Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Red Five 40857]

... and Trump will be really old and fat, so the odds of him living until 2028 are pretty small so OH MY GOD.

[elfenix 34239]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

shart talk going away?

[Underdog 28629]

22 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

How many people died of a cardiac event, and their family found this image on the computer as the last thing the deceased person saw?

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

 

[Biff Tannen 45683]

She ain't gonna do shit.

[Brisketexan 105135]

She ain't gonna do shit.

She’ll hold Congress hostage.
And she’ll grift.

You know those things are true.

[Biff Tannen 45683]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

She’ll hold Congress hostage.
And she’ll grift.

You know those things are true.

Well yes, but none of what she said in that diatribe.

[mchookem 16335]

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

 

[Old Freak Nasty 821]

I wouldn't put it past Trump to be stupid enough to take MTG as VP, but doing so prevents any chance he wins Georgia.  He needs someone more vanilla and palatable to create enough apathy for the state's voters.  The plurality of Georgia voters will actively cast a vote against that cunt.

[tx 3 putt 76954]

 

[Biff Tannen 45683]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I thought the new narrative was that she was toning it down. That didn’t last too long. 

[956 Worldwide 34714]

44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I thought the new narrative was that she was toning it down. That didn’t last too long. 

The new narrative was just that she was becoming an establishment Republican shill. And that’s not really at cross-purposes with continuing her bullshit. 

[YGIFS 19450]

43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I thought the new narrative was that she was toning it down. That didn’t last too long. 

It's like her senior staffer literally called to tell me once..."To repeat sir, the Congresswoman does not have Down Syndrome!"  

I also like how she says, not once but twice, that New York City has its own Senators...separate from New York/NY State.  

Other fun facts:  The Clinton Foundation was founded in Spring/Summer of 2001, 18 months after Hillary declared her candidacy and 6 months after she won and was sworn into the Senate.  So that timeline as MTG describes doesn't match.  

JFK, Jr. expressed some cursory interest in elected office but died in summer 1999, some 18 months before the Hillary Clinton victory for Senator of NEW YORK CITY!

Finally, and this is from a guy that hates flying...the plane crash wasn't "mysterious"...when planes fall out of the sky into the ocean due to pilot error, it's not a mystery.  It's a plane crash.  

I know she's just trying to rile up her base.  But doesn't a lot of her base believe that JFK, Jr. is still alive and running a shadow government in exile?  Doesn't this claim that the Clintons killed him kinda run contrary to that?  Or are we beginning a new conspiracy timeline?  

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

She is so fucking dumb.  She should be run our of DC on a raid, but of course not, because Republicans.  

If you continue to vote for Republicans, you are not a serious oerson, and IMO, are an enemy of the Republic.

[Underdog 28629]

From this … 

to seat on House Committee…. JFC! 

[Red Five 40857]

Homeland Security. She thinks a plane didn't hit the Pentagon on 9/11. 

[jimmyjazz 45944]

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Homeland Security. She thinks a plane didn't hit the Pentagon on 9/11. 

One of my desert island conspiracy theories.  We saw two commercial airliners slam into the World Trade Center, bringing it down.  We found the wreckage of a third airliner in a field in Pennsyvania.  "There is no evidence of an airliner hitting the Pentagon!!!"

[DDD Dad 14339]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

One of my desert island conspiracy theories.  We saw two commercial airliners slam into the World Trade Center, bringing it down.  We found the wreckage of a third airliner in a field in Pennsyvania.  "There is no evidence of an airliner hitting the Pentagon!!!"

I'm sure the families of all of those on the plane that didn't hit the Pentagon will find solace in this.

[tx 3 putt 76954]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

On 1/17/2023 at 7:51 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

 

 

 

"Joe Biden, be prepared. We are going to uncover.... every check cut to The Big Guy."

 

 

People were writing checks to Hunter's dong? Who knew?

 

 

[956 Worldwide 34714]

Can we pause and send some blessing/T&P/vibes/good karma to the poor USAID OiG staffers who had to try and answer this woman’s questions? 
 

 

Edited January 24, 2023 by 956 Worldwide

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can we pause and send some blessing/T&P/vibes/good karma to the poor USAID OiG staffers who had to try and answer this woman’s questions? 
 

 

can you post the thread for us? I don't want to click on her profile. 

[956 Worldwide 34714]

47 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can you post the thread for us? I don't want to click on her profile. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

thanks, I think. lol

[atomheartbevo 89662]

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

thanks, I think. lol

She’s buying into the Russian talking points.  Be curious to see if American defense lobbying dollars will sway or if she’ll still buy into the Russian stuff.

She’s also still stupid as fuck, thinking that we can’t work on the border and help Ukraine.  Is it because a lot of Republican voters that support her are too fucking stupid to multitask or something!

[tx 3 putt 76954]

 

 

[speed817 19270]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Edited January 25, 2023 by speed817

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

They are both complete fucking trash.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Wait. What is this? IT'S SANTOS WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR NOOOOO!!!!

[The Royal We 3072]

A couple of ditch pigs wallowing around on the bathroom floor.  Sounds about right.

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

Cat fights are between hotties.  This is a rat fight. 

[Pancho 44795]

Starting to see some stuff on twitter that she’s trying to position herself to become trumps VP pick.

 

That would explain her all of a sudden trying to be rational during the speaker thing.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

I support auditing every dollar sent to her in her PPP loan.

 

[Old Freak Nasty 821]

Why would the GQP let Trump pick MTG for VP?  She won't deliver Georgia nor increase turnout or excitement for any 2024 voter that Trump doesn't already have in the bag.

Pence definitely helped win the 2016 election, probably by a understated factor.

Of course a lot of people have now seen how toxic he is (or doubled down on how great he is) so it might not matter at all so it it's a vanity thing with no impact on voters.  That might be why she's gunning for it.

[Red Five 40857]

Who is the person who wouldn't vote for Dotard, but would with MTG on the ticket?

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

On 1/25/2023 at 12:18 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

I wonder which witch didn’t have a square to spare? My guess is they both use the whole rolls to own the libs. 

[jimmyjazz 45944]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Who is the person who wouldn't vote for Dotard, but would with MTG on the ticket?

I doubt many exist.  The only thing I can think of is that Trump will be 78 next time around, so the Veep candidate "matters" more.

Nah, who am I kidding?

[hayden_horn 11362]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Who is the person who wouldn't vote for Dotard, but would with MTG on the ticket?

it's all those people who didn't vote for dotard but somehow ended up defending everything he and the republican party tried to do during his shit administration. what a wasted four fucking years that was. fucking christ. good job gary johnson voters! from the actual gary johnson voter who wishes he could go back and vote for clinton. ain't none of yall supposed gary johnson voters willing to admit that, are you?

[South Austin 52499]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

from the actual gary johnson voter who wishes he could go back and vote for clinton.

[hayden_horn 11362]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

my logic at the time made sense to me. get a third party to a reasonable % of the vote so they qualify for federal funding and hillary wasn't winning texas anyways. 

now, i'm probably middle finger to the republicans at all times including voting for anyone running against them. 

they are the biggest threat to our democracy right now, foreign or domestic.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

On 1/25/2023 at 2:18 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Why couldn’t they shoot and kill each other?

[Pato del Muerto 52497]

$42 million for an audit of ukraine aid?  That sounds expensive. Probably need to audit those audit expenditures.  You know, to eliminate waste. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

$42 million for an audit of ukraine aid?  That sounds expensive. Probably need to audit those audit expenditures.  You know, to eliminate waste. 

city of austin has a whole rolodex of consultants. 

if they don't work out, call bellmont. consultants make the best decisions.

[Beau Vine 54226]

 

Edited January 27, 2023 by Beau Vine
Couldn't find anyone else who tweeted the subject of the amendment, so here you go, John Cooper.

[Pato del Muerto 52497]

There’s a B missing from that list…

[Satchel 6938]

That’s the future Madam VP to you haters.

[Sawbonz 27561]

 

[YGIFS 19450]

Why do they call her a cunt?  

'Cause that's the sound she makes when she kicks something with her fucked up foot....

[Smax 3800]

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1618998587219759110

[NWBuck 8564]

47 minutes ago, Smax said:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1618998587219759110

And whose power was being abused when oil prices dropped after the election?