Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Smax 3800]

how is that not against some sort of law, as others have mentioned, revenge porn, obscenity? This is crazy even for the spork footed ditch pig

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

12 minutes ago, Smax said:

how is that not against some sort of law, as others have mentioned, revenge porn, obscenity? This is crazy even for the spork footed ditch pig

She has to keep getting more outrageous to keep her base engaged, otherwise they lose interest and the donations stop coming in.

[Beau Vine 55864]

12 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

She has to keep getting more outrageous to keep her base engaged, otherwise they lose interest and the donations stop coming in.

"Vern, didja see what Marjorie did today?"

[Smax 3800]

17 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

She has to keep getting more outrageous to keep her base engaged, otherwise they lose interest and the donations stop coming in.

 

News at 1100, now back to the question I asked

[kevwun 16438]

I think she's about to have a real bad time courtesy of Jack Smith.

[Underdog 29184]

 

 

Edited July 20, 2023 by Underdog

[Horn Dog 10158]

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

All I know is that the more the Marge and the pubs try to make Hunter look like a villain, the more I like the guy.  He is like Judd Nelson's Bender character in the Breakfast Club.  You know he is a bad dude and has done some bad shit, but you like him anyway cause he's just a self destructive goofball doing shit you wish you could.

[6th Street 6691]

We should invite him to the next Surly tailgate.

[Beau Vine 55864]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

We should invite him to the next Surly tailgate.

We could hook him up with South Austin's mom.

[shakahorn 1656]

I can't see how these pics can be verified as authentic due to chain of custody issues.  The emails I think were verified by tracing them back through servers along the way, or confirming with the senders.  

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

[Beau Vine 55864]

Spoiler

You might not want to see this.

Spoiler

I tried to warn you.

Spoiler

You sure?

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Vern, didja see what Marjie did today?"

FIF too many syllables

[Horn Dog 10158]

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

  Reveal hidden contents

You might not want to see this.

  Reveal hidden contents

I tried to warn you.

  Reveal hidden contents

You sure?

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Underdog 29184]

Not enough hail damage, stretch marks, moles, skin tags, hair, carnival-esque tattoos to be believable. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4075]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

Similar to my sentiments on the open corruption of the SC, I do feel like there was a time where this kind of thing would have caused real outrage and she would have been booted.  Now it is shrug and move on to the next ridiculous thing.  A congressperson waving dick picks in public for revenge should have repercusssions.  But it won't. It feels beyond surreal.

[Eastwood 4394]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

Oh, this is just the new beginning of America’s politics. Do you have any idea what people who graduated high school from ‘99 to ‘06 were sharing on MySpace and Facebook when they were in college without realizing that the internet is forever?

By 2040, we’re going to know what every sitting member of Congress’s genitals look like because they either sent them on Snapchat, Twitter DM, or were buried on an SD card in a 2007 Casio digital camera found in the bottom of drawer in an IKEA dresser that was sold at Goodwill. 

[Underdog 29184]

And of course the Spineless Speaker goes full blown monkey no see, hear or speak on his prized whore. 

[South Austin 53222]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

And of course the Spineless Speaker goes full blown monkey no see, hear or speak on his prized whore. 

Probably because she has dick pics of him as well.

[Beau Vine 55864]

Just now, South Austin said:

Probably because she has dick pics of him as well.

Well, yeah, even I have a Kevin McCarthy dick pic:

Spoiler

 

[Red Five 41738]

Oh, this is just the new beginning of America’s politics. Do you have any idea what people who graduated high school from ‘99 to ‘06 were sharing on MySpace and Facebook when they were in college without realizing that the internet is forever?
By 2040, we’re going to know what every sitting member of Congress’s genitals look like because they either sent them on Snapchat, Twitter DM, or were buried on an SD card in a 2007 Casio digital camera found in the bottom of drawer in an IKEA dresser that was sold at Goodwill. 

Promise? Asking for AOC.

[Satchel 6982]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

Makes me wonder if we can ever crawl out of the abyss. It seems that our darkest impulses have taken hold and we don’t know what to do about it. Nobody should be able what MTG did and get off without penalty. It’s beyond bizarre.

[MC Fresh Breath 4075]

9 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Oh, this is just the new beginning of America’s politics. Do you have any idea what people who graduated high school from ‘99 to ‘06 were sharing on MySpace and Facebook when they were in college without realizing that the internet is forever?

By 2040, we’re going to know what every sitting member of Congress’s genitals look like because they either sent them on Snapchat, Twitter DM, or were buried on an SD card in a 2007 Casio digital camera found in the bottom of drawer in an IKEA dresser that was sold at Goodwill. 

I somewhat get what you're saying, but Hunter is not an elected official and the hearing was allegedly about the IRS.

[shakahorn 1656]

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

We should invite him to the next Surly tailgate.

Be careful what you wish for.  He'll probably drink all the booze, do all the drugs and have sex with all the women.

[NAVY 6969]

Allll rightyyyyy then 

 

[Horn Dog 10158]

1 hour ago, shakahorn said:

Be careful what you wish for.  He'll probably drink all the booze, do all the drugs and have sex with all the women.

I am working on the souvenir tshirt!

[Js1 87182]

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I somewhat get what you're saying, but Hunter is not an elected official and the hearing was allegedly about the IRS.

EXACTLY. 

[HenryJames 67352]

25 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Allll rightyyyyy then 

 

2,1,x

[jimmyjazz 47183]

Remember when the Republicans mostly just hinted that Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton were ugly?  I remember.

[washparkhorn 9973]

[Beau Vine 55864]

I guess Jon Cooper has a good tweet about every 14 years?

[Sawbonz 28220]

I don’t get the cooper tweet

[Beau Vine 55864]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

On 7/20/2023 at 5:55 PM, Beau Vine said:

I guess Jon Cooper has a good tweet about every 14 years?

Had a hard time beating Michigan so he had to go.

[Hmbre97 6337]

On 7/20/2023 at 2:37 PM, Horn Dog said:

username does not check out

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

On 7/20/2023 at 5:11 PM, NAVY said:

Allll rightyyyyy then 

 

I went to Surly jail for posting those here. 😄

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

On 7/20/2023 at 6:41 PM, Sawbonz said:

I don’t get the cooper tweet

she was holding up pics of hunter biden, but he shopped melanie on there instead.

[bolverk 30323]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

[Matuka 1320]

 

[AnTiM 1695]

6 hours ago, Matuka said:

 

Perfect!  Now set the timer and douche with it.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20914]

Holy shit ... she is the dumbest person in Washington.  Read her tweet and the comments to it. 

 

 

 

[mchookem 16765]

nm

Edited August 1, 2023 by mchookem

[mchookem 16765]

52 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit ... she is the dumbest person in Washington.  Read her tweet and the comments to it. 

 

 

 

that's an XK Red 27 technique.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Marjorieephus.

 

[HenryJames 67352]

 

[Brisketexan 106891]

that's an XK Red 27 technique.

I understood - AND FUCKING LOVED - that reference.

One of my favorite movies of all time.

[YGIFS 19458]

Don't call me stupid!  /Otto & MTG, dealer's choice who is actually the more stupid.

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[RDCanecutter 26884]

On 8/10/2023 at 9:24 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Is her nose getting flatter?