Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I know that the GOP wants to be able to replace nonpartisan civil servants with a party  purity and loyalty test to staff DC with sycophants and supplicants, but I cannot tell if they're using Greene as a distraction technique or she got picked to do the coloring book version of the power point.

[Beau Vine 55867]

3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Wasn't very nice of her to steal Herschel's speech-writer....

[Fastbreak 4055]

Now she is kicking a bitch.

[washparkhorn 9973]

On 9/5/2022 at 9:48 AM, Underdog said:

LMAO @ Sporkfoot 

Even Quentin Tarantino couldn’t get a chubbie. 

[AnTiM 1695]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Even Quentin Tarantino couldn’t get a chubbie. 

Nearest relative to a three-toed sloth?  The three-toed or three-fingered sloths are arboreal neotropical mammals . They are the only members of the genus Bradypus and the family Bradypodidae. The four living species of three-toed sloths are the brown-throated sloth, the maned sloth, the pale-throated sloth, and the pygmy three-toed sloth.

Edited September 16, 2022 by AnTiM
so you know I didn't just make it up...

[Covri 6368]

On 9/15/2022 at 1:04 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Who dafaq makes an analogy between POTC and civil servants?

I encourage everyone to fast forward to 1:02 and tell me what you hear when she tries to say "impossible", think I'm going with Inpossumul lol

[YGIFS 19458]

ISPOMMINABLE?  

I mean, that was actually one of her more articulate floor speeches so you gotta give the half 'tard credit.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

wut

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

What would make gas cheaper than driving demand way down?

[Sawbonz 28229]

22 hours ago, Covri said:

I encourage everyone to fast forward to 1:02 and tell me what you hear when she tries to say "impossible", think I'm going with Inpossumul lol

I guarantee she uses “flustrated” regularly 

[TexasHooch 5202]

53 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

wut

God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26–28]

It's right there at the beginning honey- first couple of pages.  I know even your dumbass made it that far.  And just if you're wondering.  It doesn't mean "the world is your toilet."  

 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

On 9/16/2022 at 6:12 PM, Covri said:

I encourage everyone to fast forward to 1:02 and tell me what you hear when she tries to say "impossible", think I'm going with Inpossumul lol

Yes. And she urges her colleagues to vote "aginnss" it.

She drunk.

[Underdog 29196]

Ugly, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Marge. 

[956 Worldwide 35597]

MTG and Lauren Boebert are what happens when politicians really are representative of constituents. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

14 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

wut

Gaia is going to win out on this one. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21554]

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG and Lauren Boebert are what happens when politicians really are representative of constituents. 

[6th Street 6692]

 

 

[Underdog 29196]

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

[Burt 4139]

On 9/16/2022 at 3:24 PM, washparkhorn said:

Even Quentin Tarantino couldn’t get a chubbie. 

[Superhero 9027]

No mention of MTG kicking a young activist from behind? Even posted it on her own twitter account.

I hope the girls files battery charges against that bitch.

 

[Bullneck 19540]

22 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

wut

Literally no one knows when to clap and cheer.  And AOC reference, since Youngstown is in her district.

[Radical Larry 28822]

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...
MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!
Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*
*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

Vanna White Supremacist

[Bullneck 19540]

On 9/4/2022 at 3:13 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Hmmm…

 

As the old saying goes, "Politics is show business for ugly people."

[Underdog 29196]

Where's a Sirhan-Sirhan when you need one?

[YGIFS 19458]

35 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Literally no one knows when to clap and cheer.  And AOC reference, since Youngstown is in her district.

Man, gerrymandering is outta control when the Bronx and Youngstown are in the same district. 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Man, gerrymandering is outta control when the Bronx and Youngstown are in the same district. 

AOC is able to infiltrate far beyond her home bodega since she can freeze and became nigh-invisible next to wood paneling and Uncle Pat's brown suit. Sure you could set up them sci-fi electric eyes to detect her, but she just Latin-Dance Limbo's her way under around and over those.

AOC could be in your bedroom, watching you, judging you right now.

[atomheartbevo 90655]

16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

AOC could be in your bedroom, watching you, judging you right now.

[Willfully Horn 8266]

Give it up to atomheart

Edited September 19, 2022 by Willfully Horn
Too late

[Macanudo 13328]

On 9/18/2022 at 11:19 AM, Underdog said:

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

Pat is on the board of Hillsdale College.   That place is all kinds of fucked up.

[Red Five 41750]

On 9/18/2022 at 11:19 AM, Underdog said:

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

Just look at that lovely smile. It looks like she's trying it for the first time. 

[YGIFS 19458]

41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Pat is on the board of Hillsdale College.   That place is all kinds of fucked up.

It started out not much different from other christian liberal arts colleges.  It leaned conservative, but other than a couple theology classes and intensive coursework on the Constitution (founded by abolitionists)...it was like 100 other private christian schools nationwide.  They also had a much bigger focus on the hard sciences than most faith-based liberal arts colleges.  It was nothing Liberty or Oral Roberts or baylor or those kinda schools.  

It wasn't until Arnn took over and got them into bed with the Ralph Reed/Rush Limbaugh wing of the party...that they truly went off the fucking rails.  

Sajak was the least-known Republican in showbusiness for decades.  Would help raise money but kept a very low profile to the general public.  He knew his show appealed to a huge swath of America.  That's why it's shocking to me his reveal was to lie in wait for 40 years, build up goodwill with middle America, and then his big GOP reveal is a proud photo of him with one of the most psychotic members of his party?  

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

 

 

[NWBuck 8630]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Of course she'd feel that way. She's got Fred's feet.

 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

8 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Of course she'd feel that way. She's got Fred's feet.

 

That's a killshot. Tweet that at her.

[jimmyjazz 47221]

"President of Canada".   JFC.

[YGIFS 19458]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

"President of Canada".   JFC.

Fine, she can use the full name "Prime President of the United States of Canada."  Sorry she was in a hurry.  You know what she meant. 

[Blotto 24025]

Here she is going on again about that stolen election

 

[crash_davis 23470]

This stupid bitch will be re-elected again confirming to the world that the US is full of got damned idiots.

Edited September 21, 2022 by crash_davis

[brakeman 28753]

 

[Gengs1 2583]

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

It seems they all want Hollywood famous, no wonder they complain about Hollywood so much cause they been rejected 

[Goredho 17659]

Lol, her protesting the accurate judgment of the American Idol panel was a foreshadowing.

[Bullneck 19540]

Democrats' and Farmers' are going to be pissed!

 

 

[Blotto 24025]

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Democrats' and Farmers' are going to be pissed!

 

 

[staboner 5085]

On 9/18/2022 at 11:19 AM, Underdog said:

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

holy shit pat rocking up looking like fire marshall bill

[jimmyjazz 47221]

The "diesel fuel" angle is a new one.  I saw it in the DT first, and then I had a guy on FB say "gas is at an all-time high" to which I responded that gas was well off its peak, and came back with "BUT DIESEL!!!".

It's amazing how consistent the talking points are.

[956 Worldwide 35597]

Russian MFA has a statement out about the fake “referenda”.  Good to see they’re making up credible numbers.

https://mid.ru/en/foreign_policy/news/1831658/

 

Quote

On September 23-27, the Donetsk and Lugansk people’s republics, Kherson and Zaporozhye regions held referendums on their accession to the Russian Federation. The results of the voting have been tabulated, with the overwhelming majority of voters supporting unification with Russia – 99.23 percent in the DPR, 98.42 percent in the LPR, 93.11 percent in the Zaporozhye Region and 87.05 percent in the Kherson Region. The turnout was as follows: 97.5 percent in the DPR, 92.6 percent in the LPR, 85.4 in the Zaporozhye Region and 76.9 percent in the Kherson Region.

 

[Gil Bang 26244]

 

[YGIFS 19458]

But she was sent by Jesus!

[Gil Bang 26244]

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But she was sent by Jesus!

Those feet though...those are Satan's creations.

[atomheartbevo 90655]

 

Quote

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) husband filed for divorce Wednesday on the grounds that the marriage is “irretrievably broken,” according to court documents.  

Perry Greene is also asking the Fulton County Superior Court to seal the divorce proceedings, “because the parties’ significant privacy interest in sealing the records outweighs the public’s miniscule interest in access to said records.”

“Irretrievably broken”.  Fucking the CrossFit instructor or whatever didn’t do it?

Edited September 29, 2022 by atomheartbevo