Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Radical Larry 28528]

32 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Paging @Radical Larry. You have some explaining to do here.

I'm not friends with Great Value Solid Snake. Troubles and Dirk are cool, though. 

[UTCzech III 2900]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Okay, who's placing the phone call to her office today to inquire about Corporate Communism?  They quit calling me back after my last one, I think they recognize my voice at this point.  

I mean, does the Government/People control the means of production and then pass the savings on to the corporation?  Or wait, does the Corporation enslave the government to do its production and then invite the people in for a stock option-equity sharing program (and believe me, that is a big hypothetical, hahahaha).  The corporations rise up against the government and the people take over the means of production but through vaccination, are enslaved to still make stuff to sell to the government who sets prices but passes profits back to the corporation? 

I'm gonna need a fucking org chart here!  Would one of you Qanon lurkers please explain this shit to me.  I swear, I'd make a badass convert to your cause.  I'll stop asking questions, I'll just listen.  I've seen your spokespeople, it's like a comicon but for snuff film buffs.  My family and I have a superb public image.  Just fill me in!!!!!!!!

The correct answer is the Wolverhampton Wanderers, who beat Leicester 3-1

[UTCzech III 2900]

gd dp

Edited March 30, 2021 by UTCzech III
for the peoples in the back

[Longhorn_Fan68 33834]

you can say that again!

[bad_teammate 13132]

 

[NorthLoop 14083]

btw the Jewish Space Laser shirts are available

https://dissentpins.com/collections/secret-jewish-space-laser/products/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-t-shirt

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

15 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

 

So she belongs to three cults, Q-Anon, The Cult of the Orange God, and Crossfit.  

Edited April 1, 2021 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[bad_teammate 13132]

salmon swimming upstream is a new exercise to me

[hayden_horn 11360]

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

btw the Jewish Space Laser shirts are available

https://dissentpins.com/collections/secret-jewish-space-laser/products/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-t-shirt

i ordered a pin from this site, and i still haven't gotten a notification of shipment.

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So she belongs to three cults, Q-Anon, The Cult of the Orange God, and Crossfit.  

I’ll give her credit, of those three-the Qanon believers don’t open ever fucking conversation with it.  If I had a dollar for every “look, as a Trump supporter...” or “at my cross-fit gym, I...”; I’d have enough to buy own space laser with the gentile undercoating package.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33834]

just came to post that video. holy shit what a psychopath.

[Macanudo 12925]

On 3/30/2021 at 2:11 PM, Lobo said:

Okay, who's placing the phone call to her office today to inquire about Corporate Communism?  They quit calling me back after my last one, I think they recognize my voice at this point.  

I mean, does the Government/People control the means of production and then pass the savings on to the corporation?  Or wait, does the Corporation enslave the government to do its production and then invite the people in for a stock option-equity sharing program (and believe me, that is a big hypothetical, hahahaha).  The corporations rise up against the government and the people take over the means of production but through vaccination, are enslaved to still make stuff to sell to the government who sets prices but passes profits back to the corporation? 

I'm gonna need a fucking org chart here!  Would one of you Qanon lurkers please explain this shit to me.  I swear, I'd make a badass convert to your cause.  I'll stop asking questions, I'll just listen.  I've seen your spokespeople, it's like a comicon but for snuff film buffs.  My family and I have a superb public image.  Just fill me in!!!!!!!!

I think we need a Corporate Communism Jump to Conclusions Mat.

[RDCanecutter 26249]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

 

Now I need to see her run in a hamster wheel.

[Ten Bears 2479]

i would like to see her run into a bus.

[RDCanecutter 26249]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

i ordered a pin from this site, and i still haven't gotten a notification of shipment.

And I bet you paid retail too.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33834]

Buahahahahahaha

 

[Pasken 1309]

Girl has something wrong with her diet. Watch with sound.

[TwiceHorn 31263]

12 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Girl has something wrong with her diet. Watch with sound.

I am ignorant of crossfit things, but it doesn't seem like the "jumping" with fairly significant weight overhead is a really good idea.

And what's with the KC faget pullups?

[DigglerontheHoof 21053]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I am ignorant of crossfit things, but it doesn't seem like the "jumping" with fairly significant weight overhead is a really good idea.

And what's with the KC faget pullups?

I don't know shit about CF but I do know good technique for clean and jerk & pullups.

Her technique is as ugly as her face. 

[Macanudo 12925]

Seems like a great way to dislocate a shoulder or something.   Maybe her plan is to get hurt at the gym and sue someone.

[SydneyCarton 47847]

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I am ignorant of crossfit things, but it doesn't seem like the "jumping" with fairly significant weight overhead is a really good idea.

And what's with the KC faget pullups?

That's called a push-press. And those are called butterfly pullups. 

Many things about crossfit are designed basically to be weight based cardio. So you get shit like lifting heavy weights or doing a version of pullups really fast (butterfly of kipping) where the idea is to, yes, lift a fair amount of weight, but mostly to keep moving and elevate your heart rate a fuck ton. Which is why she does those shitty pullups, where a normal pullup without using momentum is just about building strength. With those she's using her momentum to basically do a portion of the pullup for her. With the push press, she's trying to move fast with a "lighter" weight versus just trying to lift the weight over her head without the assistance of her legs, like a strict press. 

Her fucking push-press form is fucking laughable and stupid, imo. She's counteracting the idea, which is move fast, because she's got to use SO much of her fucking legs to get that much weight up. 

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

 

Orthopedic surgeon I know:  crossfitters are funding my retirement. 

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I don't know shit about CF but I do know good technique for clean and jerk & pullups.

Her technique is as ugly as her face. 

What she is doing is what is taught. It’s ridiculous, and I don’t know what garbage they have to justify it but she’s doing CrossFit exercises as intended. 

[SydneyCarton 47847]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Orthopedic surgeon I know:  crossfitters are funding my retirement. 

Yeah. There are way more bad gyms than good gyms out there, and many teach shit technique, or don't monitor technique while people are doing their workouts. And the whole psychology is kind of "Fuck it, Imma go fast!"  Additionally, I don't think anyone over, say, 40, should consistently continue to do crossfit workouts regularly. And I think I'm probably being generous with 40. Injuries are fucking rampant. Most of that shit is NOT safe long term, especially the way prescribed. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What she is doing is what is taught. It’s ridiculous, and I don’t know what garbage they have to justify it but she’s doing CrossFit exercises as intended. 

I enjoyed Crossfit when I did it for a few years in my early 30s, but there's literally a zero percent chance I'd ever consider doing those workouts ever again. I'll stick to a simple 5x5 and a fucking peloton bike, thank you. 

[Beau Vine 53985]

[TwiceHorn 31263]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's called a push-press. And those are called butterfly pullups. 

Many things about crossfit are designed basically to be weight based cardio. So you get shit like lifting heavy weights or doing a version of pullups really fast (butterfly of kipping) where the idea is to, yes, lift a fair amount of weight, but mostly to keep moving and elevate your heart rate a fuck ton. Which is why she does those shitty pullups, where a normal pullup without using momentum is just about building strength. With those she's using her momentum to basically do a portion of the pullup for her. With the push press, she's trying to move fast with a "lighter" weight versus just trying to lift the weight over her head without the assistance of her legs, like a strict press. 

Her fucking push-press form is fucking laughable and stupid, imo. She's counteracting the idea, which is move fast, because she's got to use SO much of her fucking legs to get that much weight up. 

Yeah I figured it was quasi-legit.  I can see those pullups being a good core workout.  I haven't trained with free weights in forever, so no idea what the current stuff is.

By traditional standards, both of those seem pretty fubar.

[bad_teammate 13132]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'll stick to a simple 5x5 and a fucking peloton bike, thank you. 

I like the way you think

[bad_teammate 13132]

I'll admit this is shallow and aesthetic, but the salmon pullup just looks so god damned stupid

[Underdog 28445]

Does Bongogino know that MTG stole his roids? 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[Guest Lobo]

I think there's a 10% chance she doesn't know the difference between the House and the Senate.  

[Biff Tannen 45491]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Proper response: Right back at ya slick.

[RDCanecutter 26249]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think there's a 10% chance she doesn't know the difference between the House and the Senate.  

Well Duh, trick question: The Senate meets inside the House which is the nickname for the Congress Building, which is in the District of Columbia because we are still bowing down and using Spanish names because they won't speak English.

[Biff Tannen 45491]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

She's still stripped of all her committee assignments right?  So does she just draw up random bills to introduce?  I'm sure the House is just super pumped every time she gets to speak.

[RDCanecutter 26249]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Additionally, I don't think anyone over, say, 40, should consistently continue to do crossfit workouts regularly. And I think I'm probably being generous with 40.

I decided to start playing Rugby at age 41. It wasn't my brightest idea.

[Beau Vine 53985]

Quote

Faithful America issued a statement Thursday announcing that its members would pray that Greene stops "rejecting the holy day's message of new life" ahead of Easter Sunday, and attacking her claim that she does not need a COVID-19 vaccine because she has stated that she is "perfectly healthy."

"Rep. Greene claims to be a 'pro-life' Christian while simultaneously getting people killed through her anti-Semitic QAnon conspiracy theories and her blasphemous claims that COVID-19 vaccine passports are 'Biden's mark of the beast,' " said the group's executive director, Episcopal priest the Rev. Nathan Empsall.

"We are especially troubled by her selfish reason for refusing to get vaccinated: that she herself is 'perfectly healthy' and therefore nothing else matters. Does Rep. Greene not realize that by getting vaccinated, she could protect those around her even more than she would protect herself?" Empsall added.

Empsall's comments came a day after Green told Newsweek that "Christian organizations shouldn't tell lies and sell hate in order to exhort money out of people" in response to a petition signed by 5,000 Faithful America members. The petition urged her to stop spreading conspiracy theories and criticized her skepticism about the COVID-19 vaccines.

Health officials have expressed worries that people who don't get vaccinated could make it harder for the U.S. to suppress the COVID-19 disease.

Nearly half of Republican men in the U.S. said that they had no plans to get the vaccine in a PBS poll last month.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11806]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

I'll admit this is shallow and aesthetic, but the salmon pullup just looks so god damned stupid

I prefer calling it the deranged dolphin.

[UpperWestside 6134]

On 3/30/2021 at 6:51 PM, UTCzech III said:

The correct answer is the Wolverhampton Wanderers, who beat Leicester 3-1

I once dated a woman from Wolverhampton that was pretty cool. That's all I got.

[Guest Lobo]

Wolverhampton?  That’s a real place and not where the X-men summer?

[Sawbonz 27398]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Buahahahahahaha

 

When CrossFit thinks you’re fucking nuts

[Bullneck 18987]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

She's FIGHTING BACK!

[Genco 3038]

This will age well

[Bullneck 18987]

8 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

 

Seems like a dangerous exercise.  Especially alone.

[NWBuck 8547]

5 minutes ago, Genco said:

This will age well

I thought that Gaetz didn't like things that aged well??

[RDCanecutter 26249]

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seems like a dangerous exercise.  Especially alone.

You know she's not alone.

[elfenix 34171]

9 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So she belongs to three cults, Q-Anon, The Cult of the Orange God, and Crossfit.  

which one do you think she tells you about first?

[Bullneck 18987]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

You know she's not alone.

ISWYDT

[hayden_horn 11360]

4 hours ago, Genco said:

This will age well

probably laid with matt gaetz too AMIRITE OHHHHHHJ

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Undoubtedly.

 

[956 Worldwide 34422]

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

She's still stripped of all her committee assignments right?  So does she just draw up random bills to introduce?  I'm sure the House is just super pumped every time she gets to speak.

Whoever runs the “introduced legislation” inbox should set up a straight to spam filter for anything from her office.