Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[DDD Dad 14667]

His ads would say "why does Don Huffines oppose open carry?"
And then the ad would end with Abbott talking to the three guys, all of whom are open carrying.

As long as the camera doesn’t reveal they’re black.

[Satchel 6983]

I think even Majorie wishes she had this one back:

 

[South Austin 53285]

32 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I think even Majorie wishes she had this one back:

 

No she doesn’t. She’s just as proud of that today as she was back in December.

[Satchel 6983]

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

No she doesn’t. She’s just as proud of that today as she was back in December.

Good point. She probably doesn’t understand how much it implicates her.

[Underdog 29246]

On 10/29/2021 at 2:39 PM, tx 3 putt said:

the entire DFW area needs to be nuked from orbit 

Can I get jr and his family plus DIL’s family out of there first?  

Also Roger Staubach.  

[Underdog 29246]

23 hours ago, Born to Run said:

On 10/29/2021 at 4:06 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If Abbott was smart, he'd hire three black guys to show up open carrying AR 15's and somebody else to film the scene when they're denied entry. The ultimate dirty trick. 

Good luck finding 3 black dudes naive enough to think this is a safe move just because honkies get away with it.

You realize the Dallas Cowboys are around, right? 

[RDCanecutter 26930]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

No she doesn’t. She’s just as proud of that today as she was back in December.

I have had several part-Chihuahua mutts who were all finer people than MTG, but like her, they had only one setting: attack. There was never any reflection, any second thought. In their case, they were working with brains the size of walnuts.

[jimmyjazz 47355]

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have had several part-Chihuahua mutts who were all finer people than MTG, but like her, they had only one setting: attack. There was never any reflection, any second thought. In their case, they were working with brains the size of walnuts.

We have a chihuahua.  I think you're being overly critical of walnuts.

[Guest Lobo]

She lost $50k in Trump’s media SPAC. Their original deal was she’d get pref economics at IPO I’m exchange for her containing the stop the steal rhetoric.  Now she’s getting jackshit but a carry forward.  
 

the name of the holding company sounds like Nate Paul made it up.  

[Underdog 29246]

Since I can’t do SM anymore has she cooled her heels on the obsession with AOC?  Haven’t heard anything on that front in a while.  

[atomheartbevo 90692]

 

[washparkhorn 9974]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Marjorie Taylor Greene points to 'common ground' between GOP and Nation of Islam."

Wrong - Nation of Islam is non-violent when contrasted with today's GOP.

 

[atomheartbevo 90692]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

52 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Looks like Karl from Die Hard

[washparkhorn 9974]

A trumper fellating Farrakhan. What a world. 

Edited November 8, 2021 by washparkhorn
Bari Weiss of the University of Austin would be proud.

[Genco 3058]

Extremely high amounts of deaths? Sounds pretty serious.

Edited November 9, 2021 by Genco

[Underdog 29246]

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Dude from Ally McBeal would love her arm wobble.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20953]

MTG gets stupid on Twitter. Responses are priceless:
 

My favorite?   "JUST IN: non criminals are treated worse than criminals."

[Guest Lobo]

On 11/8/2021 at 4:13 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Were you upset when New York coastal elitist, John McClane, killed your brother Tony at Nakatomi Plaza?  

[Zonahorn 8079]

Going broke to own the libs

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/11/marjorie-taylor-greenes-salary-obliterated-fines-refusing-wear-mask/

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

new fine. up to $65k now?

 

[Underdog 29246]

Surprised she’s not down in Georgia for the Arbury trial for moral support of the defendants.  

[mchookem 16800]

what a mean, stupid bitch 🙄

[Beau Vine 55899]

 

[WillUSAF 226]

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This fucking bitch....I can't even get mad anymore I just laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm just flabbergasted that someone is THIS fucking dumb

[Brisketexan 107051]

This fucking bitch....I can't even get mad anymore I just laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm just flabbergasted that someone is THIS fucking dumb

Wanna know what’s worse? A majority of people in her district elected her.

Wanna know what’s even worse? They’ll re-elect her, running away.

She IS the GQP. She is exactly what the party is, and what it wants. She just says all the quiet parts out loud.

[Bullneck 19602]

 

[Bullneck 19602]

On 10/29/2021 at 6:39 PM, Beau Vine said:

[Brisketexan 107051]

Also….Something that shames me because I didn’t realize it till just a year ago or so….back in the day, except for the fact that she’s got brown hair, my wife TOTALLY had a “Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles” look and vibe. Can’t believe I never saw it before.

[Genco 3058]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also….Something that shames me because I didn’t realize it till just a year ago or so….back in the day, except for the fact that she’s got brown hair, my wife TOTALLY had a “Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles” look and vibe. Can’t believe I never saw it before.

I always figured that Samantha would eventually end up with Farmer Ted.

[Brisketexan 107051]

I always figured that Samantha would eventually end up with Farmer Ted.

Walked right the fuck into that one.

[Underdog 29246]

Broken record but out back old yeller style.  

[WillUSAF 226]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wanna know what’s worse? A majority of people in her district elected her.

Wanna know what’s even worse? They’ll re-elect her, running away.

She IS the GQP. She is exactly what the party is, and what it wants. She just says all the quiet parts out loud.

Your right, while I joke at laughing at her crazy stupid ass, its scary that the GQP even exists. 

[Francisco 2.0 32625]

 

[Brisketexan 107051]

 

Well, yeah….they opposed an act of violent treason that she assisted and planned and for which she should hang. So of course she’s pissed at them.

[Underdog 29246]

Back the Blue, baby. 

[Fastbreak 4057]

 

Of all the disgusting things these people have done this is near the top.

I feel there will be no other option soon. We can’t survive as a country or a humanity with these types of people walking the earth.

[Beau Vine 55899]

Edited November 30, 2021 by Beau Vine

[tantric superman 4668]

On 11/25/2021 at 9:13 AM, WillUSAF said:

This fucking bitch....I can't even get mad anymore I just laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm just flabbergasted that someone is THIS fucking dumb

I'm flabbergasted that people laugh.

[smuggs 9400]

26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

Edited November 30, 2021 by smuggs
Mace is on top of the apostrophe game.

[Red Five 41793]

Looks like Nancy nailed her right in the face with a blast of....

pepper spray.

[Bama Chick 28596]

And just after she called Gorilla Feet for her bad grammar/misspelling….

All of these right wing caterwauling cunts are dumber than sacks of hair.

[wildcat09 29601]

Absolutely no sympathy for Mace. It’s MTG’s party and she happily calls herself a part of it. 

[jimmyjazz 47355]

*principal

 

I mean, it's the principle of the thing.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

*principal

 

I mean, it's the principle of the thing.

haha, they're all so fucking dumb

[atomheartbevo 90692]

 

[atomheartbevo 90692]

[atomheartbevo 90692]

I'm sure Mitch and McCarthy appreciate that Republicans are viciously attacking each other in such a public manner.  Good image for the party for some members to run out some purity tests and try and destroy each other.

[Sbbruin 22147]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm sure Mitch and McCarthy appreciate that Republicans are viciously attacking each other in such a public manner.  Good image for the party for some members to run out some purity tests and try and destroy each other.

They have lost all control.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

They have lost all control.