Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Beau Vine 55893]

 

[NorthLoop 14536]

I would pay a lot of money to see them debate anything. 

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

I don’t know where to start. 
1) she belittles the fact that it was a 14 page document even after saying she didn’t read it all in one sitting initially. 
2) a degree in economics doesn’t mean you know anything about economics!

3) she doesn’t know anything, she only has a government job...the exact same job mtg has and fought so hard to get. I’m sure she thinks running a CrossFit gym with a partner makes her an expert on all things economic. 

[Gil Bang 26251]

Didn't a surly poster open a crossfit gym?   I remember something about a "box", and I laughed my ass off when I learned that is what they call a gym

[jimmyjazz 47332]

I love the education smack, when Marjorie has a BBA from UGA and AOC has twin bachelors degrees in international relations and economics from Boston University.

I mean, none of it is definitive, but I know where I'd put my money if I had to place a bet.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Business skills > burpee skills for MTG? Not a high bar, admittedly.

Would lol for real at a dance off. She moves stiff AF from  Crossfit.

[Beau Vine 55893]

25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I would pay a lot of money to see them debate anything. 

Someone on twitter said that it would be like watching Mike Tyson fight Ben Shapiro.

[Guest Lobo]

Did she pull a Joey Tribiani and put air quotes around degree in economics?  Do Trumpers not know what air quotes are for?  You don’t put them around the literal thing.  That’s like her putting air quotes around “I attended the university of Georgia.”

[elfenix 34782]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

surprisingly introspective from marjorie, admitting she doesn't know anything about the economy or economics. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19593]

AOC should agree, then walk out and hand her a first unit test from a freshman level Macro-Economics text book. "It's 20 questions, multiple choice. It shouldn't take a sitting member of congress and self-proclaimed economic expert like you more than 10 minutes. Score better than 60%, and we can debate whatever you want. If not, you can go fuck yourself". 

[Underdog 29222]

http://www.instagram.com/p/COB3N_6gK_O/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 47332]

9 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

AOC should agree, then walk out and hand her a first unit test from a freshman level Macro-Economics text book. "It's 20 questions, multiple choice. It shouldn't take a sitting member of congress and self-proclaimed economic expert like you more than 10 minutes. Score better than 60%, and we can debate whatever you want. If not, you can go fuck yourself". 

Guns or butterface

[Guest Lobo]

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Guns or butterface

Marjorie's face?  She's definitely a Butterguns type gal.  

[bolverk 30375]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

http://www.instagram.com/p/COB3N_6gK_O/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

 

 

 

WTF?!?!

[NorthLoop 14536]

10 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

AOC should agree, then walk out and hand her a first unit test from a freshman level Macro-Economics text book. "It's 20 questions, multiple choice. It shouldn't take a sitting member of congress and self-proclaimed economic expert like you more than 10 minutes. Score better than 60%, and we can debate whatever you want. If not, you can go fuck yourself". 

This is actually a Pretty good idea.  What could she say? 

[DigglerontheHoof 21564]

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Guns or butterface

For one to have a “butter face” one must first have a body much better than the face .

She’s an “and her face” kinda nasty.

[jimmyjazz 47332]

Macro econ joke went nowhere.

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Macro econ joke went nowhere.

What were the odds

[Post Oak 20588]

On 4/23/2021 at 1:53 AM, elfenix said:

surprisingly introspective from marjorie, admitting she doesn't know anything about the economy or economics. 

Their act is all performative.  Trying to get rich off of AOC

[Sawbonz 28245]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Macro econ joke went nowhere.

Have you seen the national debt? It’s guns AND butterface these days. 

[RDCanecutter 26924]

On 4/22/2021 at 10:47 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Pro Wrasslin is in MTG's future.

[MissingInAction 25599]

I'd pay to watch AOC peg MTG with NowThis' favorite strap on.

[Beau Vine 55893]

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Pro Wrasslin is in MTG's future.

The Buttercream Dream would whip her ass!

SKEEWWW!!!

[Beau Vine 55893]

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd pay to watch AOC peg MTG with NowThis' favorite strap on.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

15 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Pro Wrasslin is in MTG's future.

MTG on a forklift match, with Ted Cruz as booker.

Edited April 24, 2021 by TheStoicPaisano

[Francisco 2.0 32613]

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

MTG on a forklift match, with Ted Cruz as booker.

Since Paul Bearer is no longer with us, Mike Lindell can serve as MTG's manager:

 

 

 

Edited April 24, 2021 by Francisco 2.0

[Asithappens 978]

On 4/22/2021 at 11:37 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I love the education smack, when Marjorie has a BBA from UGA and AOC has twin bachelors degrees in international relations and economics from Boston University.

I mean, none of it is definitive, but I know where I'd put my money if I had to place a bet.

A O-Cortez the Killer, man. 

[Beau Vine 55893]

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Macro econ joke went nowhere.

There’s not much demand for them.  

Edit, I can make that joke because I have an Econ degree from The University of Texas!

Edited April 24, 2021 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Beau Vine 55893]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

There’s not much demand for them.  

Edit, I can make that joke because I have an Econ degree from The University of Texas!

That's a micro joke, dummy.

I award your joke zero laffers, even grading on a curve.

Edited April 24, 2021 by Beau Vine

[Homesickhorn 2221]

 

People are laughing, cheering, and clapping.

[Red Five 41787]

1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

People are laughing, cheering, and clapping.

They seemed to really enjoy the part where she said she hadn't read it yet. 

[Beau Vine 55893]

Today's the big day!

 

[Guest Lobo]

5:30p?  At the Villages FL?  Are you fucking crazy?  Whose fucking idea was that?  

Those people eat dinner at 4:00p.  And you're just gonna start broadcasting at 5:30p?  The whole thing will be wound down and done by 6:00p. 

Morty, "If we're gonna be here until all hours of the night, can we at least get some dinner?"  

I was already morbidly curious by watching a coked up Matt Gaetz try to keep a sleepy audience engaged after 5:30p is gonna be lit.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19593]

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

5:30p?  At the Villages FL?  Are you fucking crazy?  Whose fucking idea was that?  

Those people eat dinner at 4:00p.  And you're just gonna start broadcasting at 5:30p?  The whole thing will be wound down and done by 6:00p. 

Morty, "If we're gonna be here until all hours of the night, can we at least get some dinner?"  

I was already morbidly curious by watching a coked up Matt Gaetz try to keep a sleepy audience engaged after 5:30p is gonna be lit.  

On the bright side, they will all have had their "nightcap". IE, 4oz of Smirnoff gin with a splash of tonic for the ladies, and 3 fingers of Cutty Sark, neat x2 for the gentlemen. They'll be all loosey-goosey and dropping N bombs left and right. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19593]

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Today's the big day!

 

I'm rooting for the meteor here. 

[mdmost 44110]

Totally not a psychopath.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/13/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-aoc-house-chamber/index.html

[Guest Lobo]

Now that's just a straight shooter with upper House management written all over her.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Trying to direct energy away from other issues--like the Capitol insurrection.

Plus, she is a high school bully type and AOC has moved on from high school. Most of us have.

[Pescado_Rojo 19593]

We can't be more than 6 months away from fist fights on the house floor. 

[Guest Lobo]

fisticuffs?  

[babysdaddy 2731]

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

fisticuffs?  

If AOC is involved I hope it's fingercuffs

[Guest Lobo]

or fistinmuffs?  

[Brisketexan 107033]

33 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

We can't be more than 6 months away from fist fights on the house floor. 

AOC would win.

MTG is one of those Crossfit idjits who thinks strength is everything.

AOC would fight dirty, quick, and mean.  MTG would be on the floor with a smashed FUPA and bleeding from her eyes inside of 10 seconds.

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

39 minutes ago, Lobo said:

fisticuffs?  

Cat fight!

[DigglerontheHoof 21564]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

AOC would win.

MTG is one of those Crossfit idjits who thinks strength is everything.

AOC would fight dirty, quick, and mean.  MTG would be on the floor with a smashed FUPA and bleeding from her eyes inside of 10 seconds.

True but her roid rage will count for something.  There's no way she hasn't taken steriods; her face is too fucked up, for her not to have. 

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

AOC was a bartender in Queens.  She’s push her shit in.

[Jive Turkey 13019]

if AOC ever laid a finger on MTG in self defense, you know several guys would use that as an opportunity to take a swing at AOC to "protect" MTG.  shit, if Gym Jordan was there, he would gleefully beat the shit outta AOC and feel no remorse.

[High Plains Drifter 11194]

On 5/7/2021 at 11:33 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm rooting for the meteor here. 

 

giant "planet killer" meteor. After seeing images of people filing up trashcans and plastic storage bins with gas, I think humans have used up their allotment, and its time to give the cockroaches their shot.

 

[Guest Lobo]

“You see America, the Chinese stole our extra pipeline fuel so they could send another one of their rockets up there to come crashing back to Earth and cause fires in Georgia.  These fires, despite what the media is telling you, were not caused by wal mart bags full of fuel combusting in the hot and poorly ventilated garages of my constituents.  Maybe it wasn’t the rocket debris, maybe it was the Jewish space lasers fixating on our GPS coordinates.  But it most definitely not the Rubbermaid’s filled with diesel and stupidity.”

 

MTG