Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[smuggs 9340]

[AnTiM 1656]

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Her hair was perfect

She's a werewolf of London?

[Steamboat1874 4031]

22 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Taken

 

This post hits close to home.

[South Austin 52037]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

[Underdog 28437]

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

MTGump- I’ll arm wrestle anyone with my weak arm… anyone?

[Pancho 44358]

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

She must have had an awesome Friday night watching showtime thru the fuzz

[Red Five 40593]

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

I'd probably only do it once.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19074]

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'd probably only do it once.

Something, something, not even with anything that has been in South Austin's mom's vagina.

Edited August 31, 2023 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[NWBuck 8543]

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Something, something, not even with anything that has been in South Austin's mom's vagina.

That doesn't really narrow things down, now does it? 

[Covri 6229]

On 8/29/2023 at 9:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

 

[Underdog 28437]

On 8/29/2023 at 10:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

Did Mitch transition? 
 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

^

Good callback.  Even better that he's arguably the smartest person in the country and she's arguably the stupidest.  

I mean, I still can't believe she had a senior staffer, not just some intern (Deputy Chief of Staff, IIRC)...call me back to inform me with zero sense of self-awareness or irony, that the Congresswoman was in fact not Mentally Retarded nor does she have Down's Syndrome.  And it was like 24 hours later, they had to bump legitimate constituent callbacks to call me.  Which leads me to believe, this wasn't the first time somebody close to her had to tell an outside that she's a "normal" person and not disabled.  

[BamaATL 16592]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

^

Good callback.  Even better that he's arguably the smartest person in the country and she's arguably the stupidest.  

I mean, I still can't believe she had a senior staffer, not just some intern (Deputy Chief of Staff, IIRC)...call me back to inform me with zero sense of self-awareness or irony, that the Congresswoman was in fact not Mentally Retarded nor does she have Down's Syndrome.  And it was like 24 hours later, they had to bump legitimate constituent callbacks to call me.  Which leads me to believe, this wasn't the first time somebody close to her had to tell an outside that she's a "normal" person and not disabled.  

I live next to her district, she's not getting many calls from her constituents.  

As for any that suggested hitting it once, I met her years ago, well before politics at a trade show (her dad was a fairly big contractor), and I remember her for being obviously unwell even then, and someone to stay well away from.  You know how you get a vibe when you meet someone that tells you just to steer clear?  Well imagine that, and multiply it times about 1,000.  Even then, I got the sense that she was a time bomb of sorts, I just never in a million years presumed it would potentially be on a national level.  In fact, if you had told me that at the time I'd have outright laughed in your face, and generally speaking I'm pretty polite and reserved in person.  

[YGIFS 19449]

You may know one of the guys from my floor from freshman year in college in Florida.  He was from Cartersville, GA.  His father was a big contractor in the area (near MTG's district, lotta jobs in Rome and Calhoun, IIRC).  I transferred to Texas, he transferred to Auburn.  But his dad was big into local politics.  Decades later, she comes on the scene and I asked Wes if he knew what Dave was up to lately and was he still in NW Georgia.  He was in fact living in NW Georgia and got into business with his father and they were deeply involved in politics.  So I scanned her donor list and sure enough, there they were as donors to MTG.  Last time I saw Dave was visiting him at Auburn as I rolled through on a road trip and passed out on his couch and woke up to him smoking crack so his support of MTG totally tracks.  Small world, even smaller without some of her toes.  

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

In fact, if you had told me that at the time I'd have outright laughed in your face, and generally speaking I'm pretty polite and reserved in person.

[BamaATL 16592]

14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You may know one of the guys from my floor from freshman year in college in Florida.  He was from Cartersville, GA.  His father was a big contractor in the area (near MTG's district, lotta jobs in Rome and Calhoun, IIRC).  I transferred to Texas, he transferred to Auburn.  But his dad was big into local politics.  Decades later, she comes on the scene and I asked Wes if he knew what Dave was up to lately and was he still in NW Georgia.  He was in fact living in NW Georgia and got into business with his father and they were deeply involved in politics.  So I scanned her donor list and sure enough, there they were as donors to MTG.  Last time I saw Dave was visiting him at Auburn as I rolled through on a road trip and passed out on his couch and woke up to him smoking crack so his support of MTG totally tracks.  Small world, even smaller without some of her toes.  

It's possible that I do, I live about 15 minutes from Cartersville, and the industry is smaller than people think in that most of the major players more or less stay the same.  Additionally, heavy drug use continues to a norm in the industry.  I've never been a heavy drug user, to be honest I just don't care for any of it, but up until I set out on my own, guess who always seemed to get the random drug test?

[TexEx15 17444]

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

That Marge.  She’s a thinker. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19074]

I hate her so much.  But she is the representative of a lot of people in the United States...

[Biff Tannen 45477]

On 8/31/2023 at 9:47 AM, BamaATL said:

I got the sense that she was a time bomb of sorts

Perhaps a pipe bomb?

[Post Oak 20182]

As nonsensical as that word vomit was, I've had conversations with a couple of MAGAts that sounded pretty similar. 

These people just have keywords that they try to insert into sentences with no intention of them being understandable.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

There's no fixing stupid. 

[Bodhi 1111]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That Marge.  She’s a thinker. 

Obligatory 

[South Austin 52037]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That Marge.  She’s a thinker. 

How hard must it be for some of her colleagues to listen to her and think, "I worked my ass off in college (and maybe grad school), then worked my ass off in a business that wasn't my dad's, and I work my ass off as a representative going over stacks of congressional reports and papers submitted by leading experts, and this dumbfuck gets elected and has a seat behind a microphone in the United States House of Motherfucking Representatives?!?!?!?!"

[jimmyjazz 45513]

UGA's finest(s):

 

[Beau Vine 53964]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

How hard must it be for some of her colleagues to listen to her and think, "I worked my ass off in college (and maybe grad school), then worked my ass off in a business that wasn't my dad's, and I work my ass off as a representative going over stacks of congressional reports and papers submitted by leading experts, and this dumbfuck gets elected and has a seat behind a microphone in the United States House of Motherfucking Representatives?!?!?!?!"

Yeah, that has to make Boebert, Santos, Tuberville, etc, just burn with hate.

[Stilicho 1397]

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hate her so much.  But she is the representative of a lot of people in the United States...

I’m beginning to hate them as well. 

Anti-intellectualism runs deep in our history, but we’re getting beyond the pale now. 

[Red Five 40593]

"Did they pay taxes in the ice ages? So why open borders? I rest my case." 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Did they pay taxes in the ice ages? So why open borders? I rest my case." 

Entire base:  "yup"

[Stilicho 1397]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Did they pay taxes in the ice ages? So why open borders? I rest my case." 

If anyone has any insight into the political workings of the ancient Neanderthals, it’s fucking MGT. 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Her electoral defeat of Lothar, King of the Hill People, really catapulted her into the ice shelf spotlight.  But then Lothar took a crude axe to most of her family, even getting a few of her toes.

[Gatorubet 30064]

“Alright…who fucked the Denisovian???”

<Hill people turn in unison and stare at Marge>

[ultimaton 2966]

"Drok say need one third of Zkrog shiny rock, need pay for big fire, need melt water mountain. Zkrog say no! Make big wall! Keep Moon Clan out, make Moon Clan pay! Zkrog say make pangea great again!"

[speed817 19065]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

UGA's finest(s):

 

Let's have a spelling contest!!!

[Satchel 6908]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

UGA's finest(s):

 

Both should be in the Georgia promotional video during football games.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

Both should be in the Georgia promotional video during football games.

The one about the dangers of fetal alcohol syndrome?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

More Republican on Republican violence. This time, Republican Congressman Ken Buck of Colorado is hammering Marjorie.  And HOLY SHIT is it glorious.

Buck: "When I was teaching law school, I learned and taught certain constitutional principles. When Marjorie Taylor Greene was teaching CrossFit, she learned a whole different set of values, evidently because my idea of what this country should be like is based on the Constitution, and she sees the world differently. She's criticized me for voting to certify the election in 2020. The Constitution says Congress shall count the votes. It doesn’t say Congress may overturn an election result. It doesn't say Congress can do whatever the heck it wants with this election. "Shall count the votes," that's what the Constitution says. In her CrossFit class, maybe they didn't cover that. Also, the Constitution also says that the impeachment of a president shall be based on treason, high crimes, and misdemeanors. It doesn't say it's a political exercise, and we hope that it kind of does the right thing. So, I get tired of people. One of the beauties of Congress is you bring 435 people together from different backgrounds, and you try to reach a consensus on issues. When you've got people who care more about their social media accounts than they do about the Constitution, we have a real problem in Congress."


https://www.meidastouch.com/news/maybe-they-didnt-teach-the-constitution-in-crossfit-class

[RDCanecutter 26239]

On 8/29/2023 at 9:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

I would be happy I woke up. Then I'd lie there quietly feigning sleep until she left the cave to forage, and then see what materials I could find that would be useful for constructing a pit trap.

[Goredho 17302]

This new Naked and Afraid: Washington DC spin off is kind of wild.

[BamaATL 16592]

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

This new Naked and Afraid: Washington DC spin off is kind of wild.

I found it to be in poor taste when they announced Bob Packwood as the host.  

[Underdog 28437]

On 9/6/2023 at 2:45 PM, speed817 said:

Let's have a spelling contest!!!

Moderator: Mr. Greene, your word is Gestapo. 

Greene: G-a-z-p-a-c-h-o... Gazpacho! 

[Horn Dog 9644]

On 8/29/2023 at 10:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

[YGIFS 19449]

On 8/29/2023 at 9:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

Say, you know which way to the Gun Show? /exhales and reduces flex

No seriously, I'm looking to buy assault rifles for my confederates.  

[Goredho 17302]

On 8/29/2023 at 8:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

No seriously, I'm looking to buy assault rifles for my confederates.  

I see what you did there

[DixonHur 11074]

Wait, I thought COVID was a hoax and masks were evil

[NWBuck 8543]

55 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, I thought COVID was a hoax and masks were evil

Even TSA is like "Nah... Leave your shoes on."

[956 Worldwide 34314]

Zelenskyy is “acting” like he’s at war and “recking” the economy. 
 

She has to do her own tweets.

[YGIFS 19449]

Oh, there's a WRECKONING coming America!  

-MTG

Her favorite movie is Reck-It-Wralph especially the scene with the Rench.  I mean, Whench.  

It could very well be her staff writing her tweets, not her.  I've spoken with a couple of them.  Most Congress members pick and choose mid-level staffers from grown children of friends and donors.  Just the way it goes, we're used to it.  Only problem with that in her case is that pool of talent she's pulling from is about as shallow as the nailbeds on her missing toes.  

[Born to Run 6524]

More like there is a wreck conning America.