Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Beau Vine 55864]

 

[Red Five 41738]

Hey y'all, MTG is super serious about etiquette and respect. Like, say, screaming at the President of the United States during his State of the Union address. 

[Beau Vine 55864]

The perfect white elephant Christmas gift!

 

[Underdog 29184]

Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

How did they turn cave paintings into a book?

[Chewbacca 7830]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

How did they turn cave paintings into a book?

Jewish space lasers.  Duh.

[YGIFS 19458]

16 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Jewish space lasers.  Duh.

Then wouldn't the paintings be right to left?  

[Born to Run 6601]

Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

That's hard to eat with a spork.

[UTCzech III 2934]

Oy vey!

 

[YGIFS 19458]

On 9/19/2023 at 8:18 PM, Born to Run said:

On 9/19/2023 at 5:36 PM, Underdog said:

Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

That's hard to eat with a spork.

You inconsiderate bigot---that's not a spork.  That's her club-foot!  And disabled people can eat just fine with four toes and a dream.  

6 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

That's actually neither a menorah or a jewish space laser.  That's an aerial view of her pair of four-toed feet and her abutment of a chin.  

[Pato del Muerto 53492]

A menorah and a piece of kosher turkey bacon?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20914]

Just wanted to make sure this is preserved forever.
 

 

[Pods 7637]

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

[AnTiM 1695]

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  That would fit her fked up idea of politics.  

[Pods 7637]

40 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  

We have never needed a vomiting rep response as much as we do right now. 

Edited October 27, 2023 by Pods

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just wanted to make sure this is preserved forever.
 

 

She's nothing more than a stupid, hideous howling monkey.  Apologies to all monkeys for that remark. 

[YGIFS 19458]

One day she’s gonna die.  And her family is gonna send someone to the corner store to get a printed paper with her obituary.  And one of her nephews will read it aloud to the rest of the family.  “Mother, Congresswoman, beloved aunt…”. And a niece will stop him and say, “what the hell Larry?  Beloved aunt?  It was supposed to read ‘beloved cunt’!  Go get this fixed!”   

[Zonahorn 8079]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/marjorie-taylor-greene-slammed-by-cnns-jake-tapper-as-he-curses-on-air/ar-AA1j37R7
 

You know you fucked up when you have Tapper spitting mad.

[Js1 87182]

Whatcha gonna do about it, hammer toes?

 

[DixonHur 11959]

Just once I'd like to hear one of the idiots define Communism. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Hammer Toes is a great name for her 

[NWBuck 8629]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Hammer Toes is a great name for her 

And the campaign of her opponent. 

"Stop. Hammer Toes." 

[Francisco 2.0 32588]

Cross-posted from the Chip Roy thread:

 

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

They are all children

[strangulation! 1716]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are all children

[Js1 87182]

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are all children

Mike Johnson stars in the new rebooted prime time soap opera “All My Children”

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cross-posted from the Chip Roy thread:

 

 

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Another crossover episode. 

 

[tx ind 7057]

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

[RDCanecutter 26884]

4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

That book-learnin is holdin you back.

[jimmyjazz 47184]

". . . could care less."

#sigh

 

[Horn Dog 10158]

14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

220... 221 Whatever it takes. 

[Underdog 29184]

Prostituted. 

[elfenix 34749]

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

 

[Js1 87182]

Those 2? More like a couple of dogs 

[Red Five 41738]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

 

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

[RDCanecutter 26884]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

It's their version of "Ewell should have taken Cemetery Hill."

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

". . . could care less."

#sigh

 

Supposedly she's an UGA grad but I wonder if the diploma actually reads, "Texas A&M."

[Gatorubet 30715]

[AnTiM 1695]

21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Duh & Duh Duh

[Covri 6368]

34 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Supposedly she's an UGA grad but I wonder if the diploma actually reads, "Texas A&M."

University of Georgia Adjacent*

[RDCanecutter 26884]

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

[Gatorubet 30715]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?

[Born to Run 6601]

Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?

Ah the mildly traumatic origin story to her journey into Crossfit.

[RDCanecutter 26884]

Just remember to call the gym a box, OK?

[Covri 6368]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

[atomheartbevo 90645]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

[Fastbreak 4046]

BJs can get you degrees

[DixonHur 11959]

3 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

BJs can get you degrees

I don't want to know how you know that

[Gatorubet 30715]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I don't want to know how you know that, Doctor. 

fi