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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

When somebody offends you, change your magazine before firing.

This is MTG husband's magazine of choice:

 

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Man, I’ve missed all the meetings about the left’s civil war planning. Dang 

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This bitch

 

ALL Americans?

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The left wants a civil war, that's why they tried to stop the peaceful transition of power. Oh wait. 

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Man, I’ve missed all the meetings about the left’s civil war planning. Dang 

Isn't there a phone tree or newsletter or something?

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Isn't there a phone tree or newsletter or something?

nah bro, we're back to carrier pigeons. can't drone strike those - yet!

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah bro, we're back to carrier pigeons. can't drone strike those - yet!

Pigeons have the same number of toes. Makes sense.

On 7/10/2024 at 2:36 PM, Sbbruin said:

No, they have the arms of a bear.

 

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I remember when Marge tried to unite America by promoting the execution of random Democratic politicians, and when she hounded Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg in Washington DC over his gun control stance.  She's a tireless advocate for all Americans when she supports putting a bullet in Nancy Pelosi's head as well as the heads of multiple FBI agents, and when she supports hanging Obama and Hillary Clinton.  She's a uniter, dammit!

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21 hours ago, Js1 said:

Man, I’ve missed all the meetings about the left’s civil war planning. Dang 

They're at brisket's house, by the spiral staircase.

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

They're at brisket's house, by the spiral staircase.

Gotta be careful, I almost got bit by a coyote at the pot luck.

Mistook one radical republican for the other

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On 7/14/2024 at 9:09 AM, Pancho said:

This bitch

 

By faith, she means the opposite of faith.  But that's redundant, I know.

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Where are MTG and her one time sidekick, Boebert? Are Republicans hiding them so they won’t scare voters in the run up to the election?

9 hours ago, Satchel said:

Where are MTG and her one time sidekick, Boebert? Are Republicans hiding them so they won’t scare voters in the run up to the election?

Shouldn't they be on the campaign trail with JD? Tres Weirdos.

On 6/13/2024 at 4:07 PM, Art Vandelay said:

 

 

 

It has been a long damn time since I've had a flight attendant that looks like that. 

 

 

On 6/18/2024 at 12:35 PM, DixonHur said:

I like this idea.  Instead of collecting a salary from my business, I'll just pay myself in tips.

Thanks Marge!

 

You jest, but that is exactly why DoTArD is pushing this. You will see CEOs and their ilk getting salaries of 50k but end of year tips in the tens of millions. 

 

On 7/7/2024 at 5:21 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

The Declaration of Independence was not signed on July 4. 

There are not "more than a dozen" names listed. 

Three of those ages are older than 35. 

 

. . . never mind the fact that Kamala Harris' job was not to secure the border.

Nm

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . never mind the fact that Kamala Harris' job was not to secure the border.

Or the fact that she voted against the bill that would do exactly what she's talking about. 

nm

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33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure 1M+ Americans don't choke to death on food every year.

I read it as 300 per year hence my edit. 

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29 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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Probably nothing.  She is the epitome of "useful idiot."

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18 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Probably nothing.  She is the epitome of "useful idiot."

Yep.  She's the embodiment of this fictional character.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  She's the embodiment of this fictional character.

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21 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Probably nothing.  She is the epitome of "useful idiot."

If you're good at something, do it for free. That's what her cousin/mom used to say.

I love British journalists. They ask the questions that need to be asked. And we are an embarrassment in the eyes of the rest of the world. 

That cunt can't die in a most painful way soon enough.  Yeah, I said that Immasnitch's LE friends. 

14 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I love British journalists. They ask the questions that need to be asked. And we are an embarrassment in the eyes of the rest of the world. 

Foreign media, especially the UK and Australia, absolutely a) ask good questions and b) pushes back when they don’t get an answer or the person is just lying nonstop

Some Republican politician can go on CNN and lie nonstop and threaten to have the reporter executed and Tapper would be like “wow thank you for that insight, truly thought provoking”

On 9/7/2024 at 10:44 AM, Js1 said:

Foreign media, especially the UK and Australia, absolutely a) ask good questions and b) pushes back when they don’t get an answer or the person is just lying nonstop

Some Republican politician can go on CNN and lie nonstop and threaten to have the reporter executed and Tapper would be like “wow thank you for that insight, truly thought provoking”

My pet theory is that many of our broadcast "journalists" didn't actually go to journalism school in college but instead majored in mass communications. 

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

My pet theory is that many of our broadcast "journalists" didn't actually go to journalism school in college but instead majored in mass communications. 

Tapper majored in History at Dartmoth, and did well.  Good school.  Not at all j-school training.

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Tapper majored in History at Dartmoth, and did well.  Good school.  Not at all j-school training.

I've never taken a journalism class, but I'd like to think there'd be coursework on "how to interview a liar." You certainly wouldn't learn that by studying history, no matter how highly touted the school. And other than public speaking, I have no idea what a mass comm major studies.

Anyway, I don't really know what I'm talking about. I just don't get why other English-speaking countries have such better broadcast journalists so I'm just throwing an idea against the wall.

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I've never taken a journalism class, but I'd like to think there'd be coursework on "how to interview a liar." You certainly wouldn't learn that by studying history, no matter how highly touted the school. And other than public speaking, I have no idea what a mass comm major studies.

Anyway, I don't really know what I'm talking about. I just don't get why other English-speaking countries have such better broadcast journalists so I'm just throwing an idea against the wall.

I considered j-school.  I was editor of my HS paper for two years.  It's surprisingly technical and process-oriented, and of course I have none of the collegiate training.  I just don't think CNN and other media outlets give a shit.

40 minutes ago, bolverk said:

My pet theory is that many of our broadcast "journalists" didn't actually go to journalism school in college but instead majored in mass communications. 

Must be a good theory. Kyle Clark has a journalism degree and dude is a good interviewer 

The problem is the "news" networks are much more interested in driving ratings and making money than being responsible stewards of journalism.  

Powerful and important guests help drive those ratings.  If they're too tough on their guests, said guests will not return to be interviewed and that diminishes their content. 

We were a better country when the large broadcasters actually had news departments that were not counted on to generate revenue and profit. 

Jim Acosta, Medhi Hassan were always good for pushback on bullshit. Brianna Keilar as well. 

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16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Brianna Keilar 

Wheelhouse.

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None of the cable networks are news anymore.   They are opinion oriented.  

13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

None of the cable networks are news anymore.   They are opinion oriented.  

Because the masses don’t want news.  They want drama.

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