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Hey y'all, MTG is super serious about etiquette and respect. Like, say, screaming at the President of the United States during his State of the Union address. 

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On 9/19/2023 at 8:18 PM, Born to Run said:
On 9/19/2023 at 5:36 PM, Underdog said:
Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

That's hard to eat with a spork.

You inconsiderate bigot---that's not a spork.  That's her club-foot!  And disabled people can eat just fine with four toes and a dream.  

6 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

That's actually neither a menorah or a jewish space laser.  That's an aerial view of her pair of four-toed feet and her abutment of a chin.  

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I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

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2 minutes ago, Pods said:

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  That would fit her fked up idea of politics.  

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40 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  

We have never needed a vomiting rep response as much as we do right now. 

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One day she’s gonna die.  And her family is gonna send someone to the corner store to get a printed paper with her obituary.  And one of her nephews will read it aloud to the rest of the family.  “Mother, Congresswoman, beloved aunt…”. And a niece will stop him and say, “what the hell Larry?  Beloved aunt?  It was supposed to read ‘beloved cunt’!  Go get this fixed!”   

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37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are all children

Mike Johnson stars in the new rebooted prime time soap opera “All My Children”

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cross-posted from the Chip Roy thread:

 

 

 

 

Worst Person You Know Made a Great Point | Know Your Meme

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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

 

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

It's their version of "Ewell should have taken Cemetery Hill."

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34 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Supposedly she's an UGA grad but I wonder if the diploma actually reads, "Texas A&M."

University of Georgia Adjacent*

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?

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