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Your graph is wrong, it’s showing 1983 as 40 years ago. Pretty sure the 80s are always about 20 years ago. 

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Probably just pulled it out of her ass...

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20 minutes ago, tigol said:

I couldn't watch it for more than 10 seconds.  What happened?  Incredulous look?  

I made the mistake of watching it. Gaetz said MTG couldn’t be the pipe bomber because she would never wear a hoodie. That’s apparently the alibi 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I didn't think her facial expression said anything, but I definitely put the percentage of her being the pipe bomb planter at greater than 50%.  It's just so on brand.

Every denial is an admission…..

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2 hours ago, Fletch said:

I made the mistake of watching it. Gaetz said MTG couldn’t be the pipe bomber because she would never wear a hoodie. That’s apparently the alibi 

Sounds about right. It's not outrageous on its face to think she could have planted a bomb in the nation's capital; it outrageous to suggest that she'd ever dress like a *gasp* young, black male.

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14 hours ago, F250 said:

Since all these loons can get elected to office I am considering making a run myself. I will run as a Republican and my trademark will be the guy that says weird shit nobody understands.

Most of my phrases will be from Surly. During debates expect to hear "Muledick" a lot. When pressed for an answer my reply will be "PM Derka".

When another candidate mentions his wife I will say "Pics or get the fuck out!" Then follow up with "Rules, mother fucker."

As long as I blame Socialist Islamic Atheist Queer Dark Skinned Pedophiles running the Deep State I think I might be able to pull it off.

 

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15 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

He's letting her control the conversation, letting her talk over him, change the subject, challenge him, call him a liar, attack him, make the ridiculous claim that she know if that was her text or not, not calling out her bullshit. Pulling out his cellphone, what the fuck is that?

She is a fucking bully, but he is letting her bully him.

Weak, pathetic bullshit there jim.

 

Well we know who the man in that interview was.  JFC, what a pussy. 

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46 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well we know who the man in that interview was.  JFC, what a pussy. 

I mean, he is just a reporter, and doing it on the street at that.  It's not like he can ask a judge for responsive answers.

And, sometimes letting someone like MTG show its ass accomplishes as much as anything.

Plus, the "it's not my text message, but even if it was, that's not what it says" is pretty comical all by itself.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I mean, he is just a reporter, and doing it on the street at that.  It's not like he can ask a judge for responsive answers.

And, sometimes letting someone like MTG show its ass accomplishes as much as anything.

Plus, the "it's not my text message, but even if it was, that's not what it says" is pretty comical all by itself.

Well, he's no Mike Wallace, that's for damn sure. 

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On 4/30/2022 at 4:15 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

Wouldn’t be close to a fair fight. MTG has the build and sloping forehead of an Ice Age wooly rhino hunter. 

Yes. But in the old movies from caveman days, it's always some scrawny caveperson who uses tools who overcomes. Boebert would instinctively flee to her lair (restaurant) hooting in terror, but once she darts rat-like inside the place, she and her legion of fellow she-apes unleash a hail of gunfire as MTG, roaring, starts ripping off the side of the building.

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3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yes. But in the old movies from caveman days, it's always some scrawny caveperson who uses tools who overcomes. Boebert would instinctively flee to her lair (restaurant) hooting in terror, but once she darts rat-like inside the place, she and her legion of fellow she-apes unleash a hail of gunfire as MTG, roaring, starts ripping off the side of the building.

Go on . . .

 

Ew.

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Boebert has the teeth and nails of an enraged stripper. She would bite and claw her way up to MTG's face, pulling out wads of blonde dye job and savagely lacerating Marjorie's velvety, salivating mandible. No doubt MTG would finish things with a brutal Guillotine Drop onto the Capitol steps but later on while recovering and eating garlic mashed potatoes with her staffers, Marjorie would fall ill. A searing pain would take hold of her abdomen and her husband would scramble to stick a spoon in her mouth as the convulsions begin. To everyone's horror the screaming and spasms would abruptly cease as a fanged, rubber-titted creature bursts from MTG's duodenum and quickly scampers into the nearest storm sewer.

 

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As a person of faith who tries not to practice his faith casually, I find Mean Greene’s Christian supremacy off putting. And since has God needed us to give him victories?
 

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to weep with joy as she heard news that Roe v Wade could be overturned – and was instantly scolded on social media.

Ms Greene, who only last week accused the Catholic Church of being under Satan’s control, wept on Monday night as she called news that Supreme Court justices were considering overruling Roe “a victory for God”.

“More like a victory for the Devil,” one Twitter user wrote of the Republican’s reaction to a leaked “first draft” showing the court’s alleged intent to overturn the landmark 1973 ruling on abortion.

Another user added: “A theocratic fascist shedding tears of joy as her country slips into the dark ages with one of the most sophisticated cars in the world in the background. I don’t know if there is another image more cynically American than this one”.

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Why are white evangelicals are the anomaly?

White Evangelical Protestants are the only major religious group in the United States in which a majority are opposed to a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants, according to a survey by the Public Religion Research Institute.

PRRI released the results of a survey examining Americans’ attitudes on immigration policy on Thursday. The survey, conducted between Sept. 16–29, 2021, asked 2,508 adults who are part of Ipsos’ Knowledge Panel about their “support for policies related to undocumented immigrants living in the U.S."

While a majority of respondents supported pathways to citizenship for illegal immigrants (62%) and believe that immigrants strengthen American society (56%), only 44% viewed immigration as a critical issue.

The results revealed that “with the exception of white Evangelical Protestants, majorities of all religious groups support a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants.”

While just 47% of white Evangelicals supported a pathway to citizenship, majorities of all other religious groups polled expressed support for the policy. Support was highest among black Protestants (75%), followed by Hispanic Catholics (70%), religiously unaffiliated Americans (69%), other Christians (65%), white mainline Protestants (59%), non-Christians (55%) and white Catholics (54%

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Because white Christians are mostly racist pieces of shit who do not follow the teachings of Christ or try to live like him.  They're scumbags. 

"You're a liar!" --Marjorie Taylor Greene

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On 5/3/2022 at 9:32 PM, Satchel said:

White Evangelical Protestants are the only major religious group in the United States in which a majority are opposed to a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants, according to a survey by the Public Religion Research Institute.

PRRI released the results of a survey examining Americans’ attitudes on immigration policy on Thursday. The survey, conducted between Sept. 16–29, 2021, asked 2,508 adults who are part of Ipsos’ Knowledge Panel about their “support for policies related to undocumented immigrants living in the U.S."

 

While a majority of respondents supported pathways to citizenship for illegal immigrants (62%) and believe that immigrants strengthen American society (56%), only 44% viewed immigration as a critical issue.

 

The results revealed that “with the exception of white Evangelical Protestants, majorities of all religious groups support a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants.”

 

While just 47% of white Evangelicals supported a pathway to citizenship, majorities of all other religious groups polled expressed support for the policy. Support was highest among black Protestants (75%), followed by Hispanic Catholics (70%), religiously unaffiliated Americans (69%), other Christians (65%), white mainline Protestants (59%), non-Christians (55%) and white Catholics (54%

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

lots to unpack here....  waste 3 minutes for the full comedy value

- the text message that she says wasn't hers, she admits is hers

- people in the background immediately default to "fake news"!....   the comments were made on an evangelic-fascist hate engine talkshow

- the script is the same regardless of the accuser or the venue: "you didn't see hear read my entire message i'm being taken out of context"

- space lasers!

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