Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Jive Turkey 12,592]

 

[Horn Dog 9,814]

I must admit if I had a remote control hurricane super weapon, i would be tageting Florida (and probably Oklahoma) on the regular for shits and giggles 

[Biff Tannen 45,661]

On 10/3/2024 at 10:47 PM, aggie08 said:

We're actually doing this? All right then.

I know she's Qanon adjacent, but she's a sitting U.S. Congresswoman for fuck's sake. It's got to be performative since she's not in the public eye nearly as much these days. This is too dumb even for her.

This aged well

[Pancho 44,685]

[jimmyjazz 45,877]

Thank you for being the voice of reason, Marge.

[Horn Dog 9,814]

[miguelito 11,250]

MTG for director of NASA?

[jimmyjazz 45,877]

15 minutes ago, miguelito said:

MTG for director of NASA?

Do we still have a Space Force?

[speed817 19,247]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

[Underdog 28,544]

Unfuckingbelievable her party swept the election.  JFC! 

[AnTiM 1,666]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Just when you think she is way beyond stupid, she amazes you again.

[quigley 1,555]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Marge taking it back to first principles.

 

[Dnaguy 11,911]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

If you believe that todays “germs” is caused by too many single cell microscopic organisms, you have been fooled.

If you believe that today’s “evolution” is caused by selection of the fittest, you have been fooled.

if you believe that today’s ’gravity’ is caused by mass, you have been fooled.

If you believe that today’s ‘fire’ is caused by rubbing two sticks really fast, you have been fooled

[Horn Dogg 3,868]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Do we still have a Space Force?

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

[UT_OB1 2,213]

7 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

[Horn Dogg 3,868]

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

For sure - and half the MAGA base will think he was the first guy to go to the moon.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,904]

6 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

For sure - and half the MAGA base will think he was the first guy to go to the moon.

OK, that's just silly. Give the MAGA followers a little bit of credit. At least they know that he went to the moon after his dad, Han Solo.

[Macanudo 12,974]

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

Except he's going to name Luther Campbell not Mark Hamill.

[Okie State 3,804]

22 hours ago, Pancho said:

So it's the spinning and rotating and gravity that's causing it. Never thought about it that way before. Makes sense.

[Biff Tannen 45,661]

11 minutes ago, Okie State said:

So it's the spinning and rotating and gravity that's causing it. Never thought about it that way before. Makes sense.

In all honesty, her statement illustrates exactly how people latch on to religion. The magnitude of the earth and the universe and geologic time scale is too much for some people to comprehend, so they just throw their hands up and say, welp, must be some higher power because my brain can’t deal with this shit. 

[troph 24,781]

You know what MTG? I wouldn’t share a fucking bathroom with your nasty ass if trump hisself tried to make me. Fuck yo nasty ass. 

[hookem2010 2,623]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In all honesty, her statement illustrates exactly how people latch on to religion. The magnitude of the earth and the universe and geologic time scale is too much for some people to comprehend, so they just throw their hands up and say, welp, must be some higher power because my brain can’t deal with this shit. 

This was actually one of the first things that pushed me away from religion as a kid. I began to grasp the concept of eternity in elementary school and had regular existential crises thinking about spending it with the people at church who discussed the "gift" of eternal life.

Uh, no thanks.

Edited 21 hours ago by hookem2010

[DaysOff 7,943]

Unfuckingbelievable her party swept the election.  JFC! 

I recommend getting to the airport 2 or 3 hours early for your next flight to do some people watching. You'll find the sweep not unfuckingbelievable, but on brand.

[Horn Dogg 3,868]

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Except he's going to name Luther Campbell not Mark Hamill.

His attitude toward women is a good cultural fit with this administration.  Wrong color though.

[Pancho 44,685]

[Sbbruin 21,825]

On 11/19/2024 at 5:52 AM, Pancho said:

It's the gravativity and polarity

[Mdhorn 5,945]

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My first thought after reading her reply was the same—admitting to hiding your fellow sex crimes makes you an accessory. How is toe head this damn stupid, and how is this not being hammered by the media and Democrats?

Edited 16 hours ago by Mdhorn

[mchookem 16,318]

On 11/19/2024 at 6:52 AM, Pancho said:

holy shit i just realized she's legitimately conflating earth's seasonal rotation with climate change.

what.the.fuck. 

[grazinhorn 472]

rotate vs revolve

come on, it's not that hard