Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Jive Turkey 12673]

 

[Horn Dog 9970]

I must admit if I had a remote control hurricane super weapon, i would be tageting Florida (and probably Oklahoma) on the regular for shits and giggles 

[Biff Tannen 45752]

On 10/3/2024 at 10:47 PM, aggie08 said:

We're actually doing this? All right then.

I know she's Qanon adjacent, but she's a sitting U.S. Congresswoman for fuck's sake. It's got to be performative since she's not in the public eye nearly as much these days. This is too dumb even for her.

This aged well

[Pancho 45179]

[jimmyjazz 46351]

Thank you for being the voice of reason, Marge.

[Horn Dog 9970]

[miguelito 11333]

MTG for director of NASA?

[jimmyjazz 46351]

15 minutes ago, miguelito said:

MTG for director of NASA?

Do we still have a Space Force?

[speed817 19515]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

[Underdog 28823]

Unfuckingbelievable her party swept the election.  JFC! 

[AnTiM 1675]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Just when you think she is way beyond stupid, she amazes you again.

[quigley 1563]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Marge taking it back to first principles.

 

[Dnaguy 12181]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

If you believe that todays “germs” is caused by too many single cell microscopic organisms, you have been fooled.

If you believe that today’s “evolution” is caused by selection of the fittest, you have been fooled.

if you believe that today’s ’gravity’ is caused by mass, you have been fooled.

If you believe that today’s ‘fire’ is caused by rubbing two sticks really fast, you have been fooled

[Horn Dogg 3995]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Do we still have a Space Force?

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

[UT_OB1 2227]

7 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

[Horn Dogg 3995]

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

For sure - and half the MAGA base will think he was the first guy to go to the moon.

[HornOnTheBayou 8957]

6 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

For sure - and half the MAGA base will think he was the first guy to go to the moon.

OK, that's just silly. Give the MAGA followers a little bit of credit. At least they know that he went to the moon after his dad, Han Solo.

[Macanudo 13025]

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

Except he's going to name Luther Campbell not Mark Hamill.

[Okie State 3848]

22 hours ago, Pancho said:

So it's the spinning and rotating and gravity that's causing it. Never thought about it that way before. Makes sense.

[Biff Tannen 45752]

11 minutes ago, Okie State said:

So it's the spinning and rotating and gravity that's causing it. Never thought about it that way before. Makes sense.

In all honesty, her statement illustrates exactly how people latch on to religion. The magnitude of the earth and the universe and geologic time scale is too much for some people to comprehend, so they just throw their hands up and say, welp, must be some higher power because my brain can’t deal with this shit. 

[troph 24916]

You know what MTG? I wouldn’t share a fucking bathroom with your nasty ass if trump hisself tried to make me. Fuck yo nasty ass. 

[hookem2010 2632]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In all honesty, her statement illustrates exactly how people latch on to religion. The magnitude of the earth and the universe and geologic time scale is too much for some people to comprehend, so they just throw their hands up and say, welp, must be some higher power because my brain can’t deal with this shit. 

This was actually one of the first things that pushed me away from religion as a kid. I began to grasp the concept of eternity in elementary school and had regular existential crises thinking about spending it with the people at church who discussed the "gift" of eternal life.

Uh, no thanks.

Edited November 20 by hookem2010

[DaysOff 7988]

Unfuckingbelievable her party swept the election.  JFC! 

I recommend getting to the airport 2 or 3 hours early for your next flight to do some people watching. You'll find the sweep not unfuckingbelievable, but on brand.

[Horn Dogg 3995]

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Except he's going to name Luther Campbell not Mark Hamill.

His attitude toward women is a good cultural fit with this administration.  Wrong color though.

[Pancho 45179]

[Sbbruin 21904]

On 11/19/2024 at 5:52 AM, Pancho said:

It's the gravativity and polarity

[Mdhorn 5992]

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My first thought after reading her reply was the same—admitting to hiding your fellow sex crimes makes you an accessory. How is toe head this damn stupid, and how is this not being hammered by the media and Democrats?

Edited November 20 by Mdhorn

[mchookem 16434]

On 11/19/2024 at 6:52 AM, Pancho said:

holy shit i just realized she's legitimately conflating earth's seasonal rotation with climate change.

what.the.fuck. 

[grazinhorn 472]

rotate vs revolve

come on, it's not that hard

[yoladu 4114]

On 11/20/2024 at 8:56 AM, DaysOff said:

I recommend getting to the airport 2 or 3 hours early for your next flight to do some people watching. You'll find the sweep not unfuckingbelievable, but on brand.

They are in airports? These people don't scale back in a "bad economy"?

[Biff Tannen 45752]

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

They are in airports? These people don't scale back in a "bad economy"?

Spirit Airlines baby

[Ojo Rojo 1982]

On 11/20/2024 at 8:47 AM, hookem2010 said:

This was actually one of the first things that pushed me away from religion as a kid. I began to grasp the concept of eternity in elementary school and had regular existential crises thinking about spending it with the people at church who discussed the "gift" of eternal life.

Uh, no thanks.

I started calling bullshit when they told me in third grade that Adam and Eve didn't really exist.  So what else that you're telling me never really happened?

Anyway, I do like to fantasize about what heaven would be like if it existed.  I'd like to think that everyone experiences heaven in a way that brings them the most elation.  If so, I'd spend a couple millennia in the "sex with supermodels" room. I would pay special attention to Alessandra Ambrosio. Then I'd head off to a centuries-long garden party with all of my favorite people. Endless champagne, spiced meats and fruit tarts.  I'm hoping they have something like the internet, except you can dial up ANYTHING.  "Show my BAC in graph form from 1990-2025."  "Show me in a giant pile how much shit I took while alive."  That would be cool.

[Mdhorn 5992]

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I started calling bullshit when they told me in third grade that Adam and Eve didn't really exist.  So what else that you're telling me never really happened?

Anyway, I do like to fantasize about what heaven would be like if it existed.  I'd like to think that everyone experiences heaven in a way that brings them the most elation.  If so, I'd spend a couple millennia in the "sex with supermodels" room. I would pay special attention to Alessandra Ambrosio. Then I'd head off to a centuries-long garden party with all of my favorite people. Endless champagne, spiced meats and fruit tarts.  I'm hoping they have something like the internet, except you can dial up ANYTHING.  "Show my BAC in graph form from 1990-2025."  "Show me in a giant pile how much shit I took while alive."  That would be cool.

If they did exist, we’re all related to brother and sister fuckers.

Interesting that you have a dick in heaven. Guess no matter what, there’s always gonna be a prick. Your heaven also has a bunch of sluts. Tell me more about this place. 

[4th&Five 41618]

 

Edited November 22 by 4th&Five

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

So she thinks that the fact the galaxy is traveling through space has an effect on the earth’s climate, but altering the composition of the earth’s atmosphere does not?  And even further, the former is what disproves the latter?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13595]

Marge bout to school Elon on gravity.

Edited November 22 by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

[Chips O'Toole 1327]

The unplugged controller metaphor is michelin star chef's kiss.  

[royiv 9402]

23 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Marge bout to school Elon on gravity.

Elon and Marge on a stage discussing space lasers and Mars colonization is something I might throw a few bucks at to watch for the lulz.

[AnTiM 1675]

Let's hope she seduces him and he suicides when he realizes what a fool he really is.

[Wally Fairway 5596]

On 11/19/2024 at 7:49 PM, Horn Dogg said:

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

More likely to nominate Jar-Jar Binks