Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

fuck you, Georgia, for emboldening this bitch by re-electing her. glad her term is only 2 years. 

also, DOJ, where we at with that pipe bomb suspect?

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck you, Georgia, for emboldening this bitch by re-electing her. glad her term is only 2 years. 

also, DOJ, where we at with that pipe bomb suspect?

They are still looking for additional suspects that match the three toed footprints found at the scene 

[AnTiM 1695]

On 11/21/2022 at 6:02 PM, speed817 said:

Hate it when I hear that....

it's a dick.

[tx 3 putt 78697]

 

[Bullneck 19531]

On 11/8/2022 at 12:21 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

"And next up at the 1 o'clock hour on WHTE is Rev. Jason Graber coming to you live from the Church of the Finished Garage or Mom's Basement."

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

[RPM 26632]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Rooting for #Team Salmonella

[Underdog 29192]

Duck of Death thinks that turkey is overcooked. 

[Underdog 29192]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Rooting for #Team Salmonella

Bitch is impervious to anything, even a stake or silver bullet through the heart. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Bitch is impervious to anything, even a stake or silver bullet through the heart. 

Not sure. What happened to her right hand? Off topic, but that is how King Viserys went.

[Underdog 29192]

Are we even sure that's not a decomposing turkey they dug up?  

Shouldn't we brown the turkey, Marj? 

We don't do brown in this household! 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Her fingers are as jacked up as her toes.

Bitch is some kind of Cretaceous marsupial.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

So roast the turkey while she's getting spit roasted at CrossFit?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Touche' on making the oven people-shaped, Simulation. 

[Covri 6368]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Touche' on making the oven people-shaped, Simulation. 

Not sure if serious, but that’s the back of someone’s head not a brick oven. 

[jimmyjazz 47218]

I don't know why anyone would insult the Christmas Vacation turkey like that.  It looked amazing up until the moment Clark cut it open.

[tx 3 putt 78697]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

Is this because she’s tied to trump?

[jimmyjazz 47218]

Does anyone WANT to be on "the Marjorie train"?

<shudder>

[speed817 19954]

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Does anyone WANT to be on "the Marjorie train"?

<shudder>

Sack

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Does anyone WANT to be on "the Marjorie train"?

<shudder>

Members of her CrossFit box?

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this because she’s tied to trump?

Wouldn’t surprise me.  There’s some kind of little civil war brewing in the GQP for sure.  Lots of purity tests.  Lots of grifting.  The grifters don’t like losers, probably don’t like Trump sucking up all of the oxygen/money in the room.

They are looking at his rallies. Looking at his shitshow of an announcement where they weren’t invited, and where the attendees were more interested in selfies or leaving than what Trump had to say.

MTG had no problem winning her race, and she’s one of the few truly willing to slum with them and would probably return their phone calls, which  gives them some legitimacy (in their eyes), but they want her pried away from Trump.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure if serious, but that’s the back of someone’s head not a brick oven. 

I knew something smelled fucky.

 

[Underdog 29192]

One of the Twitter rep!ies:  you just know she threw out the dark meat. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

22 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Her fingers are as jacked up as her toes.

Bitch is some kind of Cretaceous marsupial.

Those fingers could feed an entire Ethiopian village.

[tchookem 3969]

 

That turkey got a D1 scholarship because he has great hands, runs precise routes, and has deceptive speed.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Corch on the dinner table.

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[Pato del Muerto 53511]

2 hours ago, tchookem said:

On 11/24/2022 at 10:41 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

That turkey got a D1 scholarship because he has great hands, runs precise routes, and has deceptive speed.

Chef on the table

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's what she wears to a speaking engagement?

Didn't they give Michelle Obama shit for wearing a sleeveless dress one time?

[jimmyjazz 47218]

19 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Didn't they give Michelle Obama shit for wearing a sleeveless dress one time?

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

[Brisketexan 106906]

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

Gosh, wish I could figure out the difference….

[atomheartbevo 90651]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Gosh, wish I could figure out the difference….

She doesn’t do CrossFit?

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Gosh, wish I could figure out the difference….

Michelle has 5 toes on each foot?

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Gosh, wish I could figure out the difference….

Literacy?

[Macanudo 13327]

Wait, I know.   Michelle is human.

 

[Macanudo 13327]

And a soul.  Don't forget that.

[jimmyjazz 47218]

14 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Wait, I know.   Michelle is human.

Not so fast, my friend.

[Red Five 41739]

Hmm, one did softcore porn and was a mail-order bride. However, the other one is black. Tough call, tough call.

[RDCanecutter 26895]

On 11/25/2022 at 10:35 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Does anyone WANT to be on "the Marjorie train"?

<shudder>

Republicans will ride trains all day if you call them "trams," "trolleys," or "shuttles."

Or if you put the train somewhere like France.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20926]

On 11/21/2022 at 6:09 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Dude looks like every guy who ever walked into my classroom and said "Whoa! That was due today?"

I keep thinking that some of these guys are actors hired by the Democrats to go out and say the most mind-numbingly stupid and offensive things so that "Christian nationalists"  will be turned off and say, "wait ... what? I can't support that!"    But it turns out that there is nothing so stupid and/or offensive that these folks won't support it. 

[tx 3 putt 78697]

 

[AnTiM 1695]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Who is the ape with the arms wrapped around her from behind?

[Macanudo 13327]

Does she really only have 3 or 4 fingers on her lefthand?

[tx 3 putt 78697]

 

[Bullneck 19531]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wasn't paying too much attention to this since she's in a kitchen with other people.  I thought she was leaning over a pot or something.  

But it's a time bomb.  

What an asshole.

[Bullneck 19531]

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78697]

[atomheartbevo 90651]

She also doesn’t understand that the advertisers are the customers, and the Twitter users are the product.