Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Bless her heart.

[mchookem 16,336]

what a lying cunt. i dunno how civil cases work but i hope that lawyer has all her tweets and video of her saying the opposite so they can hit her with perjury charges.

and i mean HOW DID SHE VOTE THAT DAY?? that's pretty accessible proof right there. 

[bluto 4,929]

When did attorneys become so piss poor at structuring questions? We all know what that clip says but why not simplify it into bite size

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

23 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

She will play the victim after today to record fundraising. This is not perfect for her but she can easily use this whole day to her advantage. 

hopefully she's off the ballot and out of the collective conscience after today

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

Don’t see how a judge keeps her off the ballot but I’m hoping for a miracle 

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

Is there really a thought that she’s off? No way they will overreach on this. I figured the judge will ultimately slap her hand and let the voters decide. If not, then Rs will use the courts to get rid of a lot of Ds. 

[South Austin 52,504]

24 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Plausible deniability.  "Your Honor, he question asked me if that was my wish from election night until January 6th.  There was one brief moment, sometime in April I recall -- I was drunk off wine coolers at the time -- when I didn't have that wish."

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Infuriating. 

If you’re gonna go down this badly, at least ask her under oath who rightfully won the election. 

[formermav43 4,606]

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Plausible deniability.  "Your Honor, he question asked me if that was my wish from election night until January 6th.  There was one brief moment, sometime in April I recall -- I was drunk off wine coolers at the time -- when I didn't have that wish."

You have to be pretty drunk to think April falls between November and January.

[South Austin 52,504]

24 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

You have to be pretty drunk to think April falls between November and January.

I guess I'm pretty drunk then.

[Gil Bang 25,958]

She'll be thrown off the ballot, she will appeal, it will go all the way to SCOTUS,  where she will not only win, but will leave with campaign donations from Thomas and Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

Just play video clips and ask her to explain her thoughts

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

She'll be thrown off the ballot, she will appeal, it will go all the way to SCOTUS,  where she will not only win, but will leave with campaign donations from Thomas and Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Old and busted: “Jenna Ryan for y’all realtor.”

new hotness: “Oh no wait, hold on now.”

 

[Chad Fuck 17,681]

1 hour ago, Queen Bitch said:

Infuriating. 

If you’re gonna go down this badly, at least ask her under oath who rightfully won the election. 

She sounds just like Saint Ronnie.  Of course, he had Alzheimer's to blame. 

[NAVY 6,740]

Dis bitch real forgetful 

[RDCanecutter 26,443]

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Bless her heart.

She tried.

[The Dog 44,051]

one of y'all lawyers weigh in on this take:

 

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

lol she just mentioned Antifa and "BLM rioters" as who she originally thought broke into the Capitol. 

Everybody drink!!!

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

one of y'all lawyers weigh in on this take:

 

This is generally right, but doesn't really apply here. IIRC, 3names' story on this was that her staff also used the account and she can't remember whether she gave the like. I don't think there's any way to prove that's false, so it's only going to establish that she can't reliably speak to her fb account usage. There's not going to be damaging testimony about that that she can't deny. 

[aggie08 21,504]

6 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

lol she just mentioned Antifa and "BLM rioters" as who she originally thought broke into the Capitol. 

Everybody drink!!!

Say what you will about these morons, but, when you go to one of their shows, they aren't going to bombard you with the new stuff they've been tinkering with in their garage. They're going to play the mother fucking hits, man!

[kevwun 15,788]

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This is generally right, but doesn't really apply here. IIRC, 3names' story on this was that her staff also used the account and she can't remember whether she gave the like. I don't think there's any way to prove that's false, so it's only going to establish that she can't reliably speak to her fb account usage. There's not going to be damaging testimony about that that she can't deny. 

You can probably use the "my staff said that" once or twice.  Her problem is there are many, many damning comments.  She can't pretend she didn't know what was coming from her social media.

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

She just doubled down -- "Antifa dressed as Trump supporters" lol

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

15 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

She just doubled down -- "Antifa dressed as Trump supporters" lol

she really is Q come to life

[Pods 7,552]

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You can probably use the "my staff said that" once or twice.  Her problem is there are many, many damning comments.  She can't pretend she didn't know what was coming from her social media.

She did just that over and over to anything remotely incriminating all day. She didn't  know anything about anything.

Her memory has mysteriously gotten a lot better now that the defense is presenting. A few hours ago, she didn't remember anything about Twitter. Now she remembers very specific exonerating stuff. Described in detail how they made an "exonerating" video. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

why is he even there? to make sure she answers correctly?

 

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

She’s a traitor to this country 

['stache 21,815]

Is there a word worse than cunt? There needs to be to describe this person.

[DDD Dad 14,339]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

She’s a traitor to this country 

You misspelled PATRIOT!

[TXSooner518 2,438]

Again, how can literally one single person support this absolute ignorant waste of skin? Look at this testimony, look at her complete lack of knowledge of basic shit like the Declaration of Independence, look at her constantly lie and evade. Jesus Christ the tribalism is just mind melting to me. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,833]

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is there a word worse than cunt? There needs to be to describe this person.

Kunt.

['stache 21,815]

8 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

Again, how can literally one single person support this absolute ignorant waste of skin? Look at this testimony, look at her complete lack of knowledge of basic shit like the Declaration of Independence, look at her constantly lie and evade. Jesus Christ the tribalism is just mind melting to me. 

We're living in a simulation. Testicle tanning was the giveaway. They overreached with the absurdity.

[Brisketexan 105,139]

Is there a word worse than cunt? There needs to be to describe this person.

“Marjorie.” That’s the word you’re looking for.

[Pods 7,552]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

“Marjorie.” That’s the word you’re looking for.

Well that's shorter than Stupidcallowdipshitliaralzheimercromagnon.

['stache 21,815]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

“Marjorie.” That’s the word you’re looking for.

Marge Simpson is an American treasure, how dare you besmirch that name by comparing her to this maniac in any way.

[TwiceHorn 31,471]

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

This is generally right, but doesn't really apply here. IIRC, 3names' story on this was that her staff also used the account and she can't remember whether she gave the like. I don't think there's any way to prove that's false, so it's only going to establish that she can't reliably speak to her fb account usage. There's not going to be damaging testimony about that that she can't deny. 

Still, though, and more importantly than the "pro-tip." I don't know is a credibility shredder, particularly as the questions become more incriminating and the likelihood of not knowing increases.

Juries are excellent at sniffing that out, as are most judges.

[Satchel 6,938]

49 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is there a word worse than cunt? There needs to be to describe this person.

I bet her children wishes she’d leave Congress and go back to cheating on their dad.

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Still, though, and more importantly than the "pro-tip." I don't know is a credibility shredder, particularly as the questions become more incriminating and the likelihood of not knowing increases.

Juries are excellent at sniffing that out, as are most judges.

I was thinking if I was an impartial juror I wouldn't ding someone - who was sharing an account with several other people - much for not remembering if they liked one particular post. But after thinking about it, the post was so beyond the pale that anyone who liked that shit would remember it, and any decent person would know that they wouldn't like such a thing. So yeah, not a good look for 3names.

['stache 21,815]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I bet her children wishes she’d leave Congress and go back to cheating on their dad.

I didn't even know she had kids. God damnit that makes me incredibly sad. No lulz, dead serious.

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is there a word worse than cunt? There needs to be to describe this person.

I imagine if you called her a "librul" she'd melt into a puddle like the wicked witch (of west Georgia) she is. 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I didn't even know she had kids. God damnit that makes me incredibly sad. No lulz, dead serious.

Same here. It scarcely seems possible. I can't imagine what being raised by that cunt would do to a person. Actually, maybe not that much since they have half her genes, and I'd wager their dad is an epic dumbass as well. 

[jimmyjazz 45,953]

I can't imagine impregnating her.  I'm serious.  I'm no great catch, and in my dating years I didn't exactly outkick my coverage with every girl (but did with a few, thank god), but she's twice as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.  It's a non-starter.  Just a disgusting person.

[Red Five 40,858]

I can't imagine impregnating her.  I'm serious.  I'm no great catch, and in my dating years I didn't exactly outkick my coverage with every girl (but did with a few, thank god), but she's twice as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.  It's a non-starter.  Just a disgusting person.

Afterwards I’d be like Woody in Kingpin hugging the toilet.

[TwiceHorn 31,471]

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

“Marjorie.” That’s the word you’re looking for.

And, you can always start adding adjectives.  Flapping.  Gaping.  Suppurating, or oozing if you want to be crude.

[bolverk 29,672]

26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I didn't even know she had kids. God damnit that makes me incredibly sad. No lulz, dead serious.

 

21 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Same here. It scarcely seems possible. I can't imagine what being raised by that cunt would do to a person. Actually, maybe not that much since they have half her genes, and I'd wager their dad is an epic dumbass as well. 

Had no idea either. Here's the family photo on her .gov website.

[Chooky 13,307]

X, 4

2, 3, 1

[DDD Dad 14,339]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

“Marjorie.” That’s the word you’re looking for.

My grandma was a Margerie.   CSB

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

 

Of course the husband has a goatee

[Brisketexan 105,139]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

My grandma was a Margerie.   CSB

And what that woman could do with margarine.......whoo-WEEE.

[DDD Dad 14,339]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

And what that woman could do with margarine.......whoo-WEEE.