Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

This will all be forgotten and they will all fall in line.

[Born to Run 6,519]

*principal
 
I mean, it's the principle of the thing.

He is not my pal man

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This will all be forgotten and they will all fall in line.

/Morgan Freeman/he's right, you  know

[RDCanecutter 26,239]

I think y'all are underestimating MTG thinking she keeps getting no-mask fines just because she has the cain't-heppits or is hard-headed or dumb and maybe boot-stomp ugly as well.

Well I'll have you know that MTG is a laser-focused fiscal conservative committed to stopping government waste. Wrongfully stripped of committee assignments, she has not missed a beat, and in a manner I'd recommend to you pompous basement-dwelling Libtard loners fondling your Switch controllers like the mother's breasts you were denied due to your baby unibrows and too-closely-set eyes unnerving your dam, she has chosen to act on the possible. Where can she cut waste?

Her own salary. Giving it to her would be just like throwing it away, and she gets this. She is using the best method, in her brutish understanding, of unprinting that money.

[Brisketexan 104,462]

They have lost all control.

When you turn your party into the party of pop flinging monkeys, poo will be flung.

[atomheartbevo 89,362]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This will all be forgotten and they will all fall in line.

Maybe.  But people like MTG and Boebert hold on to grudges.  Remember, they are self-conscious as all get-out and very insecure about their place in life (they have both over-achieved and they know it, and they are scared of losing that).  Anybody that represents a threat or that can boost their chances of staying in office must be destroyed.

I could see MTG (and Trump) trying to primary another Republican that she is angry at.

[jimmyjazz 45,512]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe.  But people like MTG and Boebert hold on to grudges.  Remember, they are self-conscious as all get-out and very insecure about their place in life (they have both over-achieved and they know it, and they are scared of losing that).  

I completely disagree.  I think they have huffed the base fumes enough to the point where they actually think they are unbeatable.  They don't think they've over-achieved, they think they have finally reached their appropriate station in life.

[Beau Vine 53,964]

[NWBuck 8,543]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Both defeated AND undefeated?

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[jimmyjazz 45,512]

"Cable".

Cabal.

Jesus.

[Sawbonz 27,374]

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

[South Austin 52,037]

He fixes the cable?

[Underdog 28,437]

 

[mchookem 16,094]

On 11/30/2021 at 2:10 PM, Beau Vine said:

that.cannot.be.real.

ETA: jfc it is 😝

Edited December 4, 2021 by mchookem

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Y’all go report MTG for her truly crazy new Twitter thread that the vaccines don’t work and Omicron is the equivalent of the cold and we need to focus on ivermectin and fighting obesity to best Covid and also that more people die of cancer.

I’d post here but I can’t see them anymore since I flagged them for misinformation.

[Brisketexan 104,462]

[Sawbonz 27,374]

1 hour ago, Queen Bitch said:

Y’all go report MTG for her truly crazy new Twitter thread that the vaccines don’t work and Omicron is the equivalent of the cold and we need to focus on ivermectin and fighting obesity to best Covid and also that more people die of cancer.

I’d post here but I can’t see them anymore since I flagged them for misinformation.

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Ahhh, didn't realize cancer was contagious.  I mean, there's one kind that is but she does not have to worry about it.  

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing MTG's husband to eat her out.  I'm guessing it tastes like batter acid and feet.

Edited December 4, 2021 by Lobo

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,073]

 

The sad part is, there are probably a lot of people who read thit and believe she makes a good point. Stupidity is the real killer in this country.

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

[South Austin 52,037]

59 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

The sad part is, there are probably a lot of people who read thit and believe she makes a good point. Stupidity is the real killer in this country.

She’s said some moronic shit, but that is un-fucking-believable. I hope the twitterverse piles on.

Edited December 4, 2021 by South Austin

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

 

Edited December 4, 2021 by Queen Bitch

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

18 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Hey, Kevin, sweetie... you broke it, you buy it. Dostoevsky couldn't have written a more pathetic nihilist script.

[Underdog 28,437]

A special kind of stupid.  Its the Republican way.

Edited December 4, 2021 by Underdog

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Ahhh, didn't realize cancer was contagious.  I mean, there's one kind that is but she does not have to worry about it.  
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing MTG's husband to eat her out.  I'm guessing it tastes like batter acid and feet.

It's wind cancer. Wind cancer is contagious. FML!

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

[RomaVicta 29,756]

On 11/30/2021 at 4:19 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

I didn't know anything about Nancy Mace. The rape story is moving. I doubt we agree much on policy, but maybe she's not a deplorable. If I'm wrong, don't bother straightening me out. I hope she's as recovered as she appears to be. 

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I didn't know anything about Nancy Mace. The rape story is moving. I doubt we agree much on policy, but maybe she's not a deplorable. If I'm wrong, don't bother straightening me out. I hope she's as recovered as she appears to be. 

Still an R by her name, which tells you all you need to know.

[RomaVicta 29,756]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still an R by her name, which tells you all you need to know.

Can't a man white knight around here without somebody always crashing the party with reality of all things?

[RDCanecutter 26,239]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still an R by her name, which tells you all you need to know.

Even in the Armies of Mordor, there are gradations. You have to smash the Orcs and the Trolls. But if the Easterlings and Haradrim ask for mercy, you grant it... warily.

[atomheartbevo 89,362]

fucking crossfitters always got to tell others to lose weight.  

[TwiceHorn 31,184]

On 11/30/2021 at 3:41 PM, Bama Chick said:

And just after she called Gorilla Feet for her bad grammar/misspelling….
 

 

All of these right wing caterwauling cunts are dumber than sacks of hair.

 

Props for caterwauling.

The circular firing squad needs to hurry the fuck up.

[BrickHorn 18,176]

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

fucking crossfitters always got to tell others to lose weight.  

GOP, now: “The government should encourage Americans to lose weight!”

GOP, 2014: “Michelle Obama can’t tell me what to eat! Imma take my rascal scooter down to the Golden Corral and own the Libs by stuffing my fat face full of deep fried empty calories.”

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

18 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Even in the Armies of Mordor, there are gradations. You have to smash the Orcs and the Trolls. But if the Easterlings and Haradrim ask for mercy, you grant it... warily.

Fucking Far Harad.

[RDCanecutter 26,239]

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fucking Far Harad.

Corsairs of Umbar. Worthy fuckin adversary, Dude.

[BearSchlong 8,076]

That personality disordered bitch is about to get primaried by McDonalds, ADM, and Coca Cola.

[Beau Vine 53,964]

Get a load of this stupid cunt:

And check out Louie having impure thoughts about her.

[Guest Lobo]

Mocking?   That’s what you’re going with?  They’re being openly mocked by other prisoners?   You think that’s mistreatment?  If it weren’t the frequent congressional pop-in visits, these domestic terrorists would be getting the shit beat out of them weekly. 

[WillUSAF 226]

I'm watching this "press conference" (it's snowing outside so I'm bored). These 3 fucks, MTG, Geatz and Gohmert are fucking CRAZY!! This cunt is hilarious to watch. When reporters call her out for her racist bullshit and her lack of intelligence she fucking goes sideways QUICK! I was dying laughing at her. It is sad that it is happening in our country but it is like watching a bad car accident happening in slow motion.

[BrickHorn 18,176]

10 minutes ago, WillUSAF said:

It is sad that it is happening in our country but it is like watching a bad car accident happening in slow motion.

…from the passenger seat of the car that’s getting T-boned. 

[Guest Lobo]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Get a load of this stupid cunt:

And check out Louie having impure thoughts about her.

She looks like a thumb got invited to prom and then got a makeup/hair/dress makeover...in 1986.

Hey Marjorie..."Knots Landing" called, they want their fucking wardrobe back for the reboot.  

Edited December 7, 2021 by Lobo

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

…from the passenger seat of the car that’s getting T-boned by an Oakley-wearing, goateed Cletus in a lifted truck with a Punisher sticker and a Trump window flag.

FIFY

[Brisketexan 104,462]

1 -- realize that her goal is a fascist autocratic government, run by an insane narcissist put in power by her party disregarding the actual vote of citizens of various states.

2 -- realize that she's going to get what she wants.

Thus, the Ledge.

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1 -- realize that her goal is a fascist autocratic government, run by an insane narcissist put in power by her party disregarding the actual vote of citizens of various states.

2 -- realize that she's going to get what she wants.

Thus, the Ledge.

I had a moment of hope in November of 2020 that the Ledge wasn't going to be occupied.  I have a feeling in 2024 it will be standing room only.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I had a moment of hope in November of 2020 that the Ledge wasn't going to be occupied.  I have a feeling in 2024 it will be standing room only.

Y'all really need to have faith in the much more optimistic scenario: a supervolcano erupts, bringing on an extinction level event in the form of a decade-long winter.

[Gatorubet 30,064]

Y'all really need to have faith in the much more optimistic scenario: a supervolcano erupts, bringing on an extinction level event in the form of a decade-long winter.

Yellowstone Supercaldera for the win.

[mchookem 16,094]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Mocking?   That’s what you’re going with?  They’re being openly mocked by other prisoners?   You think that’s mistreatment?  If it weren’t the frequent congressional pop-in visits, these domestic terrorists would be getting the shit beat out of them weekly. 

i dunno man...that episode of Oz when Adebisi led a gang-mocking of the new blood was pretty hardcore!

 

[Beau Vine 53,964]