Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[jimmyjazz 45513]

Is the "DC Gulag" a labor camp?

[Gil Bang 25865]

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

[Guest Lobo]

you're thinking of FC Gulag in Washington.  It's a Premiere League club. 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

Just now, Lobo said:

you're thinking of FC Gulag in Washington.  It's a Premiere League club. 

I actually laughed.  Travel costs are a bitch, though.

[Guest Lobo]

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please, dear God, let there be a Police cover band from Spain called "Gazpacho Police".  

Yes there is.  And they specialize in two things "Walking on the Moon" and solving Cold Cases.  They're not very well known in Spain, but they're huge in Andorra.

I thought I wouldn't stop laughing today at the GOP Mayor in Ohio with the Ice Shanties encouraging prostitution.  And I've cried myself to sleep during Covid with MTG's antics........but this is just beyond hilarious on so many levels.  The meme/crossover/marketing opportunities for this are literally mind bottling (Message in a Bottle for you soup fans).  I mean, I gotta reference this all over the board even it gets me suspended.  

Gazpacho/Gestapo.  I mean SOUP NAZI...HELLO!  You could give Biff Tannen, Futureman, Cheeseweasel, and me a year with unlimited bourbon and the whole boxed set of DVD's and we could not have invented this.  And she just casually drops it on national television.  

Edited February 9, 2022 by Lobo

[washparkhorn 9931]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

Thomas Massie says “hold my AR!”

 

[Red Five 40593]

Just now, washparkhorn said:

Thomas Massie says “hold my AR!”

 

holy shit

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Thomas Massie says “hold my AR!”

 

I'm supposed to be "working from home" today and all my family can hear from my office is me crying.  My daughter thinks I'm sad.  

This is insane.  Everything today from ice skating hookers to tomato police to Medicare killed 70% of Covid victims.  Make it stop.  Who is the fucking closer tonight?  I wanna stay up and see the final act.  

Also, this just in...99% of the Americans who have died from Covid have died within the borders of the United States.  WE MUST SECURE THE BORDER!

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

From the legislative body that brought you such hits as “Guam might tip over”

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

From the legislative body that brought you such hits as “Guam might tip over”

Well, yeah...if you dip a thick chip in it too hard, it could very easily knock the bowl over.  

Oh sorry, I thought you said, "Guac might tip over"  Fucking Hispanic appetizer jokes today just write themselves.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

I find it extremely hard to believe she holds a degree from UGA. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I find it extremely hard to believe she holds a degree from UGA. 

Would you believe she was born in a loony bin?  A lot of people are saying she was.

[lemonlime 5503]

 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

51 minutes ago, Lobo said:

pidgin language

This has me rolling. 

[4th&Five 41457]

If you don’t know, you should. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Would you believe she was born in a loony bin?  A lot of people are saying she was.

[Guest Lobo]

Excuse me Flo...what's the Soup d'qanon?  

It's Gazpacho.

Mmmmm..  That sounds good, I'll have that.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

This fucking dipshit, thinking she has jokes

 

[Underdog 28437]

I guess she doesn't understand the laughing at you and not with you saying. 

A special kind of stupid. 

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This fucking dipshit, thinking she has jokes

 

So she stole my joke?  And delivered it poorly?  Not surprised.  We can timestamp this thread when she attempts to run for Senate.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

 

[Aqua Buddha 14488]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

I'll bet she's dynamite over a night in bed.

It's the next morning that's the problem.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

I'll bet she's dynamite over a night in bed.

It's the next morning that's the problem.

[Aqua Buddha 14488]

She fucks like a porn star but is complete batshit.  We've all at least banged someone like this.  Hell, some of us even married them.

 

[Underdog 28437]

A male porn star. 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

I'm sorry, I'm not fucking a thumb.

[F250 28659]

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sorry, I'm not fucking a thumb.

But...

[brakeman 28214]

[South Austin 52037]

That dumb bitch has got me craving some gazpacho.

[Guest Lobo]

You would, you fucking Northwest Hills jew-hater.  

Oh sorry, you meant soup.  

[brakeman 28214]

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

 

Edited February 10, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Pancho 44358]

Gazpacho Police:

[Guest Lobo]

And yes, for those of you wondering...my popup restaurant in the Austin exurbs based on politics and soup is opening next week

"Gazpacho in Bastrapo" with our soups chef, or sous chefs, or however the fuck you spell it.  His name is Jade Helm and he'll be making a delicious broth.

[Satchel 6908]

This woman taught children:

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1491193256545243139?s=20&t=EiS8-z2Bu35HmH-DR_cSwQ

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

If you add tobasco and jalapeño to gazpacho haven’t you made salsa?

Edited February 10, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Biff Tannen 45477]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

That’s marvelous 

[HornPhD 1361]

46 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And yes, for those of you wondering...my popup restaurant in the Austin exurbs based on politics and soup is opening next week

"Gazpacho in Bastrapo" with our soups chef, or sous chefs, or however the fuck you spell it.  His name is Jade Helm and he'll be making a delicious broth.

Pretty sure it’s Jew chefs

[formermav43 4599]

 

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you add tobasco and jalapeño to gazpacho haven’t you made salsa?

Only if you make your salsa with (stale) bread and olive oil.

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Pretty sure it’s Jew chefs

No, you're thinking of MTG's other favorite anti-semite broth...Matzah Ball Soup.  And I'll have a play on words for you in a minute but I'm fresh outta booze.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

4 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

 

Only if you make your salsa with (stale) bread and olive oil.

I do not. So no, then?

[Guest Lobo]

"Hello sweetheart, how you doing?  You look lovely.  Okay, we surveyed 100 people...top 7 answers are on the board.  Name something you use to heat up a cold tomato soup?"

"Jewish Space Lasers" 

"Whuh?  To heat up cold soup?  Okay.  Show me 'Jewish Space Lasers'!  Survey says Oyvey!"  

[atomheartbevo 89362]

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She fucks like a porn star but is complete batshit.  We've all at least banged someone like this.  Hell, some of us even married them.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

A male porn star. 

 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Gazpacho Police:

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

 

[RDCanecutter 26239]

18 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I find it extremely hard to believe she holds a degree from UGA. 

She does, and those toe thumbs have a hell of a grip.

[crash_davis 23078]

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

MTG shouldn't be pointing fingers at Pelosi and accusing her of being a Nazi.

I'm pretty sure the night before the attack on the Capitol building Marjorie was hanging out with Proud Boys singing the Borscht Wessel song.