Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

[Beau Vine 55867]

[Red Five 41738]

Morality lessons from MTG huh. 

[mchookem 16769]

[Beau Vine 55867]

20 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did the article cover her birth and early years in the Georgia asylum for the mentally challenged?

 

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She was born in a nuthouse

Hey!  Show some respect!   It's called the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.  

And for the record, I have never heard MTG deny that she was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.  

[NAVY 6969]

Oh man. It’s on. She done fucked with big dildo and big butt plug. 

[Bullneck 19528]

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Like Madison Cawthorn before her, she's about to find out where barely normal Republicans draw the line.  

PatriotTakes 

 

@patriottakes

·

3h

 

“I want to tell you something, if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed.” - Marjorie Taylor Greene on the January 6th Capitol attack

Edited December 11, 2022 by Bullneck

[tx 3 putt 78685]

 

[Red Five 41738]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'm sorry, what was that? There's saying the quiet part out loud, and then there's THAT. 

[tx 3 putt 78685]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Domestic terrorist 

[Pato del Muerto 53506]

Doubt it. Her pipe bombs didn’t even explode. 

[henrygandorf 29225]

for those still wondering “if it could happen here”. 

[staboner 5084]

any fucking day America. arrest anyone. hello

 

 

[Blotto 24021]

just saw this in a tweet replying to that cunt. makes me laugh every time

[TwiceHorn 32079]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

just saw this in a tweet replying to that cunt. makes me laugh every time

And some buttplugs and dildos from Target and CVS, if she didn't already buy them out.

[washparkhorn 9973]

[aggie08 21800]

Do you mean to tell me that I could have been buying my butt plugs and dildos from Target with curbside pickup this whole time? Instead of having to slink away to the adult bookstore on the busiest street in town, next to the stoplight that always seems to be red, and that, inexplicably, is only open during daylight hours?

Man, that's a tough one to swallow.

[tx 3 putt 78685]

 

[Burt 4137]

Has she ever mentioned one thing he should be impeached for?

[elfenix 34752]

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

@NowThis

(y'all be slippin')

[tx 3 putt 78685]

49 minutes ago, Burt said:

Has she ever mentioned one thing he should be impeached for?

being a lib !!!!

[Red Five 41738]

7 hours ago, Burt said:

Has she ever mentioned one thing he should be impeached for?

His son's laptop I guess. Gas prices being too low maybe? Being old? I dunno.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

 

[Satchel 6982]

Margie Taylor is really basking in the glow of her new found fame as big baller shot caller in ChristianMengle. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

On 12/11/2022 at 6:13 PM, henrygandorf said:

for those still wondering “if it could happen here”. 

They're going to try again.  And I hope there are standing orders for the police/national guard this time to show no mercy.

[ohchaucer 1444]

Man, that's a tough one to swallow.

I see it. That thing what you did.

[Fastbreak 4049]

i wonder if she workshopped the butt plug line or just was riffing 

[FartingDreamer 138]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

They're going to try again.  And I hope there are standing orders for the police/national guard this time to show no mercy.

They'll have that tall fencing put up around the perimeter along with the national guard to ensure they don't succeed.  

[NWBuck 8629]

36 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

i wonder if she workshopped the butt plug line or just was riffing 

Probably just pulled it out of her ass...

[atomheartbevo 90650]

7 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Probably just pulled it out of her ass...

[YGIFS 19458]

I’ve noticed that between outlandish comments and claims, her default facial expression is, “I shaved my balls for this?”

[RomaVicta 30592]

It's amusing that her straight, non-sexually deviant, pearl-clutching audience didn't seem the least bewildered about what a butt plug is and is used for. Maybe they learned from a new acquaintance they chanced to meet in an airport restroom.

[YGIFS 19458]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's amusing that her straight, non-sexually deviant, pearl-clutching audience didn't seem the least bewildered about what a butt plug is and is used for. Maybe they learned from a new acquaintance they chanced to meet in an airport restroom.

Don’t be ridiculous, you can buy butt plugs at CVS or Target, but not the airport duty free shop.  Oh wait, did you mean dookie free shop?  Which terminal…asking for a friend?

 

Edited December 13, 2022 by YGIFS

[tx 3 putt 78685]

[Underdog 29191]

That Qunt just needs to eat a bullet.

[RPM 26628]

A proud Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum alumnus.

Hail to old Milledgeville! 

 

Visit the birthplace of Marjorie Taylor Greene!

[Beau Vine 55867]

I'd like to remind people that there is no evidence that MTG was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

 

However, I have never heard MTG say that she wasn't born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

[956 Worldwide 35594]

On 12/13/2022 at 8:55 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Why do Black people in earth tones work up the right so much? 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9509]

25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Why do Black people in earth tones  positions of power work up the right so much? 

Ahem.

[South Austin 53227]

On 12/10/2022 at 11:22 PM, UDontKnow said:

So apparently Marge was a member of the Spanish Club in high school.

So the Spanish Club is sorta social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

[YGIFS 19458]

Pipe down, Bender!  /flashesHookEmsignfornoreason

[HenryJames 67368]

[Red Five 41738]

The horror. That might lead to one kid in Dalton, GA asking their parents what some of that stuff is. Then the parent says it's for adults, and they leave. Don't let this happen.

[Bullneck 19528]

On 12/14/2022 at 9:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to remind people that there is no evidence that MTG was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

 

However, I have never heard MTG say that she wasn't born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

A lot of people are saying that she was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The horror. That might lead to one kid in Dalton, GA asking their parents what some of that stuff is. Then the parent says it's for adults, and they leave. Don't let this happen.

also heaven forbid (all puns intended) people try to enhance their lives in the bedroom. 

[NAVY 6969]

Nasty toe knows her audience 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I'm sure she just wants them to move them closer to the protein supplements so she can complete her CrossFit shopping more efficiently.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Beefing with Gaetz too…I appreciate her scrapping with errybody. (Ducks)

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Cunt Fight!  

(wait, I met Cat Fight!)

(No wait, I had it right the first time)  

[AnTiM 1695]

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Cunt Fight!  

(wait, I met Cat Fight!)

(No wait, I had it right the first time)  

Bitch fight!  Works for me.

[Sawbonz 28223]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Beefing with Gaetz too…I appreciate her scrapping with errybody. (Ducks)

 

No grammatical errors or malaprops. Someone has taken over her acct