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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What can they possibly do to her?

Publish things she's written privately that will make her look like a retrograde drooling moron?  Publish private photos that make her look like a protohuman with misshapen feet?

When you self-humiliate better than any third party could ever do to you, you're bulletproof.

Yeah but some cornea-scalding nudes would be fun.

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2 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

They have to have their d-t to go to Arizona State.

You can soak his thumb in iodine and save on the orthodonture but it won't knock a thing off the tuition.

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Posted
27 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

She seems really bitchy and sensitive about this.

Maybe because she is a sensitive bitch?  The world wonders.

Posted
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What can they possibly do to her?

Publish things she's written privately that will make her look like a retrograde drooling moron?  Publish private photos that make her look like a protohuman with misshapen feet?

When you self-humiliate better than any third party could ever do to you, you're bulletproof.

 

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It's remarkable -- well, no, it's not remarkable, but it should be -- how gullible the right wing is in gobbling up this Nazi bullshit.

I mean, it takes about 5 minutes of reading to understand the historical roots of Nazi influence in Ukraine, and to say it's not relevant in today's world would be understating things quite a bit. 

How do so many people have zero concern for being right?  (Not right-wing, just right.  Correct.  Informed.)

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why does she think gay men would go into a women’s restroom?

Because the GQP is trying to take us back decades and is revisiting an old trope that gay men are pedophiles 

Posted
12 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

The Tip of Trump’s gop spear here. 
 

 

But what if he needs the electrical outlet in the girl's bathroom to charge his electric car?  It's not like girls need to plug in an electric shaver or anything.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So gay men want…girls?

Try not to make sense of the “logic” of the GQP. It whips up discord amongst their moron base, and that’s all that matters 

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So the Secretary of Transportation and his husband have been loitering around Georgia women's restrooms?  
 

That's what she's going with?  

 

Meanwhile her sidekick, Boebert, has a husband who's literally shown his dick to little girls.  

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16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

So the Secretary of Transportation and his husband have been loitering around Georgia women's restrooms?  
 

That's what she's going with?  

 

Meanwhile her sidekick, Boebert, has a husband who's literally shown his dick to little girls.  

Close - he actually rode his bicycle into the bathroom

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note to self, on the list of side effects of Thalidomide, be sure to include..."Birth defects, stunted fingers, toes, and the severe desire to run for Congress in Georgia." 

Posted
8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why does she think gay men would go into a women’s restroom?

I mean, that'd be the safest her teenaged daughter ever was, having a couple of gay dudes checking on the girls' bathrooms once in awhile.

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She literally tours the countryside with a guy under federal investigation for statutory rape and underage sex trafficking, but Pete's bicycle invading the ladies room is her campaign platform?  I don't care about your religions anymore, we are living in a fucking computer simulation.  There's no other fucking way.  

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7 hours ago, Red Five said:

I feel like the crowd was also a little confused by that. "Yay!!!..... but um, what?".

She's doing a Poor Man's George Wallace. Wallace's version was railing against "pointy-headed pseudo-intellectuals who don't have enough sense to park their bicycles," which frankly, as frothing invective, is A+ level and would make him a valued Surly poster.

 

Until he posted more stuff.

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The GOP has weird 'Career Days'

We had an astronaut at my daughter's school that I invited.  First woman to perform a medical procedure on another person in outer space.  But yeah, go with the rib thing.

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The GOP has weird 'Career Days'
We had an astronaut at my daughter's school that I invited.  First woman to perform a medical procedure on another person in outer space.  But yeah, go with the rib thing.

I mean….I like ribs. How much for just one rib? I sure am hungry.
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You got change for $100?  

Gonna email/PM you about this energy conference in Austin thing that relates to that guy's "device" I told you about that cleared for rural use.  Week of 4/11, maybe we can do a happy hour or something together.  Does Waffle House service whiskey?  

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You got change for $100?  
Gonna email/PM you about this energy conference in Austin thing that relates to that guy's "device" I told you about that cleared for rural use.  Week of 4/11, maybe we can do a happy hour or something together.  Does Waffle House service whiskey?  

They do if you sneak it in disguised as a bottle of syrup. You know this. Don’t pretend that you don’t.
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Posted
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


They do if you sneak it in disguised as a bottle of syrup. You know this. Don’t pretend that you don’t.

That gives Chicken and Waffles a whole 'nother dimension.

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That's the saddest prom picture I've ever seen    

Posted
12 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The Pedo Misogynistic Batshit Crazy Ball.

YOU SHUT UP!  YOU SHUT IT UP!  THEY ARE IN LOVE!  DAMN YOU!  LOVE!  CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?  YOU SUSH!  

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?  YOU'VE NEVER KISSED A FOOT ON THE MOUTH! 

Posted
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

The Pedo Misogynistic Batshit Crazy Ball.

Sorry, that's very close, but zero points awarded.  The correct answer is:
 

The Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, Pedo Misogynistic and Epileptic Asylum Ball

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On 3/26/2022 at 11:18 PM, mchookem said:

what a fucking piece of shit. stfu stupid bitch. 

It's all so fucking juvenile.  They like to poke at mayor Pete because of his last name and because he's gay.

It's so 6th grade.  Or 4th.

Posted
11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Isn’t Adam’s Ribs the place in Chicago that Hawkeye was wanting to get delivery from for the 4077?

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