Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Gengs1 2583]

Quick what does the Bible say about divorce?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

I'm pretty sure something about stoning or many goats.

[Gil Bang 26241]

7 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Quick what does the Bible say about divorce?

Something about it being OK if the wife's a sporkfoot

[Gengs1 2583]

3 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I'm pretty sure something about stoning or many goats.

Option 1 seems the humane way to go, goats are cool when compared to her 

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

[South Austin 53228]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Reason No. 1 - You’re married to Majorie Taylor Greene. 

What do I win?

[Willfully Horn 8265]

I’d chip in to pay an orthodox radical to follow her around in public, yelling, “<Bushh>!!”

Edited September 29, 2022 by Willfully Horn
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[AnTiM 1695]

I guess sometimes it just takes a man 20 or 30 years to figure out he married a monster.  Better late than never.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9509]

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

I guess sometimes it just takes a man 20 or 30 years to figure out he married a monster.  Better late than never.

Hmmm...my dad's 34 years in with #3 and it doesn't seem like he's caught on yet, dammit.

Fingers crossed it comes out SporkFoot was having an affair with Gaetz (unlikely, given she's out of his preferred age bracket) and the ex has the goods. Take 'em both out at once.

[bluto 4998]

How would that take them both out? It would be celebrated 

[dieucla98 2963]

I was really hoping her husband's name was Ed. Would have been so much more appropriate.

 

[Macanudo 13327]

So marriage isn't between a man and a woman and a woman's personal trainer?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

 

 

[crash_davis 23470]

[4th&Five 42006]

 

[yoladu 4191]

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

[YGIFS 19458]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

What's the divorce settlement amount?

About tree-toed fiddy

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20926]

[crash_davis 23470]

[Mo Horn 8938]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

fuck that rancid hoe. hope she goes down in flames

[Satchel 6982]

The guy’s looking for a Green New Deal. Who can blame him? I’m gonna start calling her “Birthday Cake”.

[speed817 19954]

[Dutchrudder 11243]

[Underdog 29193]

16 hours ago, crash_davis said:

That’s rich coming from Queen Harasser herself. 

[tx 3 putt 78697]

So this chick would bang about anyone it seems like 

[washparkhorn 9973]

On 9/28/2022 at 11:26 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

[crash_davis 23470]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So this chick would bang about anyone it seems like 

She's the role model of the new MAGA GOP. Do as I preach from the pulpit, not as I fuck and asshole my way through life.

[Blotto 24022]

On 9/29/2022 at 7:30 AM, bluto said:

How would that take them both out? It would be celebrated 

Exactly. Celebrated as two GOP luminaries procreating to deliver a spork-footed wunderkind to the conservative movement. Like Texas fans anticipating the offspring of Aaron Ross and Sandra Richards. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

[tchookem 3969]

I don't know if she's noticed, but it's very easy to get a gun in America. If Dems wanted to kill Reps, it wouldn't take much effort.

[tx 3 putt 78697]

she's going to run for president.....

 

[Dutchrudder 11243]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

So who are the people murdered by Democrats? I haven't heard of either story of an R getting run over and an anti abortion activist being shot.

[Gengs1 2583]

On 9/30/2022 at 10:11 AM, crash_davis said:

She's the role model of the new MAGA GOP. Do as I preach from the pulpit, not as I fuck and asshole my way through life.

The deplorable, I “believe” in Republican Jesus and everything I do is ok because I “believe”

[Underdog 29193]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

 

Edited October 2, 2022 by Bozo_Casanova

[Queen Bitch 1692]

She may be leading the charge fullsteam toward the downfall of democracy and decency in our society, but it's a small consolation knowing her personal life is forever ruined and she'll never find someone who loves her ever again. At least there's that.

[Gengs1 2583]

14 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

She may be leading the charge fullsteam toward the downfall of democracy and decency in our society, but it's a small consolation knowing her personal life is forever ruined and she'll never find someone who loves her ever again. At least there's that.

There are dudes out there who would eat her shit from a cup. She will have no issue finding a crazy dude who will adore and love her 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

But those all end in absolute disaster for her -- and deep down, she knows it.

[Mdhorn 6166]

So the party of gun control is already killing Republicans?  Proof?  Every accusation is a confession, so we all now know what her play would be given an opportunity.  She's an idiot, and her electors better pray that she's never in charge of rebuilding their communities due to a natural disaster or other calamity.    

[Underdog 29193]

12 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She may be leading the charge fullsteam toward the downfall of democracy and decency in our society, but it's a small consolation knowing her personal life is forever ruined and she'll never find someone who loves her ever again. At least there's that.

Sack is already house hunting in her district for closer access to her. 

[Willfully Horn 8265]

Today I read someone’s claim Trump is floating the idea of selecting her as his VP candidate. Kudos, CR prognosticators.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Willfully Horn

[tx 3 putt 78697]

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Shit, going scorched Earth. That’s a bold move considering it’s a safe bet at her age, some of her kids are still minors.  Probably not a decision the Father took lightly. 
 

I’ll assume that she’s done some heinous shit and is a despicable cunt of a human.  And that the dad would rather the kids find out from him, an empathetic family law judge, and perhaps a court approved therapist before it inevitably comes out in the media.  
 

Sadly, I don’t see much happening on this until after she gets re-elected in November.  On a positive note, her seat will be vacated in 2023.  Not because of shame or criminal charges.  Because You can’t serve in Congress if you’ve killed yourself.  
 

and who takes over that seat if there’s no spouse to assume the seat, and McCarthy does not want to let it be left up to a Gov Abrams appointment/special election?  You guessed it, Congressman Frank Stallone.  An intellectual powerhouse of a stAtesman compared to this sentient thumb 

Edited October 3, 2022 by YGIFS

[Matuka 1320]

Apparently she can keep the shoes he gave her .

 

 

 

2:29 PM · Oct 3, 2022·Twitter for Android

[Fastbreak 4049]

How is what this cunt says about the Nord Stream not treason? This is one of the most dangerous things any govt official has ever said.

It’s time to hold these fucks accountable. I’m sorry, but we have rules and laws against this stuff for a reason. They also have extreme penalties for a reason. It’s time…

[C-Man 27781]

[Macanudo 13327]

Her kids are all teenagers or older.   I think they can handle hearing that their mom got Cleveland Steamered by her cross-fit buddy.

[Blotto 24022]

7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

How is what this cunt says about the Nord Stream not treason? This is one of the most dangerous things any govt official has ever said.

It’s time to hold these fucks accountable. I’m sorry, but we have rules and laws against this stuff for a reason. They also have extreme penalties for a reason. It’s time…

Fucking AMEN. We have a continent full of allies that are gonna be scrambling to keep the power on this winter, and you have a US Congressman stating that we destroyed a gas pipeline to the continent. Is there not some mechanism by which she can be fucking immediately taken to task for this? Prove it, or sit in fucking jail like the goddamn traitorous cunt that you are. 

[Red Five 41739]

45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Hopefully something like "Mr. Greene didn't particularly care for her planting pipe bombs in D.C."