito said:

Can't she just look up her ancestor's files?

 dammit, beat me to it. Gotta bring the A game when making fun of marjorie. 

[The Dog 43,866]

 

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[AnTiM 1,659]

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Beauty may be skin deep...but stupid goes clean to the bone.

[The Dog 43,866]

 

[SydneyCarton 47,936]

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

She things fog machines are weather control. 

[Red Five 40,703]

She gets votes. Like, from real people. Knowingly. People who want her to represent them.

[hookem2010 2,609]

On 10/7/2024 at 12:19 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

We bought raw milk from a local farm for a few months in 2020.  No issues. I understand the point of pasteurization, and it’s a good thing. I sure wouldn’t pimp raw milk as better, just an alternative with additional risks and benefits. Of course the benefits can be had in other ways, while avoiding the risks. 

No need to explain. We'd be surprised if you of all people didn't drink raw milk. In fact, I'd be somewhat shocked if you didn't regularly partake in chicken tartare.

[gernblansten 3,191]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

She things fog machines are weather control. 

JUST LOOK AT WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING TO THE WEATHER IN FLORIDA!!!!!

[NAVY 6,739]

3 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

JUST LOOK AT WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING TO THE WEATHER IN FLORIDA!!!!!

I get the duck, but how they get the football players up in the sky like that? 

[royiv 9,179]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

She gets votes. Like, from real people. Knowingly. People who want her to represent them.

And those people live in a swing state. Their votes have an outsized influence on who the next President will be. The electoral college sucks.

[ConferenceRoom 6,132]

9 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I get the duck, but how they get the football players up in the sky like that? 

If you can control the weather, you can control gravity. 

[miguelito 11,225]

And if you control the mail, you control ... information. 

[Underdog 28,485]

Is she really wrong? 

 

[NAVY 6,739]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is she really wrong? 

 

Is that the weather-making iPad? 

[Nivek 16,878]

52 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Is that the weather-making iPad? 

It's called the MaxiQ-pad.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,730]

9 hours ago, NAVY said:

I get the duck, but how they get the football players up in the sky like that? 

That’s an Ibis. His name is Sebastian.